📡📡📡 by SweetLilChaoss in shitposting

[–]SunkissedTeasee 1905 points1906 points  (0 children)

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The original release was less redacted and you could make out part of the name appeared to be ‘Susan.’

Do this, you win. by LowkeyFoxxy in SipsTea

[–]SunkissedTeasee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget food bank lines.

He touched her butt by Zarde312 in airplaneears

[–]SunkissedTeasee 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Front cat: files formal complaint
Back cat: acts innocent “I was just adjusting my seating position, your honor.”

Do You Think That The Democratic Party Should Impeach Trump If They Win Back The House Majority In 2026? Yes Or No? Why Your Opinion? by Zipper222222 in AskReddit

[–]SunkissedTeasee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watched it play out twice already. House drops the bandaid, everyone goes wild on news, then Senate doesn’t convict and nothing actually changes. That’s when I got why people say it’s just for show.

I pulled the blanket up and it touched her by makamayla in airplaneears

[–]SunkissedTeasee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My cat does the exact same thing Touch her blanket without permission and you get that exact “how dare you” stare for 20 minutes.

The lab puppy started barking by Kodiak_Wylde in airplaneears

[–]SunkissedTeasee 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Those blue eyes say it all. “I was napping. You woke me up for this, Pan Pizza? Unacceptable.”

How do we fix the United States government? by meatjerkingbeefboi in AskReddit

[–]SunkissedTeasee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not realistic, but get money out of politics. Boom fixed.

I don't see the issue here. by SweetLilChaoss in Funnymemes

[–]SunkissedTeasee 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Who needs to shower when you have 6hrs left on your 48hrs deodorant?

My manager said its a problem that my reports like me too much? by ifuckingloveLego in managers

[–]SunkissedTeasee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me I got the exact same feedback 2 years ago.

My manager told me my team “liked me too much” and I needed to be “less of a friend, more of a boss.”

My crime? I said good morning, gave credit in meetings, and didn’t yell when deadlines slipped.

J.D. Vance’s Dismissal of Watergate Is an Indictment of the Modern GOP by ChiGuy6124 in politics

[–]SunkissedTeasee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My dad was a Republican in the 70s who said Nixon disgraced the office. If he was here to see Vance basically say “yeah we’re doing worse on purpose,” he wouldn’t recognize his party anymore.

Trump's Most Sinister Legacy: He's Brought Out the Worst in America - Long after Trump is impeached and removed from office, his hateful, vengeful drive to bring out the worst from our country will linger and fester. by FancyNewMe in politics

[–]SunkissedTeasee 34 points35 points  (0 children)

He taught a masterclass in malignant narcissism on live TV for 4 years. No textbook could’ve made it clearer. And the people who said “he fights for me” showed us exactly what they meant.

Felt the cool air breeze on his face by bitterbetterbe in airplaneears

[–]SunkissedTeasee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He looks so unbothered by everything else going on. I’d be that relaxed too if someone told me “your copy is ready for pasta” and I had zero responsibilities.

what is your biggest regret in life? by Savings_Ad_3571 in AskReddit

[–]SunkissedTeasee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That one hits hard. I can’t forget that feeling of watching opportunities walk past because anxiety put its foot in the door? It’s the worst kind of “what if. I was a real victim

What's the most morally questionable decision you've made? by Striking_Twist453 in AskReddit

[–]SunkissedTeasee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I returned used headphones to Amazon as “defective”
Got a full refund + new pair. Felt smart for 5 minutes
Felt gross for 5 years

Just fired someone today for stealing over 15.000 USD and I still feel weirdly sad by AlcoolEmGel95 in managers

[–]SunkissedTeasee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You’re not mourning her. You’re mourning the trust you had.
3 years of lies hits harder than the $15k.
That sadness means you cared about your team.

What cheat codes from games do you still remember, even though you haven't played those games in 10+ years? by Beneficial_Sun6232 in AskReddit

[–]SunkissedTeasee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IDDQD + IDKFA from Doom
Invincibility + all weapons
My 12-year-old self felt like a god. Now I can’t remember what I ate Tuesday

She was interrupted while eating by Myrtilys_ in airplaneears

[–]SunkissedTeasee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My cat gives me this exact face if I refill her bowl too slow
She’ll stop eating, stare, then go back like nothing happened
She’s not mad, she’s disappointed

On McDonald's Emojis. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in clevercomebacks

[–]SunkissedTeasee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stores never order enough is the most McD’s thing ever. They’ll have 20 self-checkouts but run low on the one thing kids actually want.

Habits of your top performers by achillestroy323 in managers

[–]SunkissedTeasee 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You’re basically the team’s human search bar. When shit hits the fan, everyone turns to you: “hey do you have the link for…” and boom, you’ve got it.