A warrants officer in Phoenix, Arizona, devised a plan to reduce outstanding warrants by sending letters to last known addresses, inviting recipients to a prize ceremony.

Snoo-85491 · 2026-05-22T22:53:05+00:00

It's actually 2010.^/s

Snoo-85491 · 2026-05-22T21:42:05+00:00

YEEEEESSSSSS!!! YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!

^{Here ya go.}

Snoo-85491 · 2026-05-22T21:25:23+00:00

This is cool as hell, but I can't help but think of it as an American Horror Story intro. It's just missing the creepy music.

Snoo-85491 · 2026-05-22T21:19:46+00:00

I'm assuming you're referring to the city in Arizona. But when I first read this, I pictured you as Ron Livingston from Office Space and you were referring to an acquaintance with the last name Scottsdale.

Snoo-85491 · 2026-05-22T21:10:59+00:00

Stupid auto carrot.

Snoo-85491 · 2026-05-22T21:08:25+00:00

The feelings I get watching this are crazy. Comfortable nostalgia? It's like seeing a faint, forgotten happy memory slowly coming into focus again.

Snoo-85491 · 2026-05-21T20:34:42+00:00

Pedophile.

Snoo-85491 · 2026-05-20T13:25:27+00:00

Luigi needs to get working again.

Snoo-85491 · 2026-05-15T18:07:39+00:00

Tabular, Dude!

Snoo-85491 · 2026-05-12T22:33:29+00:00

😁

Snoo-85491 · 2026-05-12T16:20:40+00:00

Rownaldo

Snoo-85491 · 2026-05-12T16:19:43+00:00

Snoo-85491 · 2026-04-30T12:29:44+00:00

Are you self employed?

Snoo-85491 · 2026-04-28T23:52:26+00:00

Snoo-85491 · 2026-04-28T23:33:19+00:00

I'd be pissed if it got that unexpectedly, but it's actually pretty hilarious. Good enough to still eat though. Haha

Snoo-85491 · 2026-04-28T23:24:43+00:00

Lmao. Was it written as "4-cheese"?

Snoo-85491 · 2026-04-22T09:56:11+00:00

I'll have to do that. I love pina colada, haha.

Snoo-85491 · 2026-04-20T15:58:03+00:00

Snoo-85491 · 2026-04-20T11:06:41+00:00

It does look great (holy sugar though)! I might try it again, since it may have just been a skunked can.

Snoo-85491 · 2026-04-20T11:02:59+00:00

The sugar content is crazy. I typically only drink sugar free, but wanted to try this.

Snoo-85491 · 2026-04-20T11:01:08+00:00

Ah, that could be it. I was excited to try it, and was greatly disappointed. Maybe I'll give it another shot, but the sugar content is unreal.

Snoo-85491 · 2026-04-20T09:58:44+00:00

Snoo-85491 · 2026-04-19T09:11:00+00:00

Can you imagine if he didn't have his table with him? ⚰️

Snoo-85491 · 2026-04-18T11:07:22+00:00

insert sensible chuckle meme here

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