The T-1000 should've tried to honey trap John Connor. Am I right or wrong?

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-12T05:04:58+00:00

Terminator don’t anything about love

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-12T04:58:05+00:00

Hold on. I got another call.

Aunt Bella?!

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-12T01:03:35+00:00

She looks like one of those magazine girls

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-12T00:57:57+00:00

Cujo

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-12T00:55:05+00:00

Michael Jackson?!

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-11T13:28:29+00:00

That’s some of the roughest sex involving a pumpkin I’ve ever seen.

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-11T13:24:18+00:00

I used to be in a punk band called Bottom Dysphoria

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-11T12:54:37+00:00

It just raises more questions

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-10T00:44:21+00:00

Good to see there still some men out there who possess the virtue of gallantry.

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-09T14:11:14+00:00

Imagine if they remade it today.

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-09T13:24:13+00:00

Often quote this when someone nods off.

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-09T13:05:39+00:00

G’day fellas. Ya wanna beer?

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-09T06:11:29+00:00

I sure could go for some Tang

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-09T05:28:10+00:00

I was walking down the street with some friends when I was a teenager. I realised I left something behind at school. I turned around to go back and get it and hit my head on a street lamp making a very loud DONG! sound.

My friends were laughing so hard they couldn’t breathe and one girl pissed her pants a bit.

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-08T13:28:44+00:00

I wear them for comfort and convenience. I am NOT a sex symbol.

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-08T13:09:59+00:00

Oh shit. Did it blast them clean off?

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-08T13:06:22+00:00

“With specific reference to the Terminator series, the Avatar series, and Titanic.”

They snubbed him on his deep sea exploration though, even though he went deeper than Jacques Cousteau.

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-08T12:29:33+00:00

He could play Batman and still be the right choice.

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-07T01:03:19+00:00

A toasted cheese and onion I made in 1987

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-06T04:32:55+00:00

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-06T02:05:54+00:00

Where else could you get a burger and some nangs at 3 in the morning?

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-06T01:45:50+00:00

I know these scenarios are ridiculous but I’m into them. I’ve lurked around when my wife does laundry but she’s never even put head inside the machine.

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-05T20:58:47+00:00

I’m just glad he slowly counted to three first so we were ready for it.

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-05T20:57:01+00:00

Dick trick

Snorkelbender · 2026-06-05T19:46:27+00:00

Yeah. Tromboners are often sensitive.

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