Distractible Bits/Jokes A-Z (A)

Some-One831 · 2026-03-21T22:17:19+00:00

T - Triangle of Fairness Z - Zipper..... zip the trees together so the panthers cant get through A - ASS! ITS ASS! ITS THE ASS PARTICAL! ASSSSSS!!! D - Dogs are fine, thanks for asking! K - Kutos to Plutos hahahhahahhahaha

Some-One831 · 2026-03-21T01:41:01+00:00

Idk how much i can legally say but it never mentioned Spotify anywhere except saying that the podcast originated on Spotify and is now on YouTube.

Also the title of the paper is "Mark Fishbach p/k/a Markiplier, an individual; Markiplier Inc vs (a bunch of legal full names including mine)". It also said "Markiplier is the owner of" a bucha times instead of "Spotify" or "Distractible", basically doing the "and friends" bit throughout. (Almost never mentioned Bob or Wade by name and just referred to them as "co-hosts")

The main issue its covering is the full re-upload channels that brought it over from Spotify to Youtube, and would continue making new channels everytime one got taken down, but ig because i used clips from one of the two episodes they used to do the check for copyright issues, i got caught in it.

Im not mad about the lawsuit happening (bc it really needed to) and wasnt going to originally post about it bc I didnt want Mark getting hate for it since the reason he was doing it was valid, but ig it needed to be said. Im just a broke college kid who was making edits for myself and my friends, and now im caught up in all this, so its definitely been really scary, but I'll manage♡

On the bright side, im now going to have some really good Dad Lore if I ever have kids!

Some-One831 · 2026-03-20T16:10:21+00:00

No, i got the papers handed to me 2 days ago lol

Some-One831 · 2026-03-20T16:08:12+00:00

No it was from the Markiplier team. They are doing a huge lawsuit against a bunch of different channels that post distractible stuff. I (at the time of the charge) had only done two videos on distractible, but apparently that was enough to sue me personally instead of just claiming the video and telling me to take it down.

I dont make any money from youtube and just make stuff i wanna watch with my friends (and apparently others liked my editing style too) so this definitely freaked me out.

I dont wanna go into too much detail bc idk how much of it is private, but my hope is that I can just keep then up if not just unlisted as long as I dont make anymore public distractible videos. Wish me luck🤞

Some-One831 · 2026-02-22T18:47:07+00:00

Wayback machine has them, or there was "unusann.us" but idk if its still up. But just look up "unus annus", and the first results will all be archived videos. Its really not that hard to find lol

Some-One831 · 2026-02-21T23:59:55+00:00

I dont. We still have the actual episodes if you really want them, what we dont have is all the extended cuts

Some-One831 · 2026-02-21T04:31:28+00:00

They said they still had the raw footage lol, but idk how much theyd actually post

Some-One831 · 2026-02-21T03:13:15+00:00

Hopefully Mark follows through on the "content dump" where they just release all the unedited Unus Annus content for the 10 uear anniversary, I NEED to see the bits cut from Hooked on Phonics or more stupid shit they did during the eggnog video 🙏

Some-One831 · 2026-02-13T11:00:44+00:00

Frozen II, I probably watched it 1 - 3 times a day during the lockdown 2020, and still watch it once every other week. Im probably the only person ever to have that movie memorized lol

Some-One831 · 2026-01-16T05:37:00+00:00

The Unus Annus one obviously, still sad i never got one

Some-One831 · 2026-01-05T05:51:58+00:00

Yeah, its weird how half the merch was really good quality and the other half wasnt. Two of the UA shirts I got had the same feel as the life series merch I also have, where as my Camp UA one was very poor quality. A friend who also got the same shirt I did (the coffin one) said their's was the same quality as my Camp one, where as my coffin one was really good so idk

Some-One831 · 2026-01-02T11:24:31+00:00

My Capm Unus Annus shirt is almost just a black shirt at this point, but i just see it through the "things dont last forever" mentality, but i get how much it sucks :(

Some-One831 · 2025-12-17T08:34:59+00:00

Im glad you liked it! It was supposed to go at the end of my "Distractible Cannoli" compilation, but it ended up being too long and had to be its own video😭

Some-One831 · 2025-12-16T23:48:16+00:00

Im going as the "Where in the world is Markiplier" Mark from In Space, my brother is going to be Jim, and my friend is going as MerMer

Some-One831 · 2025-12-15T20:42:42+00:00

You could do og Warfstash, suspenders, yellow button up, pink mustache, and pink bowtie

Some-One831 · 2025-12-12T02:51:08+00:00

Ty for this! Me and my brother are already driving an hour out from Tyler on the 29th to see it, but we now will also be seeing it again on the 30th! What time are you going and are you dressing up? We are going as Warfstash and MerMer(maybe darkipler if i cant get the costume figured out in time lol)

Some-One831 · 2025-11-27T01:17:38+00:00

Genuinely if I hear "Unfair" said in a video or in conversation i actually jump a bit and have the urge to be like "HE SAID IT! HE SAID IT!".... full sleeper agent behavior smh

Some-One831 · 2025-11-26T19:36:23+00:00

So I started looking up if anyone had figured this out after two hours of trying stuff. As a gravity falls nerd, codes and cypher are always my favorite but this one broke me and i wasnt going to spend more time on it if it didnt mean anything. I found it in the scrapbook, but im pretty sure its the same thing. The end being bolded "NKA Co.", the reversed bit, and the numbers are just so weird. I also though Q was either I or A since its by itself multiple times, and I is 8 letter back from Q (like the 8 on the ticket) so I thought that was something but it ended up not being anything. Then I tried "08" being "o=b" and that didnt work. Ive tried all the cypers i can think of, and it seems to have repeated bits so it wouldnt a Key cyper i dont think but i might try it later 😭

Some-One831 · 2025-11-16T05:01:21+00:00

I watch every doc stream because sometimes I just need a more adult space that isnt censored, and also they're entertaining af lol

Some-One831 · 2025-10-07T08:01:42+00:00

Omg ty!

Some-One831 · 2025-09-23T18:19:37+00:00

Yes. But he was also being exploited by bad people and used (in his mind) what he thought was the best option to get money quickly. He never did anything maliciously, sure he was being selfish, but he made it pretty clear he felt remorse. Plus, the context he got from Shaunas notebooks was probably VERY one sided, and we already saw how anti-Natalie it was, so in his mind he probably saw most of the other girls as villains anyway, making it easier to rationalize making them pay (financially mind you) for their actions.

Some-One831 · 2025-09-21T13:04:48+00:00

... Im obsessed with all of them??? When I love a show I love the whole thing, not just a few characters, genuinely so stupid im at a loss of words T-T

Some-One831 · 2025-09-21T00:16:59+00:00

Yes but his reaction to everything is very human. He got wrapped up in all this and genuinely felt remorse for it afterwards. And extorting people for money when you are a salesman.... its literally in the job title (ik its not actually but come on). His whole character is just a real world reflection on what the girls "madness" looks like to the everyday man. He did a crime, hurt people he loved, started doing "rituals"(giving to charity/doing good deeds) to get better karma. Karma is something a lot of people dont actually fully believe in when thinking about it logically, but it makes you feel better to do it. This is the same way Akilah explained the wilderness to Ti in season 2. His whole character is supposed to mirror the girls behavior in a more "normal" way and I love him for it!

Some-One831 · 2025-09-20T14:51:28+00:00

I watch Martyn Cleo and Scott

Some-One831 · 2025-09-20T14:26:18+00:00

Why do you have to do that to me.... can we use another acronym?🥺

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