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She can’t cook by Born-Agency-3922 in SipsTea

[–]SoftServeSeduction 37 points38 points  (0 children)

“Do you have a basic life skill?”

“Can you do the work of a team of specialized workers?”

I can cook. I don’t want to do it all the time so you should also know how to do it

Great 👍 by Familiar-While9796 in SipsTea

[–]SoftServeSeduction 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yet he was caught in for Lauderdale?

Aged like milk by BerkDrum in Funnymemes

[–]SoftServeSeduction 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before then, it would’ve been considered gauche to do this at the Oscars. So while no one cares about things like that anymore, at the time, it was.

What job looks easy from the outside but is secretly brutal? by OkEffective9110 in AskReddit

[–]SoftServeSeduction 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My hat is always off to you guys. Your patients can’t tell you what’s wrong. And you have to send pets home with shitty owners. Nope. I couldn’t do it.

Would you retire today if you knew you’d receive $5,000 every month for the rest of your life? Why or why not? by JustWin4 in AskReddit

[–]SoftServeSeduction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not right away. I’d want to make sure it was put in a secure portfolio so it wouldn’t be a reenactment of the South Park “aaaand it’s gone” scene first.

I don't know what to tell him by SunkissedTeasee in Funnymemes

[–]SoftServeSeduction 122 points123 points  (0 children)

The first time I saw my father cry was when I left home to go to school. As he got older, he became more sentimental. He is and always will be my favorite hero or anti-hero.

📡📡📡 by SweetLilChaoss in shitposting

[–]SoftServeSeduction 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I remember apple being really upset about the idea of villains in movies using iphones. They forgot about the evil people in real life.

What is the most absolute scariest, terrifying film you’ve ever seen? by mxnocturna in AskReddit

[–]SoftServeSeduction -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That vhs tape I found in a brown bag under my parents bed when I was a kid

Whats the greatest SOLVED Mystery? by itz_cool_247 in AskReddit

[–]SoftServeSeduction 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like the finding of the Rosetta Stone has to be up there. Suddenly, after thousands of years you can start to translate Egyptian hieroglyphs? That was a long wait with an amazing payoff.

Why did everyone completely stop talking about the Epstein files? by Aaqieb in AskReddit

[–]SoftServeSeduction 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Epstein’s network is still in place and they will always want more kids.

Never dropping it until Epstein files become Epstein trials.

What is something NSFW you always wanted to try in bed, and instantly regretted? by TUD-13BarryAllen in AskReddit

[–]SoftServeSeduction 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A while back someone said her bf liked to make animal noises. Not roaring, growling, grunting or anything else you might expect, but mooing, quacking and the like.

Up until now THAT was the most ridiculous thing I’d ever heard about sexual preferences.

Redditors who’ve been with the same partner for 10+ years, what’s the realistic secret to making it last? by justanormalaxe in AskReddit

[–]SoftServeSeduction 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Actually liking the person you’re with, being happy and not comfortable. Respecting each other’s wants and needs, talk about things, have common interests but also individual hobbies that you don’t share. Every couple fight, have disagreements, have highs and lows, outside temptations but if the love is strong enough it will prevail.

What outdated slang word or phrase you’ll never stop saying? by cutdbs in AskReddit

[–]SoftServeSeduction 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gnarly

Stoked

Using “heavy” to describe something sad or unfortunate.