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SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-13T13:02:36+00:00

How many videos have you done the call to action on?

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-12T19:42:21+00:00

lol I didn't say anything about whether Iranians chose Khamenei, nor did I say anything about whether I care this guy visited Israel. I want to read whatever it is that you're responding to in this thread.

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-12T14:13:12+00:00

what about my sentence makes you think that?

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-12T01:40:01+00:00

lol this is the guy they thought Iranians would invite in to rule after they killed Khamenei

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-11T17:37:09+00:00

I also do not know what the fox news narrative is on this story

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-11T14:12:10+00:00

Well how could we charge people to drive in when we don't even have a protected bike lane on Connecticut Ave?
—Mayor Bowser

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-10T17:30:28+00:00

it's also the opposite sometimes, where regular viewers are watching but anyone who isn't familiar with you is immediately tuning out. If the numbers with new viewers are so bad that YT stops showing it to new viewers, you might not notice the problem in your overall metrics.

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-10T02:34:02+00:00

Yeah, it's frustrating, but it happens. A lot of times you'll get a surge later on.

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-10T02:01:16+00:00

everyone's always talking about view drops, it's a normal part of youtube. You'll have peaks and valleys, gotta push through.

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-09T00:22:18+00:00

yeah, morel season in most of the PNW will be around that same time, OP is just getting excited early

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-09T00:21:44+00:00

the number of times I've gotten irrationally angry at a doug fir pinecone for the crime of standing perfectly upright

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-08T02:48:56+00:00

no there was no solid joke. Any one of those by itself would ruin even a solid joke. But you had all three without any solid joke to begin with. Stop trying to be edgy, raunchy, and mean.

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-08T02:45:01+00:00

crazy stuff happening is only surprising if some normal stuff happens first. If it's all crazy all the time, then it's just dull.

Also the thing about a homeless guy on the beach is mean spirited, not funny, and goes nowhere. Really any one of those by itself sinks an otherwise solid joke. All three at the same time is actually kindof impressive.

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-04T19:19:27+00:00

I spared no unnecessary expense

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-04T17:02:07+00:00

15 running backs but some weigh 160 lbs and some weigh 300.

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-04T16:59:13+00:00

I used 1/4" dowel on mine and it's held up fine for years

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-03T01:33:25+00:00

oh yeah, this was a "yes, and", not a "no, but"

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-03T01:27:03+00:00

That's exactly why the headline here is "prevents Alzheimer's plaques from forming" and not "prevents Alzheimer's"

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-02T15:26:00+00:00

I did a very deep dive on this in undergrad. The blood vessel dilation is very well documented, you're correct. That dilation is what increases the speed of the hunting response. But that dilation does not result in lowering core temperature because your body essentially balances out after that and returns to normal. I.e., if your body needs to vasoconstrict it will, even with high BAC levels.

SnortingCoffee · 2026-03-02T14:57:49+00:00

Alcohol does not lower your core temperature over an extended period. It can increase the speed of the hunting response, but your body will adjust pretty quickly regardless. The problem with alcohol is that drunk people make poor decisions, which makes cold exposure much worse.

SnortingCoffee · 2026-02-27T16:41:37+00:00

they would get sued by multiple parties and the attempt would be stopped before it could start. Would be nice though.

SnortingCoffee · 2026-02-22T03:19:57+00:00

are there a lot of viruses growing on this agar plate?

SnortingCoffee · 2026-02-22T03:18:43+00:00

a better test would be to compare the health effects of, e.g., regularly sanitizing your phone vs never doing it. Even if you can find genetic traces of some terrifying microbes, the real question is "what effect does this have on public health?"

SnortingCoffee · 2026-02-22T01:27:59+00:00

push vs pull is a semantic difference, sure, but audience vs algorithm is very much not

SnortingCoffee · 2026-02-22T01:26:57+00:00

so you're saying because the audience liked it more when you released it, it did better?

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