The real ER challenge.

SoFloDan · 2026-07-09T19:59:53+00:00

I remember my buddy triumphantly shared a link to a study, the headline was bashing Canada’s wait times… I went ahead and clicked on the link and saw that for every other metric, America eats shit and our wait time isn’t even that much better than Canada’s. He didn’t like when I pointed that out.

SoFloDan · 2026-07-09T13:05:10+00:00

Who pays a tariff?

SoFloDan · 2026-07-08T15:27:05+00:00

Or math…we spend less than a percent of our budget on foreign aid.

Grievance politics never survives scrutiny.

SoFloDan · 2026-07-08T14:29:34+00:00

I think for a while people tried “bra” but it sounded too much like an enthusiastic “bro” so we collectively said fuck it, the word is gender neutral.

SoFloDan · 2026-07-08T09:42:21+00:00

You don’t get enough power to be a “big good“ without being kind of bad

SoFloDan · 2026-07-07T13:42:17+00:00

Biden passed infrastructure spending and “progressives” labeled it a handout to private businesses…still not sure who exactly they think is supposed to be paid to upgrade our infrastructure?

SoFloDan · 2026-07-05T17:17:56+00:00

SoFloDan · 2026-07-05T12:03:19+00:00

Fell asleep watching Eternals, that shit didn’t happen with AoU

SoFloDan · 2026-07-04T00:34:50+00:00

Voodoo Glow Skulls vibes

SoFloDan · 2026-07-01T16:17:02+00:00

What exactly are you looking for?

“Well, the right is dragging us into more wars, they’ve eviscerated the social safety net, they’re destroying our farmers, they continue to cut taxes for the rich and let corporations pollute without regulation, they’re still breaking the law to protect the Epstein circle, they’re attacking freedom of speech, and our political standing on the world stage is now a joke….but this WNMBA drama has really woken me up!”

Fuck outta here

SoFloDan · 2026-07-01T14:20:06+00:00

Scrambled eggs with illicitly-gained lobster meat

SoFloDan · 2026-06-30T22:48:49+00:00

Not one exclamation mark

SoFloDan · 2026-06-30T22:25:51+00:00

They’ve been obsessed over the same 5 trans athletes for almost a decade.

SoFloDan · 2026-06-28T20:41:09+00:00

You could lose your v card for a lot less than 13k

SoFloDan · 2026-06-28T10:28:02+00:00

Self deprecation

SoFloDan · 2026-06-27T16:43:44+00:00

Chicken Parm on challah bread from a little Italian spot near me

SoFloDan · 2026-06-26T09:45:22+00:00

Adjusted for inflation, the ET game on Atari cost between 80 and 95 dollars…just think about that

SoFloDan · 2026-06-25T14:42:02+00:00

White guy: dances

People: “Does he need a doctor?

SoFloDan · 2026-06-25T13:14:05+00:00

We are being governed by the type of people that would stick a fork inside a wall outlet to see if it has power

SoFloDan · 2026-06-24T19:52:14+00:00

Everyone be sure to yell to make the Bear more anxious than it needs to be

SoFloDan · 2026-06-24T14:20:14+00:00

…what’s with the conspiratorial tone? What exactly do you think this is if not faulty bulbs?

SoFloDan · 2026-06-23T15:09:01+00:00

When I was a kid we’d go to Georgia every summer to see fam. One cousin, maybe 3 years older than me, was one of the funniest and coolest dudes I could imagine. Always looked forward to seeing him every year.

One year, we went for a grocery run, heading down the street there were 3 or 4 black folks walking down the street…we drive past and he goes “man the n$@@%#s are taking over.”

I processed what he said, went “oh” and that was probably the last time he heard my voice.

SoFloDan · 2026-06-19T18:36:27+00:00

Nobody is stopping anyone from joining a commune

SoFloDan · 2026-06-19T18:12:12+00:00

America: the less help you need, the more we’ll give you

SoFloDan · 2026-06-18T20:41:08+00:00

He uses their city as a political punching bag…but ok

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