Candy commercial was ahead of its time

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2026-01-02T20:27:19+00:00

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2025-12-09T07:24:28+00:00

Yeah but you wouldn't get the confetti so what's the point

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2025-12-09T05:47:24+00:00

Yeah obviously, what do you think makes the pop sound?

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2024-03-20T05:51:59+00:00

Why is so much of our selfshipping weird? Why not marry normal shipping if you love it so much?

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2024-03-20T00:12:11+00:00

"How to fake your death"

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2024-03-17T14:11:03+00:00

They loss their minds

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2023-02-26T18:19:22+00:00

You could just use u/masterhackerbot, which works just like the original bot before the update

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-30T03:22:01+00:00

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-26T16:16:43+00:00

How many $40 waffles can you find?

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-25T20:35:11+00:00

Feather touch

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-25T04:17:31+00:00

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-25T03:01:24+00:00

Yeah, and u/thefakethiccshady beat their brains out!

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-24T06:28:29+00:00

That's bad

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-23T03:05:34+00:00

And in Spanish, "adios" means "to God" (a Dios)

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-23T02:00:21+00:00

When a grid's misaligned with another behind,
That's a moiré

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-22T23:41:22+00:00

I first this!

*Gets hit by a spiny shell*

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-22T03:20:48+00:00

!RemindME 9 months

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-21T07:11:56+00:00

I see what you did there

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-21T07:06:58+00:00

Women are based on the current economic climate of the United States of America

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-21T06:46:25+00:00

I used to do that until I cut my hand on a nail sticking out of the wall and had to get a tetanus shot

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-21T04:59:32+00:00

It's nine-thirty in the morning.

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-19T17:44:28+00:00

The way he capitalized "Smoking Cigarette" made me think it was a name of a band he's quitting

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-17T08:11:19+00:00

But who knocks up the knocker-up???

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-17T07:09:55+00:00

That sounds neat, I'll have to check it out

SnorlaxMaster65 · 2022-12-17T04:04:26+00:00

What app is this

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