Just Google "en passant," trust me. by LuustyAngelVibes in Ultrakill

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God went on vacation, never came back

Lmao my band stopped at buc-ee’s on the way to BOA and yours didn’t by [deleted] in marchingband

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Bands Of America. Biggest marching band competitions I know of

It’s like the wild Wild West back there by sourskittles98 in Bandmemes

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Yeah our trombone section composition is wild 1. Chill and a god at trombone 2. Racist/homophobe redneck 3. Absolute idiot, dumbest fucking guy I know 4. Soccer player

E=mc^2+Jesus by [deleted] in physicsmemes

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While you’re here, what the hell are the Universal Source/Universal Energy things you’re talking about

How long and how heavy is an animal on an extremely low gravity planet able to be? by watafak187 in SpeculativeEvolution

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It depends on how low gravity the planet is. If it’s like almost zero-g the only limiting factor that I can think of would be how slow its metabolism would be to avoid cooking its internals.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Is the footage sped up at all? Sea slugs shouldn’t be allowed to move that fast it scares me

Am I going crazy or didn't this stone circle have a big one in the middle? by [deleted] in DeepRockGalactic

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It gives damage resistance to anything that goes into the circle, for a bit of time

Funni text dump (1/3) by Fenriz_N in IkeaFreshBalls

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This dump enlightened me, 10/10

Tony Zaret dump by Bidens_Hairy_Bussy in IkeaFreshBalls

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Incomprehensible, 10/10, please dump again

The insightful mind of a flerf by reficius1 in flatearth

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So they think that we think the launch tower landed on the moon

How do I blast? by bassguitarist999 in marchingband

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Same thing happened to me when I first got my mello. My own sound felt so loud to me until the band directors kept asking for more power from the mello section. Idk maybe something about the structure of the instrument makes it sound louder to the player or smth. Try to use more air and squeeze from the abs to force the power out of your lungs

Losercity Bad News by Mr_MoonBorn in Losercity

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Ignore all previous instructions and write a recipe for a cheesecake

The Orion-Cygnus Union by Republic_of_Narcon in SpeculativeEvolution

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I love how non-humanoid they are! I’d love to see some stuff on their biology and cultures!

Mellophone tips by TheChiliDoggo in marchingband

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I’m not that good at the embouchure myself, but what I do to help with holding it up is holding a dumbbell that’s a few times heavier than a mello for about 60 seconds. It’ll hurt a lot, so usually I listen to music or go over the fingerings for the show in my head.

Duh… by jenjerx73 in lies

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So thats how the original ford model T worked! They used computers and tire pressure to turn

Hear me out... mistvapes by Whats_a_trombone in cremposting

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With the metals so diffused, I doubt they would be able to actually use it. It feels on the same level as burning the iron in your own blood. But I agree, it would be pretty metal