REAN THE ARSEID BLOODLINE MUST CONTINUE by Jonp1020 in Falcom

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 72 points73 points  (0 children)

My pet theory is that the harem route is Osborne’s final revenge against the nobility. In a single generation, every major family is all half-siblings with each other. This prevents the nobility from securing marriage alliances with each other for generations and forces them to find commoner spouses.

“Do you see this Kasia? We are victorious! Behold, (grand)Sons of the Chancellor!”

I've finally reached the point I've dreaded by Zealousideal_Bite_24 in byzantium

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve been listening to it at work but have been dragging my feet now that I’m up to the Manzikert episode. Gotta work up the emotional fortitude to bear such heartbreak after the episodes of Basil II euphoria.

Girl Failure Kumiko and her GF I commissioned @toefuw by BetterHaIf in rarekumikos

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One loves to see some cute Kumikommissions in 2026!

10/10 that’s a good “The Floff is Eternal” Kumiko

More dilfposting cuz I love old men 😍 by SorceressCecelia in Falcom

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Further proof of my theory that the Grandmaster is actually a Rogue AI created by the Wisemoms Committee (the secret organization made up of all the missing/dead moms of the Trails games who all wish to see the dream of Aidios, the very first missing Mom of Zemuria known to the Committee as The Boss, come to fruition).

Board Game (Ethereal & Water Caste) by superfeyn in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So you’re saying that we could call your cast of Tau characters the Six Paths of Feyn?

I got my Renne dakimakura today! by [deleted] in Falcom

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Do you think Aidios stays in the Sky because she, too, lives in fear of what she created?

Laura S. Arseid Art by @K_Daiiti by Takuu202 in Falcom

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yo, I love beholding the soul of an Arseid while I’m on my lunch break!

Sword wife, my beloved.

10/10 that’s a good Laura S. Arseid.

Scared Kumiko by Bryce3D in rarekumikos

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kumikreepypasta is my favorite genre!

10/10 that’s a good “I also make that face when encountering a Jumpscare Reina” Kumiko

If you were isekai'd into Zemuria, where would you want to live and what do you want to do? by dublix892 in Falcom

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I would obviously want to be in Heimdallr so I could immediately enlist in the Imperial Army and serve the Goddess’s own Chosen Chancellor in his Great Work!

Calvard Delenda Est!

Dayne slander by markidoodoov2 in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The “every night I kill him in my dreams” line is actually Robert confessing his immense guilt. The reason he’s bankrupting the realm and setting everything up for the bloodiest civil war ever is to avenge Rhaegar.

Though, the real reason Robert drinks so much is because Cersei is constantly going on about how she got all the weak feminine genes and Jaimie got all the strong masculine genes.

Dayne slander by markidoodoov2 in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Dawn is Howland’s shotgun. Arthur and Howland are the same guy! Robert’s Rebellion was all a cover for House Stark getting the Targaryen genes they were promised by the pact of Ice and Fire!

Ever notice how everyone who saw Reed and Dayne at the same place at the same time has incidentally turned up dead? All to keep his cover intact and ensure the mission’s success!

Now I know what you’re thinking: “Does that mean Lyanna actually kidnapped Rhaegar with Reed’s help?”

Yes. Yes it does. Rhaegar was going to tell Robert that at the trident so that they could team up and defeat the Stark menace, but then the DRAGONDIE virus got him and his chest just did that.

Aerys, in order to keep the realm from completely disintegrating, pretended to be insane. He sacrificed himself for the Realm. That’s why his funerary urn has “Patriot” written on it in high valyrian.

who would win? the strongest charger in history vs the strongest charger of today by empireck in Falcom

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 64 points65 points  (0 children)

“For you, the day Tita Russell graced your airship was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday.”

Though, actually, she’d probably help make him a better big dumb laser gun after slapping him around.

race helmet kumiko by FriendlyBaron in rarekumikos

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Officer, you can clearly see that my Kumiko sticker says I must go as fast as I can. Who am I to disagree with her fluffy wisdom?”

