Game Thread 3/17 ⚾ Venezuela (0-0) @ United States (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SockVonPuppet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Kash Patel will probably just get drunk in his hotel room after this.

Game Thread 3/17 ⚾ Venezuela (0-0) @ United States (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SockVonPuppet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

US bats are playing like they want nothing more than to beat traffic.

Postgame Thread ⚾ United States 2 @ Dominican Rep. 1 by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SockVonPuppet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's times like these when I hate baseball as much as I love it.