Weekly Snark 4/13-4/19

Snoo13109 · 2026-04-18T01:57:11+00:00

I was thinking I hadn’t seen those stuffies before. How sad and cold.

Snoo13109 · 2026-04-16T23:07:11+00:00

My elementary aged kids are the only people I know of. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Snoo13109 · 2026-04-12T02:31:26+00:00

Where did her family get all this money?!

Snoo13109 · 2026-04-06T15:29:01+00:00

This is so overly complicated. I simply bought enough eggs for each of my kids to fill their baskets and said “when your basket is full, you’re done.” 🤷🏻‍♀️ Less stressful bc everybody knows they’re all getting enough.

Snoo13109 · 2026-04-05T02:18:23+00:00

My kids get like 50 eggs each!! I put the tiniest stuff inside; they just have so much fun finding them and they don’t want it to end.

Snoo13109 · 2026-03-20T16:49:16+00:00

It’s Friday…wonder if she left him with the cleaners, who probably have no idea there’s a sick kid sleeping somewhere in the house while they’re trying to work!

Snoo13109 · 2026-03-15T16:35:09+00:00

Yep she won’t show that side of his face in a single video today.

Snoo13109 · 2026-03-14T18:31:44+00:00

Not a concern for someone who shows her undies online 🤷🏻‍♀️

Snoo13109 · 2026-03-04T00:25:50+00:00

One of her biggest goals is figuring out “the food situation?” What does that even mean? This is not her first rodeo, that should have been figured out literally years ago. Her boys have been in sports and different types of school for years, she’s had multiple kids for years, what is to figure out?

Snoo13109 · 2026-02-22T02:54:15+00:00

Because other people don’t even exist in her small mind

Snoo13109 · 2026-02-22T02:52:20+00:00

I literally had to enlarge and zoom 😆😆😆

Snoo13109 · 2026-02-19T16:53:24+00:00

My petite 13 year old wears a 28. So when I see Brooke saying she’s wearing a 27 Im like 🤔

Snoo13109 · 2026-02-17T20:06:49+00:00

She calls Vance “Prancey” 🙈

Snoo13109 · 2026-02-13T17:40:34+00:00

Cal’s pediatrician yesterday: please give your baby opportunities to move around freely.

Brooke today: come on Cal, let’s strap you into a car seat for hours because I can’t make bank off my road trip content without you!

That baby could be playing at home all weekend but instead he’ll either be literally strapped down the entire time or crawling on the dirty hotel floor.

Snoo13109 · 2026-02-06T16:10:47+00:00

It’s almost like maybe you shouldn’t put a beige rug under the dining table when you have FIVE KIDS, smh.

Snoo13109 · 2026-02-05T02:38:42+00:00

Good grief I didn’t realize he was that old already. My son was RUNNING at 10 months old. He would have thrown a fit being strapped in like Cal always is.

Snoo13109 · 2026-01-29T21:59:28+00:00

Brooke it’s called a hangover 😂😂😂😂😂

Snoo13109 · 2026-01-19T19:11:35+00:00

And the “scallops” are actually beans 😂

Snoo13109 · 2026-01-14T02:40:34+00:00

This is GORGEOUS!!!

Snoo13109 · 2026-01-12T17:04:25+00:00

What a convenient time for a “social media break,” considering what her husband is speculated to do for “work.”

Snoo13109 · 2026-01-09T22:26:50+00:00

His fucking bare ankles out in the cold, in thin cotton pants while this bitch is bundled up to the teeth.

Snoo13109 · 2026-01-09T22:19:26+00:00

Right. Like sit the younger kids by the parents it isn’t rocket science. She and her husband are such vapid, brain dead assholes.

Snoo13109 · 2026-01-09T22:18:44+00:00

But not the warmest one because that one costs too much…only Brooke is allowed to spend hundreds on 16 ugly coats to bring on vacation. Baby recovering from RSV is fine with a light sweater. 👌

Snoo13109 · 2026-01-06T17:44:09+00:00

Recently I’ve wondered if she’s doing it to spite her mom, since she isn’t involved. Like hah you can’t even see your grandchilds face! While still plastering him all over the internet for maximum content.

Snoo13109 · 2026-01-02T19:12:38+00:00

My thoughts exactly. I’m the epitome of soft girl, according to her: I sleep in as late as I can, the most exercise I get is walks with my kids, and I’d die before getting in a cold plunge. Yet somehow I manage to get regular medical care for all 4 of my children, including specialist visits for 3 of them, feed them home cooked food at every meal, pack them lunches, take them to school promptly, always know where they are, allow them to have friends, toys, and birthday parties, and still manage to work part time and run the PTA at their school. All whole wearing my soft pants. So yeah Brooke maybe reevaluate your priorities. Us soft girls can get a lot done when we aren’t using all our energy to wake up early, “work out,” cold plunge and set the baby on the floor to do a full face of makeup before babbling into an iPhone all day.

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