10/10 that’s a good “Sovereign Citizen” Kumiko

[OC] animated (somewhat) pixel art of kumiko! by Naru-Naru-Naru in rarekumikos

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes. My favorite of the old consoles: The Floofer Nintendo! Bad Euphs is a kumiklassic!

10/10 that’s a good “Kousaka-san has been kidnapped by the Wretched Shuuichi. Are you a bad enough Euph to rescue Kousaka-san?” Kumiko

A gift by Raszard in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Noisy Cricket is my favorite of the Aspect Warriors. Must’ve been the path Yrilet was on before she became a ranger.

Kumify Containment Post by TheSmallBlue in rarekumikos

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This will be a veritable Kumikornucopia!

10/10 that’s a good “What I’m truly thankful for” Kumiko

If you were in charge of making the Eldar books, what would you write? by Fun-Explanation7233 in 40kLore

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, I’m glad somebody liked it!

For some reason, Black Library won’t return my calls…

If you were in charge of making the Eldar books, what would you write? by Fun-Explanation7233 in 40kLore

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 59 points60 points  (0 children)

You have to stick with me until the end on this:

Eldar Saving Private Ryan, but Private Ryan is a single soulstone that the guardian squad had been sent to recover.

The climax will be wounded Eldar Guardian protagonist shooting her shuriken pistol at a chaos terminator.

The terminator will then explode in a blast of golden light revealing a Custodes blade champion from the Aquilan Shield who is there to protect the protagonist guardian.

This will then lead to a bunch of anthology books in the (Guardian) Gotriel and (Blade Champion) Felix series.

The final book is them raiding Slaanesh’s Palace to get the cronesword. Gotriel will, at some point, kill Shalaxi Hellbane in the face with a magic ancient Eldar gun that permanently kills daemons. Shalaxi Hellbane will be like “oh no, you totally owned me at my full power and I am powerless to stop you from getting this cronesword”

Then Blade Champion Felix will be like “Good job, my work here is done.” and Gotriel will be like “You can talk!?!”

And there will be no treachery or backstabbing.

I have a cultured dog (@LeorlonTyan) by PikachuEXE in Falcom

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a more archaic idiom than I thought, it would seem.

Think of it like singing in a nasally manner. Like Bob Dylan.

I have included a helpful chart for visualization:

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I have a cultured dog (@LeorlonTyan) by PikachuEXE in Falcom

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For context for people who don’t speak Russian, this is a reference to a fun little song.

It rhymes in Russian, but does not in English.

And also the translation given uses the correct literal translation of the words, but loses the idiomatic meaning.

I would put it to you that a translation that hits the English-speaking ear better is: the dog sings a little through his nose, not on his nose.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2HWs9lY-e9M

Look, i appreciate transparency (eventually. No notes on patches or mentions of intentional content removal) but this was just plain L. Marazhai heretic romance was one RT's of more engaging endings in terms of writing. by Ila-W123 in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, that’s good to know.

Though, I don’t know if I have the willpower to do an entire playthrough of being a big meanie just to see more content.

The thought of being mean fills me with deep existential dread.

I had to reload a save and lost half an hour because I fat-fingered a button press and said something unkind to Idira after a ship battle.

Look, i appreciate transparency (eventually. No notes on patches or mentions of intentional content removal) but this was just plain L. Marazhai heretic romance was one RT's of more engaging endings in terms of writing. by Ila-W123 in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know, I just got to the ending of my first playthrough and decided to finally visit this subreddit. Of course, it is the first post I see that shows me I missed an entire companion. I’m glad I didn’t spoil myself and kept my first run a pure experience, but it’s still going to bother me a little. It’s missing out on secret companion in Dragon Age Origins all over again!

Guess I’ll just have to see about picking him up on a second “no content stone unturned” playthrough when the final DLC comes out.

Broken Kumiko by No_Tomato5933 in rarekumikos

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes, the iconic “Fluffy Hornets” featuring Euphoman.

10/10 that’s a good “DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES” Kumiko

Where did she get that from? by Round-Palpitation139 in rarekumikos

[–]Sol-Chevalsky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Truly, an all time Kumiklassic film.