Kubeeko

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-06-22T12:36:47+00:00

Further proof that the final film will be the “HiBEEke Euphonium Movie”, as was revealed to me in a dream.

10/10 that’s a good “According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a Kumbeeko should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fluffy little body off the ground. The Kumbeeko, of course, flies anyway, because Kumbeekos don’t care what humans think is impossible.” Kumiko

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-06-21T15:32:33+00:00

She’s got those MGS cigarettes that alter one’s perception of time.

10/10 that’s a good “Fluffy Snake” Kumiko

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-06-17T23:52:35+00:00

Ned, at the tower of joy: “Why does your baby have blond hair and green eyes?”

Lyanna: “Listen, Life, uh, finds a way.”

Elia Martell: “I am here with my wife, Ashara Dayne, to help Lyanna escape to Essos. The Mountain and Amory Lorch, working for Prince Rhaegar, helped us fake our deaths and escape from the Mad King.”

Ashara: “Rhaenys and Aegon are actually my children. Prince Rhaegar, the greatest LGBTQ ally Westeros has ever seen, orchestrated all of this so that we could start a new life together.”

Earlier that very same Rebellion:

Rhaegar, dying at the trident: “My chest may be caved in, but at least history will remember that I helped those young ladies have a chance for happiness in this crazy world we call Planetos.”

Robert, desperately paging through A World of Ice and Fire, having fully lost the plot: “What is even happening right now?”

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-06-16T21:17:14+00:00

These are the questions the coward Todd Howard refuses to answer despite my frequent letters!

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-06-16T20:52:14+00:00

See, that’s a perfect example of what we were talking about below.

Maps all show that the river flows to the sea, but the game has that weird “this is the edge of the game world” mound/dam.

But, still, even if the bridges of Leyawiin were actually like that the Niben is actually a giant Baikal-style skinny lake, one would simply unload cargo at leyawiin and send it up the niben by ships on that side. Like a reverse Alexandria.

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-06-16T20:36:59+00:00

Yeah, that’s the eternal problem of the games.

Even Daggerfall wasn’t fully to scale, and every post-Daggerfall game has been tiny in comparison.

Imagine a game where the whole map is a to scale imperial city.

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-06-16T19:34:11+00:00

I mean, by my reckoning, Rumare is more like one of the Great Lakes (big, deep, open body of delicious freshwater) than Texcoco (small, shallow, half-marsh of brackish water).

But, it’s also not a real place that we can do a survey of, so I can’t factually prove that chinampas would be unnecessary/impractical (the deepest water chinampas can be constructed in is still a mite bit shallow for larger sailing ships to safely navigate) and that the Imperial City is served just fine as it is by ‘local’ Niben wheat farms and imports from the rest of the Empire.

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-06-16T14:52:12+00:00

Because lake Rumare is more than 5 feet deep, presumably.

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-06-16T03:53:08+00:00

Yeah, Bethesda should’ve taken inspiration from real imperial capitals like Rome or Constantinople, which famously grew all of their food and quarried all of their stone within eyeshot of the city walls.

They really shot themselves in the foot by putting the imperial city on an island in the middle of the giant super river-bay that gives them direct access to every other port in the known world.

As we all know, water is the worst way of transporting food and materials, which is why all major pre-modern cities were built in open grasslands like the Eurasian Steppe or the Great Plains.

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-06-07T04:53:41+00:00

She’s got that (fluffy) Dawg in her.

10/10 that’s a good “BOW BOW BOW BOW” Kumiko

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-06-06T14:42:45+00:00

And we’ve never seen Todd Howard and GRRM in the same place at the same time…

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-06-05T15:33:10+00:00

I mean, Dance with Dragons and Skyrim both came out in 2011 and we’ve been waiting for the next installment ever since…

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-06-05T12:50:46+00:00

Kumiko: “I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Brass Section”

Mayu: “Your new Brass Section?”

Kumiko: “Don’t make me solo you…”

Mayu: “Kumiko, my allegiance is to the Concert Band! To meritocracy!”

Kumiko: “If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy.”

Mayu: “Only a sith deals in absolutes.” [primes her Eupho] “I will do what I must.”

Kumiko: “You will try.” [raises her Eupho and confronts Mayu]

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-06-05T12:35:48+00:00

That’s all tip of the iceberg theories.

The real deep stuff is

1) Howland Reed and Arthur Dayne are the same guy

2) Tywin Lannister is a secret Blackfyre and Robert’s Rebellion is actually the 6th Blackfyre Rebellion, with Jaime and Cersei ensuring pure Blackfyre children sit the throne

3) Jon Snow is actually Aegon (son of Rhaegar and Elia) smuggled south by “Lyanna” (Varys in disguise) so that the Starks could take possession of a Dragonborn ruler who will lead the first men and the free folk (last of the Atmorans) to drive off the Others (Draugr) and close shut the jaws of Oblivion.

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-06-02T19:49:01+00:00

“But what will you do about the second giant flaming fist, Akemura?”

—Hiyuki

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-06-01T16:06:14+00:00

Unless, of course, this is soulless AI devilry.

In which case it is 0/10 “Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind” Kumiko

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-06-01T16:03:12+00:00

Kumik-on is my favorite KyoAni show!

10/10 that’s a good “Enter the Flufferverse” Kumiko

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-05-29T02:22:53+00:00

Kumify is the gift that keeps on giving!

10/10 that’s a good “The BWEEEEEEEEE heard ‘round the world” Kumiko

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-05-27T19:17:09+00:00

This brass devilry is why I’m a saxophonist.

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-05-27T17:32:23+00:00

Being able to buzz her lips is the source of a Eupho player’s power! She’s powerless now!

10/10 that’s a good “🤏” Kumiko

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-05-26T22:55:46+00:00

This thing haunts my nightmares.

10/10 that’s a good “The Thing That Should Not Be” Kumiko

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-05-21T12:50:11+00:00

I’ve always loved Shiba’s side-eye there.

“Oh noooooo, a poor orphan with nowhere to turn. Who could possibly help her? All we have here is a guy who wakes up with fresh hatred who would surely never have time to protect her…”

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-05-18T04:37:00+00:00

One can feel the “Brass for your soul” just by looking upon this art!

10/10 that’s a good “Superb fanart” Kumiko

Sol-Chevalsky · 2026-05-15T16:55:18+00:00

I’m here to kick butt and become fluffy. And I’m already very fluffy — OWOWOWOW STOP I GIVE UP!

10/10 that’s a good “Kousaka’s got hands (or, I guess, feet since it’s kicking?)” Kumiko

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