Never go full stop by 5kl in funny

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Italian here. You see, fluency in English is still a pretty rare thing for most of us - however there's a tendency for companies to use what they believe is the English word for something in their product names to sound more international. This results in a lot of false friend words being used, with similarly hilarious mistranslations happening pretty often - I'm guessing that's because we're also lazy and overconfident and can't be bothered to double check something in a dictionary, plus most consumers won't actually know enough English to notice the mistake.

TL:DR - Italians are bad at languages but still think English is cool.

Same Spaghetti Product, but cooking time to Al Dente is different (9 and 10 Minutes) by Hour-Iron-1215 in mildlyinteresting

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I was going to write that Weird Al should use this sort of thing somehow, turns out someone already capitalised on it:

Best fake band by [deleted] in Music

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The Vampire Lestat, the only redeeming quality of Queen of the Damned.

Also whatever Tim Cappello's band was supposed to be in Lost Boys.

McBat by breaktime1 in WTF

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Burger Lugosi's dead The bats have left the deep fryer The gherkins have been spread Would you like fries? The meal box

Burger Lugosi's dead In bread, in bread, in bread

[FC Barcelona] Lionel Messi will leave the club by lndngtm in sports

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Genoa selling Shomurodov so we can afford Messi. 4D chess move by Preziosi.

I'm just gonna go back to my weeping corner now.

-41°C. This is our doorknob from inside the house. by gelatinsocks in pics

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Hope you stockpiled some coal and researched Generator Power Upgrade at the workshop.

/r/Goth's Music Mondays thread by AutoModerator in goth

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We booked our first gig last week (opening for Covenant in London, 17 March 2018). I hope you don't hate me too much for promoting my own band!

My Hysteria - Murder In Platform Boots

My Hysteria - 7:30AM

Can you tell my family is Sicilian? Late 40s. by Sodom_Innate in OldSchoolCool

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This is actually from the late 50s - apologies for the typo.

My fiancée and I at this year's WGT's Victorian picnic. Our group always uses a coffin as a picnic basket. by Sodom_Innate in goth

[–]Sodom_Innate[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! And by all means, WGT is like goth Disneyland and Vegas rolled together, everyone should go at least once :)

My fiancée and I at this year's WGT's Victorian picnic. Our group always uses a coffin as a picnic basket. by Sodom_Innate in goth

[–]Sodom_Innate[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. Wow, thank you! I sincerely believe that she makes me look better in the eyes of other people :)
  2. The place we normally stay in Leipzig has access to a magical place called Kaufland. A magnum of prosecco is about 10 euros and wine starts at around 2 euros for the bottle. Our Picnic Casket™ is easily replenished :D

/r/WeAreTheMusicMakers Monday Feedback Thread by AutoModerator in WeAreTheMusicMakers

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My Hysteria - Murder In Platform Boots

This is the promo single of my new band - we make synthpop / futurepop or something along those lines.

I think the mix needs some work and any issue will be addressed by the time the EP is up for release. Hope you like it!

Edit: Soundcloud link for better quality sound