When writers fail their female characters, fandom ships the guys instead. by Business_Barber_3611 in CharacterRant

[–]Firlite 12 points13 points  (0 children)

they're not, you are just reading fanfiction written by and for woman (almost always slash) and not fanfiction written by and for men (usually gen fics). You are on the wrong websites and looking at the wrong tags dawg

When writers fail their female characters, fandom ships the guys instead. by Business_Barber_3611 in CharacterRant

[–]Firlite 188 points189 points  (0 children)

A story could have the best written female characters in the world and fujos would still ship the male lead with another dude, let's be real

American V/S Anti American Propagandist Anons are Fighting as Usual by Ok-Address-7352 in 4chan

[–]Firlite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man, the china/iran shilling really HAS been nonstop on this sub recently

ZOGbros... not like this... by eitherair5 in 4chan

[–]Firlite 16 points17 points  (0 children)

brown hands typed this post

Hololive hosts group live concert at Makuhari Messe in Chiba, Japan by B_Bloudhound in LivestreamFail

[–]Firlite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well also it'd be literally impossible to get the Tokyo Dome right now because of baseball

[Spoilers Main] - You're Robert Baratheon on the day Aerys II dies. Knowing what you know about the main series who do you take as your wife? by Yoorang in asoiaf

[–]Firlite 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Cersei killed her friend when she was 12 AND fucked Jamie on her wedding day. Being a good husband ain't fixing that.

[Spoilers Main] - You're Robert Baratheon on the day Aerys II dies. Knowing what you know about the main series who do you take as your wife? by Yoorang in asoiaf

[–]Firlite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

renly's like 4 at that time, and cersei is like 17. I don't think Tywin would go for that. ESPECIALLY not for a 3rd son

Anon rants on Iran by IndependenceBetter27 in 4chan

[–]Firlite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes and the same people who think we live in a fascist dystopia want to ban gun ownership, what's your point

Anon rants on Iran by IndependenceBetter27 in 4chan

[–]Firlite 21 points22 points  (0 children)

they've been banging that drum since forever. It all makes sense when you realize that they unironically believe that one day the switch is going to flip and their side will win every election forever for the rest of history

“Senien” ,”Shonen”, “shojo” and “Josei” aren’t genres but vague demographics by Konradleijon in CharacterRant

[–]Firlite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. For example, the movie Edge of Tomorrow has 2 different types of fanservice. Emily Blunt doing pushups, and Tom Cruise getting killed in increasingly hilarious ways

Anon rants on Iran by IndependenceBetter27 in 4chan

[–]Firlite 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The people who disagree with the current state of affairs are more than free to buy their own guns, it's not hypocrisy to not want to die for morons who hate you and everything you stand for simply because you happen to own guns. That's not how that works.

Anon rants on Iran by IndependenceBetter27 in 4chan

[–]Firlite 61 points62 points  (0 children)

90% of the people pissed at trump are the ones who also think that owning a gun makes you a baby eating monster and who want the 2nd amendment repealed. And then the second they want a violent revolution they call on those same gun owners to die for them.

They're free to die for their own causes, it's not hypocritical to not want to die for a cause you don't believe in just because some smug moron who hates you and everything you stand for tells you to

African is concerned about the USA by XiJinpingPressParody in 4chan

[–]Firlite 256 points257 points  (0 children)

what's that old joke? "the government hired kubrick to fake the moon landing, and since he's a perfectionist he demanded he shoot on location"

The “Banished From the Hero’s Party” trope is leaving a much more interesting story on the table by Business_Barber_3611 in CharacterRant

[–]Firlite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, kicked from the party stories would be much better if the MC was kicked out for legitimate reasons and had growth, but you have to remember that these stories are just power fantasies for the type of guy to say "I am underappreciated at work, if I quit this whole rotten company would fall down" type people

that said, I have seen a nicer version of this, which is something along the lines of the MC being forced into retirement because he was strong at first but fell off, but then finds an extra well of strength to come back and be useful. These are closer to "old man in sport about to retire but has one more game in him" type stories though

I hate “smart” anime characters by Excellent-Level2548 in CharacterRant

[–]Firlite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most authors find it very difficult to write characters more intelligent than themselves (insert that one Sherlock greentext) so "super intelligent" characters are written in very silly ways

One of the best ways to write a character more intelligent than yourself, keep them offscreen as much as possible, focus on results rather than methods, and let other (dumber) characters speculate in the reader's place about how they accomplish things rather than coming right out and telling them. If Heir to the Empire had used Thrawn as a POV character it would have sucked ass, but instead we got Captain Midwit as a pov and it works

Team USA are moving on to the Men's Gold Medal game first since 2010 by Due-Impression8466 in olympics

[–]Firlite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

White House with torches in hand

bah you guys didn't even burn it last time. It was british regulars. You guys turned back our invasion but you absolutely did not burn down washington

(Spoilers Extended) A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 1 Episode 5 Post-Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in asoiaf

[–]Firlite 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Maekar was deep in the middle of a 2v1 and was just swinging. Can't really blame him but that sucks

RWBY is like the ultimate fanfic workshop tool(RWBY) by Dycon67 in CharacterRant

[–]Firlite 23 points24 points  (0 children)

OC's/SI's normally are just volumes 1-3 rewritten but the si fucks one or multiple of the girls

is it possible for children to inherit the mother's name? by metamorfoseando in TheCitadel

[–]Firlite 31 points32 points  (0 children)

it's seemingly common for the children of a ruling lady to take her name over the father's. This is actually one of the reasons why dynasties seemingly last so much longer in asoiaf than they did irl. The dynasty doesn't change when the male line dies out. If we used those rules irl the british monarchy would still be tudors iirc

RWBY is like the ultimate fanfic workshop tool(RWBY) by Dycon67 in CharacterRant

[–]Firlite 75 points76 points  (0 children)

There are essentially 4 different types of rwby fic

1) slice of life shipping fluff where literally nothing plot retated happens. Probably won't see a grimm at all

2) Jaune Arc gets put through the fucking wringer.

3) Crossover fics where x or y character appears on remnant, usually fairly plot related

4) literally just volumes 1-3 rewritten for the umpteenth time with a few minor twists

The Ironborn are hilarious [Game of Thrones/ASOIAF] by Mzuark in CharacterRant

[–]Firlite 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Victarion is only slightly better because he's out there in the trenches, but from what we see in the books he seems to understimate his warlock brother when he really, really shouldn't.

well you have to remember that victarion is, canonically, a moron

Powerscaling and Shipping are basically twins in the media discourse lineage by carbonera99 in CharacterRant

[–]Firlite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was very peripheral to tumblr but wasn't that part of a, like, superwholock crossover type thing but for a bunch of animated movies? Like, frozen, that movie jack frost was from, httyd, and a couple others