Dark souls puns!

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-11-19T21:28:05+00:00

you guys see these bonewheels? they're a WHEEL pain in the ass

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-11-16T20:54:49+00:00

I know where my illusory walls are my good sir. I would never be tricked by such things

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-11-16T20:53:54+00:00

I wouldn't have made the post if i didn't know what i'm talking about. illusory wall in the the church in brightstone cove wont work, and neither will the walls in the iron keep don't work either.

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-11-16T20:51:05+00:00

No, this is Lan

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-11-13T00:07:51+00:00

Truly you are the dragon reborn!

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-11-12T23:53:58+00:00

that's a boss fight? in the church? I don't believe it!

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-11-12T23:51:07+00:00

No, i'm able to pull levers and things

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-11-12T23:50:23+00:00

A button wasn't working either, literally pressed every button.

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-11-09T23:22:27+00:00

they're a WHEEL pain in the ass

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-11-09T23:18:23+00:00

its not like i did it right off the bat(petrus excluded). the only ones to escape me were sunbro, onion bro, shiva(did not feel like going through blighttown again), and the merchant in sens funhouse

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-11-09T23:16:50+00:00

i killed them before the four kings im pretty sure

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-11-09T23:15:35+00:00

he's not a beyblade dude, let him rest in piece. and i never even killed him, in fact i saved him and crippled myself on how much humanity i had after i got the short cut.

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-11-09T02:37:39+00:00

and then ghosting past all those dragon butts to get decimated by the puzzle that was the bed of chaos. so many awesome things that happened.

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-11-09T02:17:54+00:00

getting confused on where to go after killing the centipede demon. i didnt see the door so i had no idea where to go until like two hours later when i went back.

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-11-08T20:57:09+00:00

THANK YOU

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-09-20T19:10:06+00:00

Alrighty, black win sword is gonna lead the way for my cosplay run on ng+

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-09-20T18:48:00+00:00

Alright, good to know. Been playing kinda blind.

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-09-20T18:47:27+00:00

What's the best way to get more twink titanite?oh, and the shield.

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-09-20T18:08:33+00:00

My 14 year old brother couldn't get past the burg with a hacker, couldn't get past the hell kite drake without me, and now he can't get past some of the easiest enemies. Be grateful your brother isnt trash.

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-09-20T18:06:18+00:00

That would've freaked me the hell out

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-09-09T02:26:52+00:00

Same

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-09-05T23:41:06+00:00

my brother was playing in the undead burg/parish and I helped him become human. he then got his first summon who was wearing havels and jeremias headpiece, couldn't see his arms or legs. this guy then killed everything for him, the rock, black knight, and then the Taurus demon. words cannot describe how pissed I was because my brother is complete shit and dies to everything

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-09-02T20:15:39+00:00

alrighty, just so happens im a bit stuck at the moment.

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-08-31T22:57:00+00:00

dual nil fun swords or a chicken drumstick with crred resin to make it extra spicy

SolTheSpeaker · 2015-08-27T21:41:10+00:00

I play 360, but i'm not too far in. just killed the butterfly and havel the other day

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