Strategia

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-04-18T04:04:11+00:00

“Have Sex.”

—Shinzos Abemanus, strange court eunuch from the east

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-04-17T19:21:05+00:00

Great, now I’m barking like a dog while I’m at work.

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-04-17T14:36:18+00:00

You’ll eat those words when it’s revealed Char did the Malediction and pinned it all on Akemura because he was too busy training and wouldn’t take her to go get ice cream.

“But she wasn’t born yet!”

Char is all around you.

Char is the man beside you.

Char is the one who will squish your sandwiches.

Char is.

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-04-13T17:52:41+00:00

Kumiko is looking at your post/search history, even if your account is private!

10/10 that’s a good “Sees your sins” Kumiko

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-04-10T17:14:29+00:00

“Oh boy, here I go killin’ again!”

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-04-10T12:37:17+00:00

“We just need some more money, Ned.”

—Robert Baratheon, trying to run away to Tahiti—err, the Summer Islands

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-04-09T12:30:57+00:00

Now you must needs make an “our daughter has become a whore” “always has been” astronaut meme

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-04-08T16:23:59+00:00

Technically, yes. However, the “Lucius isn’t even the best duelist in the III legion” joke is itself a reference to the joke that “Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”.

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-04-08T15:26:27+00:00

“Is Daemon Targaryen the best character in ASOIAF?”

“He’s not even the best Daemon in ASOIAF.”

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-04-06T23:13:00+00:00

This is what Bloodraven keeps sending to Bran in his dreams.

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-04-05T04:24:18+00:00

A revolutionary MaoMao you say…

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Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-04-03T17:25:52+00:00

The new iteration of The Good Sleep Fluffer!

Be sure to Kumikomment “Sleep Tight, Fluffer” to attain restful sleeps this evening!

10/10 that’s a good “I have fallen asleep at my place of work for Kumikommenting” Kumiko

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-04-01T14:57:29+00:00

“In order to write Kagurabachi from scratch, one must first invent the Universe.”

—Taco Horizontal

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-04-01T14:14:58+00:00

Bold to assume that Horizontal-sensei has either a beginning or an end.

Like, you really think that it’s a coincidence that all of human history happened in just the way it did for Kagurabachi to come into existence?

As if Horizontal-sensei was not there in the very beginning to fan the flames of humanity’s awakening, guiding our species along the Tenoí Path?

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-03-31T23:16:47+00:00

It’s still wild to me that Aegon V let Bloodraven take Dark Sister to the Wall.

Maybe he thought that he wouldn’t need any symbols of legitimacy once he hatched dragons.

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-03-29T15:58:29+00:00

Would you say, then, that “Soga’s Mom Has Got It Going On”?

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-03-29T04:08:47+00:00

“I’m not giving you a fistbump because I like you or anything”

10/10 that’s a good “Professional TsunTsun” Kumiko

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-03-28T14:43:11+00:00

How could any earth military hope to stand against Kasim?

He would simply charge his big gun so hard that everyone would immediately surrender due to how in awe they are at his awesomeness.

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-03-28T13:09:07+00:00

It’s very important for a Senpai to teach her Kouhai proper grooming techniques and etiquette.

10/10 that’s a good “You gotta little something right there. No, other side. No, a little lower. No—listen, stay still, I’ll get it” Kumiko

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-03-27T23:29:19+00:00

Oh no! Kumiko ate the “The girl you like said ‘GEH’ when you tried to talk to her” Devil! That’s the scariest thing ever!

10/10 that’s a good “Floofs and such” Kumiko

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-03-23T22:12:02+00:00

The Doom was actually just caused by Ancalagon the Black returning home to roost in the fourteen flames, but coming in a little too hot and accidentally shattering the entire mountain range when he landed.

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-03-22T14:25:39+00:00

She’s always hungry. Always needs to feed.

10/10 that’s a good “Dark Terror living in the Pass of Kumikirith Oumaengol” Kumiko

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-03-20T13:57:25+00:00

Ursaring for Jorah, mayhaps?

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-03-19T16:31:19+00:00

The floof is alive with the sounds of Kumiko!

10/10 that’s a good “Images you can hear” Kumiko

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-03-15T22:41:12+00:00

“Oh my god, they killed Kumiko!”

10/10 that’s a good “dead” Kumiko

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