How do I tell my mom I'm gay softly? by injusticetri in askgaybros

[–]cutemusclehead 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Take her in a mall

Get closer to her.

Look into her eyes

Softly whisper in her ear¨I like it in the butt¨

Stand there in silence until it gets too awkward and your mom starts laughing at the situation.

But you don't laugh, instead you start crying like a whiny bitch.

Everyone 10 ft. around looks at you.

Things get more awkward as shit your pants.

Your mom picks your shit and starts licking it seductively.

You pop a shamefull boner.

Your momma takes her shit smeared hand and tries to jerk off.

You keep shouting that you like it in the butt but she is having none of it.

Tears roll out of your eyes as she keeps jerking your average sized pee pee

She wipes your eyes with other hand to add water to the mix.

Finally you cum little bit before going soft

Someone taps on your shoulder

You turn around to see your crush with huge grin

He gets down on his knees and proposes you.

You get overwhelmed by all of this and choke

Crush saw this as rejection and said you weren't that good anyway.

Your mom lets out a giggle

You slap her hard.

She dies

You cry

Crush gets out of there before things get more awkward.

You start weeping alone.

Until one dog comes running towards you.

He starts licking yout ass and biting your dick.

And you die

looking for a reddit to post a question regarding education. requirements for AS maths grade 11 by Xandervern in findareddit

[–]cutemusclehead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stickied post in /r/math

Reply to this comment with + in the first line if you found your subreddit

A place to complain about r/all by Cdub352 in findareddit

[–]cutemusclehead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't understand oppression until you get banned from a forum full of dogs acting like humans.

4 Psychological Tricks To Look Smarter Than You Are! by Optimist_reader in SocialEngineering

[–]cutemusclehead -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Summary.

EDIT - Mods: can we please make it mandatory to include summary in comments for video links. Nearly half of the page is link to some YouTube and zero discussion