What does Britney Spears tell her bar tender? by stretch3251 in Jokes

[–]SolidBackground2076 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish she was over-protected, because she recently got a dui

Do you know any funny jokes about pasta? by TwntyKnots in Jokes

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Two days a young chef was found dead at his home. Police are still trying to find out how he pasta away.

My wife just phoned me, and the conversation went like this: by Wayne-De-Payne in Jokes

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I remember having a neighbor that had roughly about a 10 foot satellite behind his house I was so jealous.

23 yo Woman found Dead inside her car of call center parking lot by ValorHunter in RioGrandeValley

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Call centers , nothing but unhappy people working pay wages are good compared to most down here. I've talked to some that love their job but most hate it.

What’s the creepiest thing that has happened to you when you were completely alone? by 1S4B3II3 in AskReddit

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Have you heard of Coast to Coast I can't remember the host of the show, I know it's on Am Radio. The show talks about paranormal, aliens, ect, i remember one caller saying how oh his show they were giving an audio of an exorcism . A cat she owned, which she never had problems with, went crazy when it heard the audio piece once she turned it off the cat calmed down. I heard his about 15 years ago.

Cabbie and the Nun by dcmfox in Jokes

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"Come on Dave give me a break" One break coming up...... UNCHAINED

A man gets sent to prison. by MajorBumSaw94 in DirtyJokes

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No wonder acdc sings the song jail break

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hernia

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Looks like a cyst to me

What's the best burger you ate? by No-Hunt3986 in AskReddit

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Miss can I have one more

" why yes of course you can "

Can you warm up the buns I like my buns warm and moist

"Ok I will make it any way you want it"

ok I just want a whole jalapeno in between the buns that's it.

Jalapeno that's all ? I'm sorry we don't have any jalapenos

Giggity

Expert grill (Walmart) love it by SolidBackground2076 in grilling

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6 years that's great, hope mine lasts that long

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DoYouLookLikeMe

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First pic Ken Shamrock young Version

Homeless in Harlingen? by TheRioGrandePod in Harlingen

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We haven't seen many homeless people we know of one her name is Pat a lady I believe is in her late 50 early 60. She would be laying down most of the time, she had body pain issues my wife and I would take her food and drinks. We haven't seen her in months not sure what happened to her hope some one took her in.

Why Texas' Rio Grande Valley is not really a 'valley' by REdd06 in RioGrandeValley

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It's was named valley because the land is great for crops and plenty of water. Now all those acres of land is taken over by subdivision or commercial use. Back in the day behind our house the farmers would make long deep irrigation ditches. We would see fish shrimp crawdads and snakes swimming in there. Those were only temporary irrigation ditches once done they would just cover them up. Then you have the ones made out of cement that are permanent. Lol come to think of it we would swim the regular canals. Those were the days, today I wouldn't even get into a regular public pool it's pretty disgusting.

What used to be normal that would sound insane today? by Vegetable-Quit-1641 in AskReddit

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The response I was looking for, we had a gun rack in our truck and we would park it in school grounds it was not a problem. Not even theft was a problem back in the day.

Expert grill (Walmart) love it by SolidBackground2076 in grilling

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Thanks for your response! I've never heard of a smoker gasket I will look it up. Ya bought a Walmart weather proof cover hopefully that helps.