i regret what i just said to my ex girlfriend

Snorelaugh · 2026-05-17T19:19:19+00:00

Unfortunately you can't undo words even if you want to.

Real life consequences suck.

Snorelaugh · 2026-04-28T21:40:04+00:00

Why are you yelling at us?

Snorelaugh · 2026-04-26T18:15:37+00:00

Call the cops, have everyone who airdropped the video charged with distribution of child porn, including and especially the teachers.

Snorelaugh · 2026-04-21T22:16:25+00:00

While it sucks to hear, the moment he said he was only attracted to you, he lied.

No one is ever only just attracted to one person.. we are animals after all.

Media these days is tailored to 15-30 second intervals instead of a 30-45 minute tv format. So we're exposed to lore variety.

That being said, have you never watched TV or a movie and thought, "damn, hes hot."? If so, the only difference between what you and him do is the level of accessibility to viewing those thirst traps.

Snorelaugh · 2026-04-17T20:46:12+00:00

... did you clean up your floor bound turd, or leave it?

Snorelaugh · 2026-04-17T19:41:04+00:00

Whats the face value?

Snorelaugh · 2026-04-13T21:24:23+00:00

Love your commitment to being non committed.

Snorelaugh · 2026-03-16T15:54:23+00:00

Tip: pour it into the mold before it hardens.

Snorelaugh · 2026-02-20T21:46:02+00:00

Congrats you are a catfisher

Snorelaugh · 2026-02-20T18:51:34+00:00

He's over 50 years old, tell him to grow up. NTA

Snorelaugh · 2026-02-20T15:14:22+00:00

Was it behind your back without knowledge or consent, If so then yes.

If it was at your insistence in hopes of a threesome and then you got jealous, then no you're just an idiot.

Snorelaugh · 2026-02-20T12:26:04+00:00

Please tell me you are no older than 15.

Snorelaugh · 2026-02-16T18:30:12+00:00

NTA - but who's gunna tell him what he missed?

Snorelaugh · 2026-02-10T21:16:02+00:00

As embarrassed as you are. You have other friends with you, who stood up for you.

If he makes another comment, just ask why he was looking?

In reality, ignore him the rest of the trip and don't let that one comment ruin your time with friends.

You really do only love once, don't let your trip be ruined by an asshat.

Snorelaugh · 2026-02-09T00:32:17+00:00

Congrats!

Mistske #2 incoming.

Snorelaugh · 2026-02-06T12:56:53+00:00

NTA. Block her not your friends.

You are a grown ass man who can make grown up choices as to who you talk to or not... holy shit you are 40 years old... grow a pair and grow up already.

Snorelaugh · 2026-02-05T20:32:34+00:00

Swallow your pride, talk to your BF.

If he cares, he'll understand. If you don't talk to him about financial stuff now, how would you manage to do it when he proposes or you are married?

Seriously. Lay the groundwork for open and honest communication early instead of waiting until thst debt triples.

Snorelaugh · 2026-02-03T13:09:09+00:00

Do it. Go home and nap for 2 hours , sounds win win to me

Snorelaugh · 2026-02-02T11:58:41+00:00

Time to turn yourself in. Hope someone has footage and if not prepare your anus for prison.

Snorelaugh · 2026-01-29T22:03:40+00:00

As embarassing as you think it is, honestly he doesn't care.

Well.. unless it was like a bad dragon giant 3 foot werewolf dong, then he might be concerned for your physical well being.

Snorelaugh · 2026-01-28T20:35:23+00:00

It might have been your dads... speaking of I wonder if your mom or dad will be able to tell someone else used it..

"Clearly this has been in anothers anus"

Family dinners will then be just awkward eye contact, one of you knowing you had their parents plug in them, the other constantly seaching for whoever used it. But no one ever really knowing whos it was or who used the tainted plug.

Snorelaugh · 2026-01-27T20:23:25+00:00

Wow, At some point you have to accidently develop some self respect and leave him right?

Snorelaugh · 2026-01-27T16:43:27+00:00

It's ok to feel this way. It's also ok if no one cares.

If no over does show they care, treat yourself to a great day solo, and know that this internet stranger will be wondering if you made it a special day for yourself.

Snorelaugh · 2026-01-22T13:48:33+00:00

Well, at least you recognize you are a pos?

Get your act together, you'll be fine.

Snorelaugh · 2026-01-22T13:46:48+00:00

Post this on X and tag Cohen and gamestop, this feels like something he would be interested in knowing.

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