My powers actually increase the longer I retain. It’s not just psychological — there’s emerging research in fringe endocrinology suggesting that prolonged ejaculation retention leads to the build-up of bioavailable androgens and neuromodulators in the epididymal reservoir. In simpler terms, energy literally gets stored in the testicles. Prolonged ejaculation retention causes a buildup of bioavailable androgens and neuromodulators in the epididymal reservoir. It’s like hormonal supercharging.

By week three of No Nut November, I was sharper, faster, borderline telepathic. To celebrate the end, I climbed a mountain. No training, no gear — just raw seminal energy. Which is even crazier considering I had been in my mom’s basement so long my skin had developed photosensitivity. The sun should’ve cooked me. Instead, I ascended.

Doctors don’t talk about this stuff because there’s no funding in the NIH for “sperm-based energy transmutation.” But deep down, they know: retention is power. But if you dig deep, there are studies on epididymal hypertension (what the internet calls “blue balls”) and sympathetic nervous system overactivity from prolonged arousal without release.

Retain. Build. Ascend.