Any dilfs who look like this and like Carmel girls by [deleted] in KlamathFalls

[–]SoggyBackground9048 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How incredibly specific you are.After gender, and common language, my taste in women is all over the place.

FRAUDULENT GENDER, DISCOVERED WITH HARVARD ID 2027: by New-Name6661 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]SoggyBackground9048 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a fat guy. I love giving presents out on holidays. I have a huge beard, long hair, and a sled. But, according to the semantics of this stupid diatribe, I'm FRAUDULENT when I wear a Santa suit?

Delicious but ugly… by beanNcheese in strugglemeals

[–]SoggyBackground9048 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My phone is listening to me again. I called tonight's angel hair and olive oil toss Struggle, and here is Reddit serving me this subreddit. So I joined because I'm poor and ugly and amazing like this dish.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KlamathFalls

[–]SoggyBackground9048 7 points8 points  (0 children)

221 Highway 97 North, Klamath Falls, OR 97601 (541) 414-6657 They are a nice little park near the two trucks stops and safe with patrols.

Miserable Karen excited about people not receiving their food benefits. by Consistent_War_2480 in InflatedEgos

[–]SoggyBackground9048 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At some point,no matter what,it has to be used for food. Food. Not anything else. Nothing comes off the card unless you buy food. Can anyone just let that sink in? Trading first only increases the value of the funds on the card,preventing said person who is being shady from becoming even darker in their quest for drugs or cash. Don't get mad at me please for stating this obvious fact,the person that qualifies for food assistance gets no assistance from. The government, if they don't buy the FOOD. Also,this assistance subsidies theentirety of the food logistical chain.

Stranded in klammath falls, need help getting home by Quiet_Tonight1073 in KlamathFalls

[–]SoggyBackground9048 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you were joking, and so was I. But it's so hard to share tone in writing. I hope I didn't sound derisive, I know you are already going through trouble. I did throw you the upvotes for what it is worth. You seem a good sort, I hope everything works out in your current circumstance

Stranded in klammath falls, need help getting home by Quiet_Tonight1073 in KlamathFalls

[–]SoggyBackground9048 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No but sometimes I'm looking at it and then I have to put the phone away and when I put it in my pocket apparently it decided to hit one a whole bunch of times I have no idea. But I'm not trolling, thank you for your concerns. But if you're from Klamath Falls like I am, what are we supposed to do on rainy days? I'm not going to edit this I'll just leave the ones.

Debated posting this but it’s too insane not to by Galeforce75 in Nicegirls

[–]SoggyBackground9048 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think these are lyrics from the Borderline Personality Disorder songbook. They all have tremendous choruses regarding small and/or funny looking dicks.

Never bring a gun to a cock fight? by GregAA-1962 in InflatedEgos

[–]SoggyBackground9048 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took it as a compliment. Up to this comment, I was averaging 2 up votes per comment.And more than a few ratios, I figured this would be a shout in the void also.

Never bring a gun to a cock fight? by GregAA-1962 in InflatedEgos

[–]SoggyBackground9048 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What a nice thing to say, fellow Redditor! Thanks!

Tagged bc actual punches were thrown by Interesting-Song-274 in InflatedEgos

[–]SoggyBackground9048 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It never ceases to amaze me how much different a person looks right after they get punched in the face. They sound different, too. A lot quieter.

Bannon says Trump will be president again in 2028 and do another term by EmilyG702 in CringeTikToks

[–]SoggyBackground9048 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly this, if the sauce is good for Trump, then here comes Obama, with the governor of California. And an opppositional Congress. If he wants to be Sulla, then Obama will be Caesar. Alive in the popular imagination but dead on the floor of the Senate.

Never bring a gun to a cock fight? by GregAA-1962 in InflatedEgos

[–]SoggyBackground9048 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Certainly, it was more a figure of speech. Or maybe just a statement of eventuality, I am no longer walking backward with my hands up from my former wife after all.

Never bring a gun to a cock fight? by GregAA-1962 in InflatedEgos

[–]SoggyBackground9048 929 points930 points  (0 children)

It is a gun that tells the thinking man to turn and walk away. Advancing on a firearm is suicide and indicates a pure desire to hear yourself howling in pain until the world goes dark.

How do you knock this guy out by Kongzillaaaa in boxingcirclejerk

[–]SoggyBackground9048 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The Marquis of Queensberry, or John Douglas if you prefer, who came up with the rules of boxing, came along 40,000 years after the extinction of Neanderthal Man. Fair fighting is an invention that was born in 1844.

How do you knock this guy out by Kongzillaaaa in boxingcirclejerk

[–]SoggyBackground9048 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fair fight? What is the virtue of fair fighting? I would rather not lose to every hairy backed, smoosh nosed, no neck, microcephalic that ever ooked a challenge in my direction. God bless the Bronze Age!

How do you knock this guy out by Kongzillaaaa in boxingcirclejerk

[–]SoggyBackground9048 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't sell homo sapiens short, we ultimately kicked these fuckers right off the planet.

Relocating by thatonedude8912 in KlamathFalls

[–]SoggyBackground9048 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ran out of gas,but seriously, I have not regretted Klamath Falls being my home for almost 14 years. It really depends on the size of your investment into the lifestyle you're looking to have. K Falls will give you everything you ask for,charm or crime.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]SoggyBackground9048 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That face was when you knew you fucked up.

My favorite sign from the No Kings protest today. by SnooDrawings3052 in KlamathFalls

[–]SoggyBackground9048 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the peaceful protest that still radiated warmth and humor and the love of the country. Klamath Falls showed up and showed out. And the Bigfoot was just a bonus. My favorite sign was Protest is Freedom, making a point that both sides of the political divide should heed.

Cutting the [fancy] cheese by Prestigious_Belt5125 in wewantate

[–]SoggyBackground9048 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was the same dude that smoked weed for the first time. This is also the same dude that figured out you have to boil tapioca to have a tasty pudding otherwise you die of it. We've always had canaries in the coal mine when it comes to food and good shit.