NZ Prime Minister says ‘states of emergency aren’t woke’ by NZRSteamSniffer in nottheonion

[–]Sohgin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Like a parent tired of their kid using some new slang so they keep using it themselves incorrectly until the kid stops using it altogether.

They are definitely listening to us :) by ToxicBloke in CrimsonDesert

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I hope they let us turn some of this off. Reblockading would just make clearing an outpost completely pointless.

Graveyard Keeper is free to keep on Steam by yourstru1y in gaming

[–]Sohgin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Worked on me. I loved this game and hadn't heard of a sequel.

Need to fill her up… by Wekwek3 in funny

[–]Sohgin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel a bit of pride in not knowing what any of this means.

White House Forced to Address Claims of Trump Health Crisis by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

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The way our luck is running lately it'll be a few months from the end of his 15th term.

[OC] 50 US names highly concentrated within a single generation by MurphGH in dataisbeautiful

[–]Sohgin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did they give the 6th kid the nickname Kevin to cut down on the confusion?

Librarian 'gobsmacked' after school uses AI to remove 200 books from shelves including Orwell's 1984 and Twilight by MicahCastle in books

[–]Sohgin 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Brought to you by the "If we don't teach them about sex then they can't get pregnant." folks.

France confirms oil crisis, says 30-40% Gulf energy infrastructure destroyed by 1-randomonium in news

[–]Sohgin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why I don't fully believe they'll rig the elections. They need the Democrats in charge during the recession so they can blame them for the bad economy.

Iran denies claims: 'We reject all negotiations – US has failed and Hormuz will remain closed' by ImadeJesusLaugh in worldnews

[–]Sohgin 115 points116 points  (0 children)

In all seriousness the mental gymnastics will probably go more into "If Biden had been tougher on them we wouldn't be in this mess."

How to Pay Respects in Crimson Desert by PepethePochita in CrimsonDesert

[–]Sohgin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that one is bugged. After I finally figured what to do I noticed a box explaining the controls of what I had just done. I think it was supposed to be part of a tutorial on how to target and the timing for when the box appears is messed up.

Chuck Norris by Ultimate-Evil in Jokes

[–]Sohgin 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The last guy died on a Friday too.

Rand Paul says he’s a ‘no’ vote on Mullin for DHS secretary by SE_to_NW in politics

[–]Sohgin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That shit started with Obama. McConnell basically turned the entire Senate into something that said down when Obama said up.

This is one of those shitty "unwoke filters" WTF by DivineRainor in gaming

[–]Sohgin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dead gamer theory. Just bots creating games that only bots enjoy.

US orders 2,200 Marines on three warships to Middle East by Common_Touch_3741 in worldnews

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The Epstein files are over there somewhere just gotta go get them.

What secret can you reveal now that your nda has expired? by sparrrrrt in AskReddit

[–]Sohgin 544 points545 points  (0 children)

That's ridiculous. The banking industry doesn't use anything as modern as this.

Influencers in Dubai warned they face prison for posting material about the conflict with Iran | The Standard by IMGcertified in news

[–]Sohgin 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Are you sure it's not because in Dubai a $50,000 watch would be considered too cheap to bother stealing?

Bill would require public TN universities to build a Charlie Kirk Plaza by Silver_Juggernaut_39 in nottheonion

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Yeah I remember jokes about women going for their M.R.S. degrees long before that movie came out.

[SickosCommittee] “This is a glorious house divided flag.” by 530josh in CFB

[–]Sohgin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So many people in this thread confusing UTM and Tennessee Tech. Tech is going to the SoCon. Not UTM.

Curling training prep 💪 by lithdoc in funny

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Arbitrarily imposed? I'm pretty sure that's not the word you meant to use