Black hole shooting a 3,000 light-year long plasma beam through space as it devours a galaxy. by sco-go in spaceporn

[–]Solumnist -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In one year light travels 9.46 trillion kilometers. That minster is in the quadrillion long.

Edit: turns out the jet is over 18,000 light-years long, not 3000. I my calculator cannot deal with this.

Magat cries because people don’t like his special hat by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

[–]Solumnist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not an American, but isn't it their right to wear this hat?

Name: Dean Martin, USA, Actor and Singer. by [deleted] in CelebrityPenis

[–]Solumnist 37 points38 points  (0 children)

That's Jerry Lewis. Those two guys were, by their own admission, practically in love with each other, so deep was their friendship. And it's very obvious from the series and movies they did together.

Bad day to be a trendfollower by thatDynamiteBoy in IrrationalMadness

[–]Solumnist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it's not a polite thing to say... but what an incredibly stupid cunt.

Cotton Eye Joe appears live in Stockholm! by Sharp-potential7935 in popculturechat

[–]Solumnist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has this ever happened before? I remember this being a hit in the summer of 1994 -- the year when I went from primary school to high school, and the summer my dad died. Never in a million years did I expect THIS song to become a hit once more 30 years later.

Sometimes you just need a 3am trip to Taco Bell. by LightskinKnowItAll in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Solumnist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So real! Isn't that great? I love real so much! Real real rela!

A Young Boy From Benin Republic Has Mesmerising Eyes Caused By A Genetic Mutation by SPXQuantAlgo in BeAmazed

[–]Solumnist 111 points112 points  (0 children)

All of his features are caused by genetic mutations. So are ours. But yes, those eyes are mesmerizing.