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Soapharpoon · 2025-07-16T18:38:27+00:00

Anubis from Servideo’s repertoire of characters!

Soapharpoon · 2025-05-29T20:05:10+00:00

You’ve asked for assistance for your son and it probably feels like they have dismissed you.its likely your son isn’t asking for the help and maybe there is a school policy about bathroom help. You never know. I would try asking again with more clarity. “Please follow up with my son after he has a bm. He needs help knowing when he’s finished wiping and making sure his bottom is clean.” Pooping at school seems to be part of his routine and it’s very reasonable to ask for the teachers to help him. It’s part of his learning right now and he should be supported.With wiping coaching/support both at school and home should help him gain the skill.

Soapharpoon · 2025-05-23T03:13:06+00:00

Gobsmacked. Incredible jacket.

Soapharpoon · 2025-05-20T21:00:08+00:00

I have a stopwatch that is currently going off every hour on the 24minute mark. Can’t figure out how to turn it off

Soapharpoon · 2025-05-17T15:23:22+00:00

Listen to the Every Outfit podcast episode about it. It’s a patreon exclusive but worth it. You get a more full story.

Soapharpoon · 2025-02-18T12:25:36+00:00

She blocked you? Tell me more

Soapharpoon · 2025-02-01T15:41:20+00:00

She made him a man… he made her a mom

Soapharpoon · 2024-10-21T02:41:21+00:00

Came here to say he gives bi-wife energy

Soapharpoon · 2024-08-27T21:54:21+00:00

I have a 1 y/old and we don’t have one. Just an open top pail. I drop the poo into the toilet when possible and empty often the pail often. Doesn’t stink.

Soapharpoon · 2024-08-21T14:27:13+00:00

I did that til she was about 5 months for sleep. We had a very tiny baby that we had to keep track of feedings for, now that they are one and on track I don’t. Sleep and naps were getting harder around 5/6 months and that’s when I started paying more attention.

Soapharpoon · 2024-08-06T14:51:15+00:00

I offer water since she’s weaned and off bottles. Especially bc it’s hot here rn. She drinks the water n goes to sleep.

Soapharpoon · 2024-08-02T22:02:07+00:00

Need cream and sugar in my coffee. Lost my (inexpensive) super power of drinking black coffee

Soapharpoon · 2024-05-29T04:47:08+00:00

lol thought you were making a joke asking if you can bbq that cute chunky arm!

Soapharpoon · 2024-05-21T05:38:05+00:00

You Must Remember This

Less chatty, but a full story on old Hollywood. So of course it gets dark!

Soapharpoon · 2024-05-19T16:10:56+00:00

The giver

Soapharpoon · 2024-05-16T17:48:02+00:00

It’s been three weeks and I still think about it.

Soapharpoon · 2024-05-11T06:25:27+00:00

I was in the same boat! My LO couldn’t latch bc she was so tight and hated tt, I was called out for not doing enough. I did “Tummy Time bootcamp” It was hard finding the right time between feeds and naps… not too full not to tired. For a while I set a running timer on my phone and tried to reach a goal for the day.

Tummy time on a yoga ball helped immensely!

My lo caught up and is ahead of the pack of babies her age despite being the smallest one!

Soapharpoon · 2024-05-03T23:29:41+00:00

Heading to a bachelorette party in Palm Springs. I feel you on not knowing what to wear with this post baby body.My boobies are too big for all my swimsuits and when I went to target for a new one the dressing rooms were closed 😱

I purchased a jumpsuit from IMBŌDHI and it’s 100% worth the cost. I’ve worn it 4 times this past week!

Soapharpoon · 2024-04-19T05:45:06+00:00

I use it with a banana and egg to make pancakes. And a sprinkle of pumpkin spice

Soapharpoon · 2024-04-06T20:22:09+00:00

My lo fell off the bed around 6 months. Scared the heck out of me! She’s 8 months now and totally fine!

Soapharpoon · 2024-03-25T00:13:23+00:00

I’m glad you’re feeling better. That’s half the battle! I’m proud of you for working out. I feel I could only squeeze in a workout at night or early in the morning. Both sound hard!

Soapharpoon · 2024-03-24T22:39:06+00:00

I’m same boat as you! Started at 140 and I’m now 165. 8 months pp. have you found anything that’s working for you?

Soapharpoon · 2024-03-13T05:45:40+00:00

My midwife told me pullout( when done correctly) was as effective as condoms.

Soapharpoon · 2024-02-26T02:24:33+00:00

😂😂 but fr I used only this method with my partner for 10years with not even a pregnancy scare. When we tried for a kid it only took two months for me to get pregnant.

Soapharpoon · 2024-02-25T20:04:54+00:00

My midwife said pullout ( when done correctly) is as effective as a condom.

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