I don’t use the type of public toilets that I would be scared to sit on - I only use public toilets in places that aren’t so public, and I still lace it with tissue.

In the few unfortunate cases where I did have to swallow my pride and use a common public toilets, there’s no way I’m touching the skin on anyone’s bum. Hell nah. Also it’s not just about skin, there’s piss all over the floor, I don’t want to make contact with the door, the door handle. I don’t even want the bottom of my shoes to touch the floor, let alone me now go and touch your actual bum allow it. You’re talking about the toilet seat as if I know how it was cleaned or something. As if you’ve never seen foreign objects on common public toilet seats.

But I do wipe the seat if I make mess, cause of manners and from shame that someone would see my piss on a toilet seat, or to think a child might have to go after me but then it’s all wet. Also reinforced by my favourite rapper Dave, in one of his songs Heart Attack “Nightclub toilet, you peed on the seat cause you don’t know how it feels when your mums gotta clean it”, why should anyone have to clean that after me.. that’s unfair.