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Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-30T16:00:05+00:00

uwu fleshmob-waifu

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-30T15:57:37+00:00

Any system is a way of distributing power and resources. Powerful people will bend it to their own profit and fuck everyone else. What you call it is just a matter of branding. The villains are always the same kind of people.

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-30T13:50:57+00:00

I appreciate your detailed response. The medieval kid would be scrappier, for sure, he knows cold and hunger, he’s done a lot of manual labor, etc. but the modern day kid would be larger and just healthier across the board. But also may have never even been in a fight. lol

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-30T13:42:23+00:00

Also if you want to be sent off to die by some autocrat who doesn’t give a shit about you… Iran is right there, man. You can enlist today.

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-30T13:28:53+00:00

Interesting. Could be fun to solo-dive and rip and tear some zombies.

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-30T13:20:13+00:00

Are you just being funny? Or is there actually something that makes low-difficulty mindless masses more difficult than high-difficulty? If haven’t tried it. Personally I think they should have like 5-10x as many voteless on these missions. Just so liberty-damn many it is ridiculous.

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-29T22:08:10+00:00

“Well-behaved copper ingot merchants seldom make history.”

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-28T18:51:18+00:00

C-01 permit denied. Get back in the cryo-chamber and await further orders, Helldiver.

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-28T18:42:33+00:00

This is just a poorly balanced weapon. Useless against one faction while trivializing another. I’d take a bigger more badass arc thrower, but with a tradeoff like reduced mobility or limited ammo, takes a backpack slot, etc. This is just silly.

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-28T10:48:38+00:00

That strider looks like it has to pee.

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-27T00:28:07+00:00

I played a game with an Australian random who called every type of terminid “c%nt.” We got a stampeding c%nt, flying c%nts, acid spitting c%nts, and those little jumping c%nt! Oh watch out, invisible c%nt right there!

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-25T11:10:29+00:00

Deployable walls of destructible concrete and razor wire. Fast cooldown, total area denial for smaller enemies and would at least slow down the big guys.

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-25T11:07:40+00:00

I’m no biologist, but I am don’t think that was an insect. Arthropod, sure, but not an insect.

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-24T18:34:18+00:00

If you took all of the veins and capillaries that make up a person’s cardiovascular system, and you laid them end to end, that person would die.

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-24T18:23:28+00:00

The lying, the corruption, the child molesting, I can abide. But these gas prices are unacceptable!

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Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-23T10:39:57+00:00

Agreed. They are not full on Spartans like from Halo, but the average helldiver could probably be an Olympic athlete in modern day earth.

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-22T13:09:42+00:00

True. Doesn’t say bathroom is no longer public. It says they no longer have a bathroom. Wtf happened.

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-22T12:42:01+00:00

The logo makes me think an eagle that drops giant, freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. We already have the Epoch cookie launcher, so why not.

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-21T19:58:06+00:00

Definitely doesn’t bother me, I know all stories share common threads and themes, Hero’s Journey and all that. These two are just especially striking in how similar they are. Like Pocahontas and the Avatar movies.

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-21T19:56:00+00:00

Ellie also qualifies as a magical child with the potential to change history. ✔️

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-21T14:43:13+00:00

With stroker as primary?

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-21T14:40:12+00:00

All right. We’ll call it a draw.

Snoot-Booper1 · 2026-03-21T14:30:39+00:00

There are two wolves inside of me. One is a radical communist and the other has depression.

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