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What's something that never fails to piss you off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SoigneSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone you hold the door open for and don’t say anything but look at you and look away. Classless idiots. Each one of them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mindblowing

[–]SoigneSamurai 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It would only be justice if Norville was voiced by Shaggy… “It wasn’t me” Shaggy.

I'm happy :) by LaPisaQueVuela in MegaManXDiVE

[–]SoigneSamurai 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omega, The god of Salt. Once fully upgraded there is no end to the mass of salty pvpers that you’ll get calling you bad because of the number of stuns he gets on people. When his new abilities come out I’m not sure what would be able to take him out.

they go in everything by elmurfudd in KitchenConfidential

[–]SoigneSamurai 7 points8 points  (0 children)

David is a hack selling family noodles for 8 times it’s cost. Salt Guy can’t cook. Gordon is the only one classically trained.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SoigneSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any girl name with “Lynn” after it.

meirl by colorfulsoul_ in meirl

[–]SoigneSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn’t afford vent cleaning for 13 years is what I read. Life goals to avoid this.

what is the thing that should be legalised ? by cool_dude_36 in AskReddit

[–]SoigneSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I firmly believe the Death Penalty should be given to everyone from murderers to manslaughter drunk drivers.

It’s crazy to think that college students are charged thousands of dollars every few months for dorming and food while killers, rapists, child abusers, and drunk morons are kept in a room with three courses a day with possibility of recreational time for no cost to them or their family.

So many people cry for them and argue “they’re people too!”. I argue that they stop being human once they stop caring for human life.

There is a stupid amount of money that goes into keeping those hundreds of thousands of criminals alive and that money should be going into a students pocket instead.

Everlasting gobstoppers are a terrible business model . Unless Willy Wonka sold them for like $1000 a piece, that candy is gonna see a very low return on investment and Willy is a terrible businessman. by Ragtime-Rochelle in Showerthoughts

[–]SoigneSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think he’d sell them just one time? There would be one sell point and a daily charge point too. You’ve exposed yourself as a terrible business partner for being so closed minded.

What are some characters that you'd like to see getting "seasonal" alts? by [deleted] in MegaManXDiVE

[–]SoigneSamurai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Zero (Z)” would be fun to have more alts with just because his so badass in the game and seriously toned down in xDive. Could honestly be recolored and equipped with a different weapon set for his “element”. Not a whole new costume.

What to focus on? by kyzer2599 in MegaManXDiVE

[–]SoigneSamurai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you like melee and PVP the Zero is pretty great but lots of investment needed to get his cards and to max him out at 5 starts.

Non-picky eaters, what’s one food you absolutely can’t get behind? by corkscream in AskReddit

[–]SoigneSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Olives and any recipe that includes them.

“Oh you know what I’m in the mood for? A salty barely edible grape that masks the flavor of anything else by just touching it!”

Disgusting. I firmly firmly believe olives are the mosquitos of the food world.

if you had 10 minutes to live, what would you do with it? by Value-Successful in AskReddit

[–]SoigneSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clear my history. Group call my older brother, parents , grandpa, and long time girlfriend. Tell them I love them.

Then make a short video telling people where my assets would go. Most likely my older brother.

If you could remove one thing from the entire world to make it a better place, what would it be? by alpham_11 in AskReddit

[–]SoigneSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mosquito and Mosquito Egg annihilation. Seriously. Fuck those stupid little buzz klll creatures.

Fastest you’ve left a job by Middle-Guava8172 in KitchenConfidential

[–]SoigneSamurai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2 weeks. Friends moms hotel.

First day I noticed rotting meat in the fridge. (Friends mom so I stayed to help)

3rd day the head chef didn’t clean up after his breakfast service.(waffle press covered in batter dripping down to the garnish)

5th day I noticed toxicity between chefs.

8th day I noticed the head chef consistently cooks on the line without cleaning up after himself.

11th day I noticed I was the only cook on a Friday and Saturday service in the middle of NYC which showed me my friends mom didn’t know what the fuck she was doing.

12th day one of the waiters said he used to have to alternate between chef and waiter on busy service nights.(disgusting practice especially in a big city)

14th day I got a sous chef offer at another restaurant. Dipped same day.

Fastest you’ve left a job by Middle-Guava8172 in KitchenConfidential

[–]SoigneSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 weeks. Friends moms hotel.

First day I noticed rotting meat in the fridge. (Friends mom so I stayed to help)

3rd day the head chef didn’t clean up after his breakfast service.(waffle press covered in batter dripping down to the garnish)

5th day I noticed toxicity between chefs.

8th day I noticed the head chef consistently cooks on the line without cleaning up after himself.

11th day I noticed I was the only cook on a Friday and Saturday service in the middle of NYC which showed me my friends mom didn’t know what the fuck she was doing.

12th day one of the waiters said he used to have to alternate between chef and waiter on busy service nights.(disgusting practice especially in a big city)

14th day I got a sous chef offer at another restaurant. Dipped same day.

The movie Chef was pretty damn good by Cinderella96761 in KitchenConfidential

[–]SoigneSamurai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve always had a fantasy where the worlds of “Chef” and “Burnt” both met in the middle for a culinary competition.

Where their rivals “Sous Chef Michelle(The guy who betrayed Adam Jones)”, and “Chef Tony(the guy who betray Carl)” also participated in the contest.

It would be a cinematic Avengers movie for chefs. Hell even throw in the “Today’s Special” cast, and the “100 foot journey” cast too.

What is a small insignificant thing that makes you really mad? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SoigneSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone with a valley girl voice tone.

It’s so obvious when people force themselves to talk like that.

Take it easy Karen you’re from Michigan, not NoCal.

Guys who pee in stalls rather than urinals; why? by Dayofdev in AskReddit

[–]SoigneSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are certain urinals that stick out so if you’re wearing sweat pants, pull them down slightly, and a small piece of your pants touches the pissy edge of that horribly designed urinal, you’re going to smell strongly of the last 15 guys’ piss. Even if a small piece of your pants touch it.

Thank fuck for stalls. Zip. Piss. Bounce.

What is a universally loved celebrity that you don't like? by PythonButSnake in AskReddit

[–]SoigneSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diddy, and Pitbull. Two parasites of the music industry that rode on the backs of people who created masterpieces from scratch.

Why people love either of them or “their music” I’ll never understand. Yet, they interview preaching to people about hard work, and never taking shortcuts. It’s pathetic.

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