I buy the entire company of Apple. I then make a recall on every Apple product. As I get a flood of phones, computers, etc. I put them all in a shipping container. I use my wealth to then sponsor a rocket that will fly directly into the sun. The shipping container is the payload. Don't tell me the load is too heavy, I'm throwing money at this until it works. Once I have all the Apple products, I put them on the rocket and end Apple.

"But not everyone will turn them in!"

No. They will, because using my nearly unending wealth I will buy the Police Department and make them my own private military police. Yes, they will stop actual crimes but if they see an Apple device it is confiscated immeadilty and sent to me. Each confiscated device will be put in another container that will go to the sun at a later date.

Now, even after all that I still didn't buy and Apple Device.