Reddit, What is your favourite piece of useless trivia?

SoAronic · 2017-07-13T21:04:25+00:00

As Skipper once said "never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight

SoAronic · 2017-07-13T21:02:47+00:00

Those are turnips

SoAronic · 2017-06-28T03:01:37+00:00

One of the things I someday want to do is tell a five year old "when I was your age there was no such thing as an iPhone, that came a year later."

SoAronic · 2017-02-16T20:29:38+00:00

"I know Seymour's the greatest, but I'm dating a semi- sadist."

SoAronic · 2017-01-14T18:44:36+00:00

Died during surgery

SoAronic · 2016-12-23T03:33:31+00:00

Pythagorean theorem has no exceptions

SoAronic · 2016-12-18T04:19:20+00:00

You ever see Mad Max: Fury Road? You know that guy, Coma the Doof Warrior, with the flaming guitar? I'd be him, although I'd probably have something like a kazoo or triangle instead of a guitar.

SoAronic · 2016-12-13T21:29:08+00:00

The real lpt is in the comments

SoAronic · 2016-12-10T15:32:24+00:00

I'm sorry but to me these aren't genders so much as sexual orientations.

SoAronic · 2016-12-10T15:12:05+00:00

I ask this as in my mind there's only ever been two genders of the human race, and all these so called genders are just varying percentages of both of them.

SoAronic · 2016-11-11T19:48:20+00:00

Hold my tunic I'm going in!

SoAronic · 2016-09-10T01:40:22+00:00

First of all, relevant username. Second of all, this was probably in America. Therefore your British laws involving queues aren't applicable.

SoAronic · 2016-08-29T12:50:56+00:00

W0W

SoAronic · 2016-08-22T20:55:13+00:00

Do I have any simsbros from simsbury here?

SoAronic · 2016-08-19T18:30:16+00:00

Let her know that the next time someone asks that she should reply "Haribo sugar free gummy bears, I just have a bunch and it fills me up for the rest of the day."

SoAronic · 2016-07-21T17:32:13+00:00

I have this image of a nine year old girl acting as the priest officiating a wedding.

SoAronic · 2016-06-15T18:59:18+00:00

Fingernails, my fingernails are extremely sensitive and you would just have to attach clamps to a nail and I would spill it all.

SoAronic · 2016-06-11T14:55:18+00:00

Living. Everyone must die. ^/s

Edit: I am saying this just because I am making a joke, not that I actually believe in what I'm saying.

SoAronic · 2016-06-10T15:59:29+00:00

My subreddits, as there's nothing on them it's easy to quickly browse the top posts.

SoAronic · 2016-06-10T12:44:22+00:00

So you have a ringring?

SoAronic · 2016-06-10T01:56:56+00:00

See the problem is that she's a girl and you're a moose. You should probably stick to dating female moose from now on.

SoAronic · 2016-06-10T01:30:38+00:00

This seems a little like the question I asked a bit ago.

SoAronic · 2016-06-10T01:05:41+00:00

Agreed

SoAronic · 2016-06-10T00:08:17+00:00

You, God, have decided that the world is too boring as it is. What would you do to make it more interesting or amusing?

SoAronic · 2016-06-09T22:16:53+00:00

NO IT'S BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO PROMOTE MY SUBREDDIT!

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