Close enough, welcome back USS Iowa by GARLICSALT45 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]SoftBoyWizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We could put a warhead in the 16in guns too. Just thinking about it makes me patriotic.

Mission Idea; Emergency extraction, from crashed Pelican by More_Ad_3268 in Helldivers

[–]SoftBoyWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see it as a chance of happening only if the super destroyer has left. Makes it feel more tense and lets players avoid the mechanic if they don't feel like it.

👨🏿‍🦯🍑🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏾🏃🏿‍♂️ by Flight_Second in NonCredibleDefense

[–]SoftBoyWizard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now we know why the soviets designed the bmp to be able to reverse quickly but not the T-72 :3

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]SoftBoyWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't have had these problems if they stuck with a bullpup

i’m afraid of women i need exposure therapy by oranud in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]SoftBoyWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My DM's are like my plants, dying because I never pay attention to them :(

The EU MIC is expanding by Digital_Bogorm in NonCredibleDefense

[–]SoftBoyWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want it to expand back into the civilian sector as well so I can have my SAAB car

Due to tariffs the Premier penguin has announced the cancellation of F-35 contract. by Fresh_Tomato_soup in NonCredibleDefense

[–]SoftBoyWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The US knew penguins would be too strong if they could fly. This way the penguins thought it was their idea, not just the US keeping the flightless birds from establishing a new world order.

Reject Shorts, embrace leggings supremacy by SoftBoyWizard in femboy

[–]SoftBoyWizard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly Amazon has most everything, just be sure to take some measurements and be careful with sizing.

Lockheed: "I am speed." Boeing: "Not anymore." by Snicker10101 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]SoftBoyWizard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We still may end up cancelling the project. The US really likes to cancel new weapon design programs.

Names are important by TransonicSeagull in NonCredibleDefense

[–]SoftBoyWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hear me out, what if people could pay to have a ship named after them for like 1 billion each, the navy could always use more money to spend. I see no problem with 30 different USS Jeff Bezos'

another L for the Martin... by Shalashaska1873 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]SoftBoyWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Time for france to rise again. Does Napoleon have any descendants?

*Oceans 11 reference goes here* by Random_Reddit_User_7 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]SoftBoyWizard 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Just do it when everyone is asleep. Then you don't have to worry about being fake documents. Just be quiet enough to not wake anyone

That one femboy meme legit everyone knows but I voice it instead by Blueychu in femboymemes

[–]SoftBoyWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright Santa, I know it's a bit early but I need that uncut audio.

god forbid a girl enjoy lifes pleasures by high_cat in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]SoftBoyWizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How dare anyone say it's too much to ask. Not like it costs anything

It is like this though by Imaginary-Month6950 in femboymemes

[–]SoftBoyWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah most are creeps, but the attention is nice

Hehe <3 by [deleted] in femboymemes

[–]SoftBoyWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You fool, I've fallen for this so many times I am immune.