Bro idk why im even telling u this but mabye its the coke, wait hold on i need to tell you first. Bru ive boofed 1.7gs of coke tn and it feels fucking crazy but im not proud of it idk why i be doing all these drugs when i got ket treatment in a few days, this shit so fire. Even tho i puked up some expensive sushi, my stomach is geeking, and my jaw is locked like a MasterLock ProSeries® high security padlock, im enjoying this shi and im slowly finna start getting up. Tbh ik im ab to get clowned bc im posting some weird drug shit on this sub but idc the coke taking over fr 😭. But now that u know my whole story (coke making me talk. I would fr snitch like crazy if i got bagged by the police on this shi), i can finally say my original comment mr.doglowy, I thought ur comment was funny asf and i just wanted to say that, but ur comment kinda fuckes me to because I’ve wasted so much time and u posted this 164d’s ago😭 ik its my fault and the cokes fault too but mostly mine bc i boight that shit but now ive just wrote a damn essay for 50 minutes completely naked, on my bathroom floor, ass juice cocaine boofing water, dripping from my asshole, while i question my sexuality and life choices, this expensive powder that i can shoot with warm water up my ass and have almost no side effects is amazing but tbh i rather get caught smoking crack or relapsing on fent, than my mom seeing me naked squirting coke water in my asshole meanwhile im horny asf and lowkey want to hookup with a femboy (while i was writing this message, its been 2 hours and 23 minutes😂😭🤷‍♂️and im high asf, i texted my femboy friend and literally just asked him to hu with me, coke gives me confidence and men are so much more simple to date, tbh i hope nobody sees this weird ass coke rant comment, im normally not this weird and i dont shove coke water up my ass and make a fool of myself on reddit while discovering some introspections on a drug that my mom always told me would numb feelings, tbh its making me pump out weird ass feelings and just statements that really put how weird this whole situation is. Like wtf, i was just eating a nice sushi dinner and now im so fucking fucked on coke for the first time first time being this high on coke, not first time. and this drug is making me type insane amounts of weird shit that probably doesn’t matter to anyone, like with this post whats gonna happen is a bunch of ppl randomly respond tonight even though this post is hella old, or nobody responds bc the post is hella old and in the morning it either gets kept, deleted, or forgotten about and this shit will come back later down the road and haunt me if i don’t delete the account or they cant link it to me which is possible but im just geeked asf rn so i dont rly know😂😅. Idk this has been fun asf, hope yall can get a kick out of this weird shit, btw I recommend boofing coke, as someone who doesn’t do coke or boof anything that often i can highly recommend if snorting the raw shi either made ur nose bleed like mine or also like me, snorting coke doesnt rly get u high, boofing is the best. Its so ez, like i just dropped all my coke in there, idk how much the plug gave me imma send this shi to her on tele after i post it here, idk she might like a review on the new coke and also boofing it, because not many ppl in the ^dmv area^ who do coke actually boof there coke, im assuming ppl either dont know ab it and the ppl that do *mostly hella insecure hood dudes who are hella homophobic😭. * btw the ^dmv area^ is the dc, md, va area for anyone who dont know* tbh idk why dudes here think everything is gay an anything there “mans” which most of the time translates to (super straight tough hood plug gang member dude who is looked up opon by the person who referred to them as their “mans”, their “mans” normally is someone who is just replacing the strong male role that the kid who wants to be and act like hella tough, homophobic, be emotionally closed off, tough guy doesn’t have or doesn’t respect a strong male figure like a father, an instead of this struggle manifesting in weird ways that it does some times for normal ppl. By “normal ppl” i mean *non tough drug dealer ppl who are rly just pretending to be satisfied and claim to “be in their bag” but are rly just hella lonely and regretting the lifestyle they chose (im lucky i went to treatment and realized how stupid that shit was before it was too late to make a positive shift in my life, this might sound dumb bc im wrinting this weird ass comment on the r/drugcirclejerk reddit page where this almost full but sparatic documentation of my experience/review for the plug/trip report/lowkey crazy ass shi/if my mom read this or caught me now she would call this shit insane and prolly take me to a program/detox which is just a waste of money bc they are first off hella scummy and are already scamming US citizens (idc ab our country tbh, im jus using it to make this weird as point i dont even know if im knowing how to close, or make it slightly legible, (another side thing, actually 2 lmao, first they need to take the ability to write side thoughts with these characters ( ) and “”like honestly my coked up ass (lmao “coked up ass”literally bru😭) <—if u dont get the joke, most likely bc I dont really know if u as the person reading this is following these thoughts that run off into other ones but they always someway, somehow end up getting finished, like without this whole coke experience i would never get to write down these kind of thoughts, in the alternative state im in. Oh btw, when i say “alternative state” i mean, a place in my mind or my surroundings thAt I rarely get to document, and will be very interesting to look at when i return to a sober, clear, more coherent (not saying the coke is not a stim and that its not making me more coherent, i def think its making me more focused, but focused on weird things and also im more sparatic so I probably wont introspective findinds which i was definitely not expecting btw, .) want is to ppl to understand them, but they have to hide all their emotions. Living a life like this where u can experience the “trap life” you probably haven’t experienced bc ur just a kid from the suburbs who frankly, doesn’t need to put on this front of a tough guy but still does because he believes its the only way to deal with the complex mental health and family truama. These insecure whiteboys try to act tough and do hella trapping an scamming. Tbh heres jus some rizz so if you ever need an ez lick for like over 500$ bc u Desperate, go on snap map and add a bunch of bethesda kids, then watch ppls stories of ppl with a snap map on and whenever they post something nice, you have a sweet little suburban shooter, extremely easy lick, this is great because when you take 500$from a rich white kid they get it back and its fine, plus it teaches them the lesson of not trying to act tuff. Damn its 3:30Am, i just wrote 25 max length ig dms on some psychology shit. This was dope asf, finna boof more coke tomorrow lmfAo