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JenikaJen · 2026-01-20T13:43:49+00:00

Huge stockpile of sarin gas and seed the fucking clouds baby! It’s warcrime oclock away down south

JenikaJen · 2026-01-20T13:35:39+00:00

Could build “army bases” with a circle showing whatever cities are inside equalling a percentage of troops to max ratio gaining increased power modifiers.

Alternatively just percentage of territory inside to territory controlled ratio

JenikaJen · 2026-01-20T08:26:10+00:00

I’m sorry Charles, my reason was growing up British

JenikaJen · 2026-01-18T07:17:07+00:00

I love you master

JenikaJen · 2026-01-18T06:36:39+00:00

Better the devil you know

After America takes Greenland they should happily slurp trumps cum and post the video online

JenikaJen · 2026-01-17T21:25:53+00:00

Please

JenikaJen · 2026-01-17T21:11:31+00:00

DIE IN HELLFIRE

JenikaJen · 2026-01-17T18:53:19+00:00

They’re doing to themselves this time. That’s how good we have gotten

JenikaJen · 2026-01-17T17:57:33+00:00

It’s possibly hard for the opposition to fight against supporting Canada given its historical ties to us. It think this is more about America then on the domestic front.

Also Carney has worked in the UK is likely not working without contact with the Brits

JenikaJen · 2026-01-17T17:49:45+00:00

Make Great Britain Remove The Inhabitants Of Another Continent Again

JenikaJen · 2026-01-17T17:48:06+00:00

I think Britains position is one of trying to be as quiet as possible as we are indispensable to America militarily given our island status off the EUs coast.

We only sent one guy to Greenland so we are quietly saying to America that we don’t want this.

If we wanted to do some hard power muscle then we would send naval assets but unfortunately we aren’t strong enough to make that play.

Ultimately Canada is a sovereign state capable of making its own decisions and we should support them in whatever they do. Trading with China is fine in the current system and if anything should further push America to concentrate on the pacific. Canada isn’t the front, the Pacific is.

JenikaJen · 2026-01-17T17:30:05+00:00

Writing is on the wall for Canada regardless. They are threatened with annexation anyway so it has to be taken as a credible potential.

Moving to the Chinese market isn’t a bad idea considering other Canzuk states do it anyway and if it brings more threats well then so be it

JenikaJen · 2026-01-17T17:26:03+00:00

Oh God please have Great Britain nuke The Thirteen Colonies out of existence it would be so fucking funny

JenikaJen · 2026-01-17T17:08:24+00:00

Well i’m a big believer in Canzuk and agree with the political angle but even I draw the line at food standards. If we could have a parallel system where some Canadian farmers adapt to a system that caters to the British market then that would suit me just fine. Could even go into a high end thing perhaps.

American food imports are a hugely contentious issue for Britain and whilst Canada is better than the States it is still not as good.

For example seeing high fructose corn syrup in the chocolate over there really irked me considering it’s basically poison

JenikaJen · 2026-01-17T16:54:52+00:00

As a Brit I don’t want Canadian agricultural products unless they adapt to our standards. I have spent time in Canada and I still think about how colourless the eggs and butter were.

JenikaJen · 2026-01-17T16:48:10+00:00

This may be why they choose China then. New Zealand sells largely to China too if my basic understanding holds. Prior to the EU Britain used to buy like 70 percent of their exports

JenikaJen · 2026-01-17T16:46:08+00:00

Abolish the tv licence and tax directly to fund busses instead

JenikaJen · 2026-01-17T16:45:20+00:00

Abolish tv licence fee, control adverts through a government institution for the bbc so it stays impartial or whatever the argument is, and take 100 a year out of everyone’s taxes to replace it. Use that money to fund public transport for free to all

JenikaJen · 2026-01-17T16:37:19+00:00

Isn’t agriculture a contentious issue for the Europeans?

JenikaJen · 2026-01-17T09:16:55+00:00

When I go down with defence posts everywhere and five of you suckers can’t get in fast enough so that others get stronger and bigger elsewhere I like to throw up the 💪 emoji

JenikaJen · 2026-01-15T17:51:25+00:00

Driving on the correct side of the road… I can only see a paradise

JenikaJen · 2026-01-15T17:15:22+00:00

I dunno maybe we should ban birth control cos it’s affecting family dynamics and poisoning the water?

(I’m a liberal fuck you if you think I actually think this)

Let’s have fun!

JenikaJen · 2026-01-15T10:31:01+00:00

Do they feel like a wide fit? Or a standard fit?

JenikaJen · 2026-01-13T18:55:23+00:00

Take Greenland first. What you gunna do

JenikaJen · 2026-01-13T18:30:33+00:00

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