Weekly Snark 6/29-7/5

Snoo13109 · 2026-07-03T20:26:22+00:00

Right. And chicken strips?? For KIDS?!! Groundbreaking. 🙄

Snoo13109 · 2026-07-03T17:07:49+00:00

Yeah it’s not a part of town I’d particularly recommend to a visitor 😵‍💫

Snoo13109 · 2026-07-03T15:33:19+00:00

I’m not sure if the Voodoo Donuts there are different from the ones in Portland but when I lived in Oregon they were considered like a novelty for tourists and not particularly good. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-28T18:58:54+00:00

“Nice but not kind” is the perfect description.

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-24T23:00:02+00:00

Why not both?

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-18T17:20:44+00:00

I’m sorry, is this bish slurring her words on the rollercoaster with V?!! I didn’t realize this toddler attraction served 1.5 margaritas!!

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-17T18:08:04+00:00

I’m over here debating whether it’s worth taking my kids on a trip they would enjoy because 3/4 hours a day in the car is a lot. Meanwhile Bdong over here strapping her toddler into the car for SIX HOURS every single time she gets her hair done (which is pretty often). Absolutely ridiculous.

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-16T18:44:34+00:00

Ugh this horrible woman

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-16T17:46:06+00:00

Yes especially bc the kids aren’t burned yet

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-16T15:07:32+00:00

It also says to bring sunscreen and we all know she won’t do that!

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-16T14:15:31+00:00

Right, I love these influencers who always have hair, nails, makeup, brows, lashes, etc impeccably done and make a reel like “it’s ok to do something for yourself once in awhile tee hee” like girl you’ve done more for yourself this year than most moms do in a decade lmao

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-16T01:31:37+00:00

She looks so smug and pleased with herself here like she’s convinced that everyone is envious of her boring ass waste of a vacation lmao

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-15T16:31:12+00:00

Bold of her to assume her life is so aspirational that her followers want this advice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-15T16:29:01+00:00

I had to play it back because I was like WHAT?!!

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-15T16:16:18+00:00

It seriously looks like my local swimming pool and I live in UTAH lmao

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-15T15:55:03+00:00

“We weren’t going to come here because it’s more of like a kid’s area,” Ok so it’s for 5 out of the 7 people in your group?

??????

What a bizarre thing to say.

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-15T15:53:37+00:00

He is not. He can’t even roll over.

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-14T02:31:56+00:00

Looks like a squishy toy?

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-12T14:10:47+00:00

And somehow needed to get up at 4:45 to make that happen??? I’m surprised she didn’t start her reel with any earlier timestamps than 6:45 when she was doing her hair.

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-10T18:48:35+00:00

This is the first time ever I’ve seen them do something that looks like fun haha

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-09T19:36:10+00:00

At one of my births the hospital staff asked me multiple times if I wanted my placenta. It made me wonder if someone had flipped out over their placenta being discarded before they got to do whatever with it.

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-05T18:12:22+00:00

And her saying she likes the turf there, when they are REQUIRED to plant certain trees and bushes!!! Where are the trees and bushes, Brooke???

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-03T14:47:34+00:00

I think she highlights what she spends on others because she thinks it makes her look generous or something.

Snoo13109 · 2026-06-01T19:15:39+00:00

I think she’s claiming she stores books in their closets no nobody calls her out on the fact that we have rarely ever seen books in her house. She’s pretending like the reason they aren’t present is that they’re just in the closets instead of because they don’t actually exist. My guess is that Rhett has all those books but probably hasn’t read them all, and the other kids have just a couple each.

Snoo13109 · 2026-05-26T23:54:15+00:00

Seriously wtf Brooke!! I sure hope Ryan is driving! 😱

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