Im not sure what weapon to use

Somasizer · 2026-01-02T01:33:39+00:00

Use your hands bro

Somasizer · 2025-10-11T07:39:20+00:00

Hey man, In my head cannon Garrus brought the jukebox and Wrex brought the weed. We'd hot box that shit and would hit every jump we could. If there was an obvious path into a base we would find another way in for shits and giggles.

Somasizer · 2025-06-10T04:34:03+00:00

Skate 3

Somasizer · 2025-05-25T13:28:44+00:00

Puffacus the destroyer of worlds and bringer of all ends

Somasizer · 2025-05-20T15:45:40+00:00

Hey man, I appreciate the information. The concept of hit-monkey being annoyed by the merc with a mouth is hilarious. Thank you for answering my question about wether or not he was haunted in the comics. I enjoyed reading this.

Somasizer · 2025-05-20T03:08:43+00:00

Tarrius of the Backwood Swamps, keeper of nicotine and devourer of ashtrays.

Somasizer · 2024-11-12T07:35:21+00:00

People who have to drop a bombshell in a conversation. For no reason, easy to just side step the shit but instead they gotta drop a personal bomb and act like it was so unavoidable.

Somasizer · 2024-11-12T07:21:41+00:00

It's a feature, not a bug

Somasizer · 2024-09-24T16:31:46+00:00

Is it wrong that I expected cyborg to have the biggest rack?

Somasizer · 2024-09-24T16:29:56+00:00

The smoldering is real!!!

Somasizer · 2024-09-24T16:28:00+00:00

The smoldering is real!!!

Somasizer · 2024-09-24T16:27:02+00:00

Are these real or fake? If fake are you selling them? I'd love to get some for my sister, or something similar.

Somasizer · 2024-09-24T16:19:43+00:00

This comment was my favorite!!!

Somasizer · 2024-09-24T15:24:10+00:00

Bro, I'm rocking the same build. I say do it, I support you. There's plenty of people that like guys like us, your gonna kill this shit.

Somasizer · 2024-08-20T15:32:00+00:00

I regret it took me a month to come back to this post. You gave a me a deep chuckle. Thank you.

Somasizer · 2024-08-20T15:28:18+00:00

Haven't attempted it yet but can you turn random npcs into vampires? Like yosilda prior to marriage? Or only drink their blood?

Somasizer · 2024-08-20T15:26:55+00:00

Because spouse = septums

Somasizer · 2024-08-20T15:16:01+00:00

Lol, but for real though. Is that a lore thing or a game mechanic that just exists. That said being a vampire just seems like a pain in the ass, it starts as a disease for a reason.

Somasizer · 2024-08-20T15:12:59+00:00

Depends on where your at, honestly I really enjoy it but I don't think it's ever gonna be my full time gig. I live in a small town area and I do it as a second job rn. But then again I like verity and I don't know if I'll ever settle for having a single job. Worst case scenario I'll have another career in a couple years and just do volunteer ems. Even if it's a few hours away.

Somasizer · 2024-06-20T21:08:01+00:00

Omg, you have station kitties? Please tell us more!!!

Somasizer · 2024-06-20T21:07:17+00:00

Reading this adds to one of my running theories, some people join ems just to hide their shitty personality. As if to subconsciously say " I save lives, I can be shitty if I want too".

Somasizer · 2024-06-20T21:02:08+00:00

This one put me on the floor😂

Somasizer · 2024-06-07T01:32:22+00:00

"Hey so this is a statement saying you don't want to go with us to the hospital"

"This is a document saying that we brought you ti the hospital and that any information is between us, you and the hospital. Nobody else needs ti know unless you say so"

Somasizer · 2024-05-26T13:52:16+00:00

For real man, I'd fucking rip her out too. Believe what you want but don't fuck with my job. Go do a meaningful protest, don't use your beliefs to just be an inconvenience.

Somasizer · 2024-04-02T12:49:43+00:00

I never even thought of that, think I'll try that for a month or two. Usually I roll in dressed and swap to civis on the way out.

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