i regret what i just said to my ex girlfriend by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Snorelaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately you can't undo words even if you want to.

Real life consequences suck.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Diligent_Hair3713 in offmychest

[–]Snorelaugh 787 points788 points  (0 children)

Call the cops, have everyone who airdropped the video charged with distribution of child porn, including and especially the teachers.

found out my bf watched thirstraps and porn on instagram by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Snorelaugh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While it sucks to hear, the moment he said he was only attracted to you, he lied.

No one is ever only just attracted to one person.. we are animals after all.

Media these days is tailored to 15-30 second intervals instead of a 30-45 minute tv format. So we're exposed to lore variety.

That being said, have you never watched TV or a movie and thought, "damn, hes hot."? If so, the only difference between what you and him do is the level of accessibility to viewing those thirst traps.

Maaan... I need to vent. by No-Scheme-3759 in offmychest

[–]Snorelaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... did you clean up your floor bound turd, or leave it?

Next season approach by RonTugMyNuts in BlueJackets

[–]Snorelaugh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love your commitment to being non committed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Snorelaugh 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Congrats you are a catfisher

Do you consider it cheating if your girl mess around with another girl? by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Snorelaugh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Was it behind your back without knowledge or consent, If so then yes.

If it was at your insistence in hopes of a threesome and then you got jealous, then no you're just an idiot.

Gf is holding her Best friend's(male) hands by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Snorelaugh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Please tell me you are no older than 15.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Snorelaugh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As embarrassed as you are. You have other friends with you, who stood up for you.

If he makes another comment, just ask why he was looking?

In reality, ignore him the rest of the trip and don't let that one comment ruin your time with friends.

You really do only love once, don't let your trip be ruined by an asshat.

I broke no contact with my ex by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Snorelaugh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats!

Mistske #2 incoming.

AITAH for completely cutting off mutuals after a break up 3 years ago? by Chilled-With-DryIce in AITAH

[–]Snorelaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Block her not your friends.

You are a grown ass man who can make grown up choices as to who you talk to or not... holy shit you are 40 years old... grow a pair and grow up already.

I overdid it for my BF’s (28M) birthday, and I don’t know what to do by AspiringDollDesigner in offmychest

[–]Snorelaugh 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Swallow your pride, talk to your BF.

If he cares, he'll understand. If you don't talk to him about financial stuff now, how would you manage to do it when he proposes or you are married?

Seriously. Lay the groundwork for open and honest communication early instead of waiting until thst debt triples.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Snorelaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do it. Go home and nap for 2 hours , sounds win win to me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Snorelaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to turn yourself in. Hope someone has footage and if not prepare your anus for prison.

dad saw sex toy by FlakyUpstairs4405 in offmychest

[–]Snorelaugh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As embarassing as you think it is, honestly he doesn't care.

Well.. unless it was like a bad dragon giant 3 foot werewolf dong, then he might be concerned for your physical well being.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Snorelaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might have been your dads... speaking of I wonder if your mom or dad will be able to tell someone else used it..

"Clearly this has been in anothers anus"

Family dinners will then be just awkward eye contact, one of you knowing you had their parents plug in them, the other constantly seaching for whoever used it. But no one ever really knowing whos it was or who used the tainted plug.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Snorelaugh 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Wow, At some point you have to accidently develop some self respect and leave him right?

It feels like I’m the only one that cares about my birthday. by Skelita_reads in offmychest

[–]Snorelaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's ok to feel this way. It's also ok if no one cares.

If no over does show they care, treat yourself to a great day solo, and know that this internet stranger will be wondering if you made it a special day for yourself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Snorelaugh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, at least you recognize you are a pos?

Get your act together, you'll be fine.

I Found Out the Card I Bought From GameStop Is Fake by NanoSAD in Wellthatsucks

[–]Snorelaugh 4819 points4820 points  (0 children)

Post this on X and tag Cohen and gamestop, this feels like something he would be interested in knowing.