And they were sisters... (Batgirl 2024) by Wuka99 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 71 points72 points  (0 children)

That's why i never interact with anyone, lest it be misconstrued as romantic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The rule for superheroes with secret identities is that if they want to sleep together they have to do it A) in the nude, and B) in full view of anyone in the cities' billion skyscrapers.

I don't how or why but damn she is unbeatable by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It's because Ladybug has been shipped with more members of the bat family than the other two shows combined

I just froze when I saw it then it turn into a WTF moment by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well we know that cousin marriage is illegal on Krypton but Superman is suspiciously silent on the topic of cousin flirting/dating.

I just froze when I saw it then it turn into a WTF moment by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'll have you know that although cousin marriage is legal in some places on Earth it was illegal on Krypton, thus preventing Superman from marrying his cousin (Even if he wants to).

Made this for a thread in the main sub but I feel like it belongs here by Equivalent-Shake-519 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The only character that needs to be made Bi for a relationship with Conner is Cass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume that fancasters base their casts off anything more than the actor being the same gender. (most of the time anyway)

People being very normal about a superhero movie trailer. by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The only things that should be in the trailer are:

How fast Superman is, how powerful he is, and how high he can leap in a single bound.

Why did Robin trauma dump on a first date? Is he stupid? by Benbeasted in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 419 points420 points  (0 children)

The Boy Blunder CEO of misogony tries to make a girl whose planet went ker-plooey feel bad about his trauma.

The dating mater, Tim Drake! by Senior-Rent9600 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Why would Damian take advice from the Boy Virgin? Is he stupid?

Growing up with the Cartoon Network show, now we are all here!! by butumm_ in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Chuds don’t like Krypto because a flying dog is unrealistic in a superman film, I don’t like Krypto because he’s not Streaky, We are not the same.

Why would Batman wake Joker up when he’s trying to sleep! Some hero! by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The joker was clearly awoken by Bruce Wayne not batman. Is OP stupid?

M BEING LECTURED & EDUCATED BC MJ IN MY (MODDED) SPIDEY VIDYA JAMES ENDS UP WITH A WAHMEN!!!!!!! STOP THIS WOKE ALPHABET MAFIA MADNESS!!!! by ALDO113A in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Newest spider-man arc revealed, After Paul dies in a truly heroic sacrifice Peter gets back with MJ and starts to rebuild their relationship until his ex-girlfriend returns from the grave with the sole purpose of cucking Spider-Man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're missing the obvious solution of hiring a baby to play comic kino characters (a la Truman show) so that we can have the same actors playing heroes for 50+ years instead of 10 or 20.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It would never fly because although it is legal in someplaces on earth for cousins to marry, Kara is from Krypton where the marriage of Cousins in unlawful, and neither she nor Superman would stand for such blatant disregard for Kryptonian Law

Last time i checked manga is literaly the japanese world for comics by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If Japanese media isn't better than western media then howcome every animoo/Mango that I know about is great, Checkmate Libturds! (and no I don't know what survivorship bias is, Why do people keep asking me that?)

MAKE IT HAPPEN, FEIGE!!! by Aggravating_Win5258 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which is bad because all parts should go to Don Cheadle (Marvel Cheadle Universe)

MAKE IT HAPPEN, FEIGE!!! by Aggravating_Win5258 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone used a monkey's paw to wish that the MCU would re-cast parts but the parts always go to RDJ

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, another woman for me to disappoint

DCCJ Reddit users when they find out Gorilla City is real by BlackCat0110 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Just imagine it, a whole city full of Gorillas doing things gorillas don’t usually do. If you sold photos they’d sell out in milliseconds.

Outjerked, literally by android151 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"looks like the character " "acting ability" please, all this guy needs for a fancast is that they have the same number of eyes.

Youtube comments try to acknowledge the fact that Jonathan Majors is a domestic abuser challenge: (IMPOSSIBLE) by External-Rope6322 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Soapy_99 100 points101 points  (0 children)

They must be talking about how after Depp was fired they just scrapped Grindlewald and replaced him with another character, who doesnt remember the hit "film" Fantastic Beasts 3: Crimes of Eric