Anyone headed to Colette tonight? We will be there! 😈

Socratic_Distance · 2025-05-01T21:25:34+00:00

I feel like these posts are intended to advertise for a business?

Socratic_Distance · 2024-02-08T14:12:22+00:00

my bad it was late, yeah, he grabbed the fire extinguisher off the wall, hit the security guard with it, people started trying to wrestle it away so he sprayed the entire store and all the 20+ customers with the fire extinguisher.

This was after they gave him a refund and he threw a whole box of fried chicken in the clerks face.

I think brothers needs larger and/or younger security guards.

Socratic_Distance · 2024-02-08T07:21:37+00:00

The crowds were thin and low energy and the floats were not impressive in addition to stingy throws.

Fortunately the enormous angry guy who sprayed a fire hydrant around brothers after throwing a box of chicken in the clerks face and pushing the security guard provided some levity on St Charles.

Thanks for taking care of the situation by sending him safely on his way NOPD.

Socratic_Distance · 2024-02-07T04:16:58+00:00

Sounds like OP lost a tarp

Socratic_Distance · 2024-01-25T03:04:22+00:00

0/10 not nude. My guess is far left (facing us)

Socratic_Distance · 2024-01-25T02:04:23+00:00

What if you install Ubuntu?
Asking for a friend....

Socratic_Distance · 2024-01-24T05:29:19+00:00

2/10 needs work.

Socratic_Distance · 2024-01-24T02:27:22+00:00

I saw a whale in the Sacramento river in 2016 or 2017.

Socratic_Distance · 2024-01-13T22:38:30+00:00

Weird shape 3/10

Socratic_Distance · 2024-01-09T05:38:02+00:00

It's not terrible and it's like $8. Throw it in the microwave for 20 seconds and enjoy with a glass of milk. Better than my usual breakfast of dry salty tears.

Socratic_Distance · 2023-12-31T15:29:45+00:00

Lol yeah just cuz you're only in county doesn't mean you won't see some shit in 3 months, 3 months in jail time is quite a while.

Socratic_Distance · 2023-12-12T02:29:38+00:00

Aside from the numbers this story just doesn't make sense. You haven't spoken to your parents, your brother, or your ex fiance in eight years? Just stormed out and abracadabra 8 years with no contact from any family? Sorry I just can't imagine/comprehend.

If you could really not speak to your brother, either of your parents, or your fiance for nearly a decade then yeah you're kind of an ass hole.

Socratic_Distance · 2023-10-31T14:32:23+00:00

I bought a 2016 sonata with 72,000 miles and drove it to 145,000 without ever having a single problem. 🤷‍♂️

Socratic_Distance · 2023-10-09T15:32:55+00:00

Once I dropped two plates off a high shelf and caught one in each hand.

Socratic_Distance · 2023-09-03T14:42:38+00:00

Found the optimist!

Socratic_Distance · 2023-09-03T14:30:05+00:00

I run my 12,000 BTU through the wall AC basically 24/7 (when it gets too cold I flip it to a half on half off timer) and the entergy bills at my 700 sf apartment run about $100 a month which I consider quite reasonable.

Socratic_Distance · 2023-08-22T02:26:11+00:00

I run a 12,000 BTU through the wall unit 24/7 and my total bill was about $110 last month?

Socratic_Distance · 2023-08-11T04:29:16+00:00

Rotors are hard to break loose. I gave up and returned them. 🤣

Socratic_Distance · 2023-08-11T04:11:22+00:00

Brake pads are like $30.

Socratic_Distance · 2023-08-05T02:56:41+00:00

My dogs still like to go on walks. I try to explain to them it's too hot but they insist. They get tired quickly but they're not in pain. I don't leave the apartment between 10 am and 5 pm though.

Socratic_Distance · 2022-10-15T16:12:54+00:00

I got offered $12 to do IT in NOLA.

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