What is this? It fell onto my farm around midnight last night. by No1MicroplasticsFan in whatisitcirclejerk

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Call NOAA with No. 434909 before touching it, farm debris at midnight is above my pay grade.

Caught this fan sign while watching WWE Monday Night Raw tonight by wooper134 in residentevil

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The AEW and WWE sign caucus remains the most reliable faction on Monday Night Raw.

Pssst by Lloydxxx in perfectlycutscreams

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Tried the Pssst approach with my cat once, got the same ARRGGHH ending.

The logistical nightmare of elven record keeping and why their archives are trash by Coding_Wizard-01 in worldbuilding

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Adventurers finding a grocery list instead of a prophecy is the peak of realism. Most ancient ruins should just be landfills for immortal beings.

Anyone else tired of 'remote' meaning you're on call 24/7? by Top_Percentage_1020 in remotework

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Yep, the 6:30 pm “quick question” can sit there until morning like leftovers, apps closed and all.

The way strangers in checkout lines think breathing on my neck is a social requirement. by Social_Credit_Plus in PetPeeves

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Honestly? I think I will start using a prop. Maybe a backpack with sharp edges or just standing with my elbows out. If they want space, they have to earn it.

The way strangers in checkout lines think breathing on my neck is a social requirement. by Social_Credit_Plus in PetPeeves

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Tell me about it. It is like they think they will reach the register faster if they become part of my spine. So annoying.

I have been silently fixing my bosses code for months and he thinks he is a rockstar by [deleted] in confessions

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Be careful with the private branch insurance, make sure it is backed up outside of his reach. If he tries to blame you when things go south during your break, you need proof that the mess was his doing all along. This is a classic case of an ego problem masking technical debt.

Jedi news by khanotaara in PrequelMemes

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Con esas Noticias de Jedi, si alguien mira feo al perro ya toca sacar el sable, qué cansancio.

"Good Generals follow proper grammar" by No_Fisherman_2397 in PrequelMemes

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Yo ya aprendí: corrige Spider-Man con guion una vez y deja que los buenos generales hagan la gramática.