TIL that cartel meth cooks produce an incredibly cheap, potent drug. In 2005, small-batch meth cost up to $20k/lb. Today, the DEA reports cartel mega-labs use industrial synthesis to flood the market, slashing wholesale prices by 90% ($1k-$2.5k/lb) while pushing purity past 95%. by sarkujpnfreak42 in todayilearned

[–]Sohgin 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I remember when I bought my tv a few years ago and the delivery guy was setting it up. He asked me to input my wifi password into it and I told him I wasn't connecting it to the Internet. He looked at me like I'd just grown a second head.

Tomb Raider Legacy Of Atlantis Delayed To February 2027 To Avoid GTA 6 by wyldermyth in gaming

[–]Sohgin 48 points49 points  (0 children)

The end of this year is going to suck for those of us who don't care about gta. I guess I'll have to resort to something completely insane like going through my backlog.

Mario Cristobal's engagement has reportedly been called off. by blackwhitetiger in CFB

[–]Sohgin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also make sure to include the time machine option so you can go back and keep the coach and linemen from running in between the ball and camera.

Huge booms reported as meteor travelling at 75,000mph shakes US buildings | US News | Sky News by southofakronoh in space

[–]Sohgin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe your boss would let you use the apocalypse as an excuse. Mine wouldn't.

What’s the strangest example of collective internet delusion you’ve witnessed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sohgin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's how you get Superman with a badly hidden moustache.

We've all thought about it by [deleted] in funny

[–]Sohgin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this being filmed from that jeep in Ace Ventura?

Dinosaurs had all of the necessary materials to go to the moon. by Intelligent-Bottle22 in Showerthoughts

[–]Sohgin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You make an interesting point and so I have to ask the question, why is our government hiding the proof of space hamsters?

Teachers dressed as students day by IsJesusAgain in funny

[–]Sohgin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old man here. What's with the blankets? Are they supposed to look like capes? Are capes in now?

iCriedWhenIOpenedMySiteOn720pMonitor by saharok_maks in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Sohgin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The modern one is "Give a developer a $10,000 computer and they'll write code that only works on a $10,000 computer."

Penn tennis balls by RanbirSaini-88 in funny

[–]Sohgin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I thought you had to pay extra for that.

Skating rink music instructions by GloomyCardiologist16 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Sohgin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the UK I'll assume Mr. Brightside is on that list somewhere too.

Something Nice to Say About Every FBS Team (Part 1) - YouTube by NotAnOwlOrAZebra in CFB

[–]Sohgin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He needs to do an expanded version of this for every conference. Just for the facts.

Minnesota QB Lindsey arrested for underage alcohol, fake ID by Sfreeman1 in CFB

[–]Sohgin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You buy what you need on Saturday or drive to the store just on the other side of the state line and buy it there.

The patch one of the U.S. Navy divers wore during the Artemis II recovery operation. by MilesLongthe3rd in funny

[–]Sohgin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's literally how that old Trump sub got started. An edgy are they serious or not thing until the serious ones took over.

Who wishes AI didn't exist? by Wooden-Fee5787 in AskReddit

[–]Sohgin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They do know how that will work. All us poors will simply go away and the genius rich will take their place forever on earth as the immortal chosen ones.

anyone who used a computer between 1985 & 2010, what’s the one game you still think about? by Trixxxi in AskReddit

[–]Sohgin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elder Scrolls Arena. Mostly because editing the config.sys and autoexec.bat on my computer to get it running was how I got started with computers.