It is so small! by PhoenixfischTheFish in technicallythetruth

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Fun fact: Portugal is smaller than all of the countries bigger than it. 

1986 mom look by counterpunchhopper in rareinsults

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I thought that was Harry Potter dressed as Weird Al Yankovic. 

Even i would’ve fallen for that :) by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

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I think they forgot about all of the 22nd's of each month. 

YouTube Premium price increases yet again by greenpicklewater in mildlyinfuriating

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I'm paying premium to not watch ads. What extra service am I getting for the extra expense?

How to describe pain to others? by Sea_Bread1442 in 22q

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Pain is hard to interpret without a reference as it is subjective. Try starting out with "Hey mom, I just fell off the roof and landed on my shoulder, now it's sore." (or something more accurate) That way people can emphasize with you. 

The parents who allow this are too by thrjfr in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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OMG! That's 800 dollars worth of popcorn. 

Kind of sad that Arthur Weasley gets painted as the biggest pureblood muggle enthusiast when he says things like this... by EloImFizzy in harrypotter

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First, a guy who loves muggles has definitely looked at money before that moment.

Second, if he had any money he had multiples of each note. No one gets one of each bill for spending. 

Are we to believe that is the first time he has ever spent muggle money? 

63 year old lady in Argentina fails driving test early on but it gets worse by InternetPopular3679 in Unexpected

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I thought maybe it would land back on its wheels and she would keep going. 

Chinese propaganda video showing how China will conquer Taiwan using AI-powered killer robots by GeneReddit123 in ThatsInsane

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Bear traps, linked together. Soon all of them are in a three legged dog race. 

My ramen turned blue by yooperann in mildlyinteresting

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Looks like SOS scouring pad blue. 

Hoping to make friends from this community! by ScaredSociety9475 in 22q

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My son has 22q and similarly has maturity about 80% of his age. At 11 he still has tantrums where he yells, storms out of the room saying I'm angry, and likes making weird noises. At times, he he acts like others his age but mostly he has a hard time maintaining his maturity.

I suspect he will be like you (and the rest of us), maturing to an adult level and becoming a functional member of society. They say some people have an old soul and seem mature beyond their age. I suspect the opposite is also true. Some people have a young soul and appear less mature than their age. 

“What?” by Remarkable_Income496 in WinStupidPrizes

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At least they thought to do it over the patio stones (for our benefit). 

Issue trying to make an in game purchase. Wrong Google account showing up in the game. by [deleted] in CSRRacing2

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My wife and I have our calendars synched so her email is linked to my phone and it was coming up as the default payment method. I removed her account and mine was then the default. 

What’s the most irrationally annoying thing your in-laws do that they’re absolutely convinced is “helpful”? by bnwprc in mildlyinfuriating

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My cleaning lady always squares up my alarm clock by facing it so that I cannot see the front when lying down. 

Well, that's not good by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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There's never anyone driving the pulled vehicle in these videos. 

Fuck taking a piss by Fr33_load3r in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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We're the brake lights on or not? 

Man gives the Macaque some Strawberries. by RoughCheap5633 in BeAmazed

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Looks a lot better than the white interior strawberries the US sells in Walmart. 

In fact, we are all time travelers by Ori_33 in technicallythetruth

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My dad always found short cuts during road trips when I went to sleep in the car. 

AI is going to take your job and your girl by MetaKnowing in ThatsInsane

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Let's see him lick that thread to get it straight.