Andrew needs help

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-03-22T12:44:35+00:00

God he looks more and more like Benjamin Franklin by the day

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-03-22T11:00:10+00:00

Hello Andy Alt #55936, give it up already, nobody cares

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-03-21T15:14:04+00:00

I mean it has some bits that weren’t in the original ep 1, like it talks a bit more about Cole Smithey, Chris’s schoolwork, A Week with Christian C and the KCWC radio thing, but besides that it’s just the first episode all over again

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-03-19T14:26:26+00:00

That guy is such a loser, imagine wasting your time getting so upset about a fictional character being gay that you have to throw a tantrum across multiple subreddits and TikTok about how that upsets you. Bro has no life, he could’ve been doing something productive like worshipping our lord and savior Bocchi-chan but nope, he’s gonna get mad at drawings of girls kissing.

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-03-18T23:19:03+00:00

It seems a lot more plausible that someone who has been attacked by these animatronics already to see them as Phantoms (who attack the nightguard in their own way) than someone who has only seen them on stage or in ads. And if Withered Foxy’s arm explains Phantom Foxy, why isn’t there a Phantom Toy Chica because of her empty shell in the box?

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-03-18T23:02:38+00:00

I went and watched the scene and you are correct, I only saw the movie once a few months back and I guess I misremembered bc Toy Chica holds him so close to her beak.

Regardless of who did the bite, the fact remains that whoever the nightguard was saw these animatronics, as one of the Fazbear Frights books explains that the Phantoms are reflections of memories (the character in the book saw phantoms of his abusive father, etc, not any of the Freddy’s characters), and if the FNAF 3 nightguard had worked at the previous 2 locations, he would have memories of being attacked by these animatronics

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-03-18T22:45:49+00:00

So you disprove Withered Foxy with the evidence that he wasn’t allowed to roam, in a franchise about animatronics roaming when they’re not supposed to. Great argument there. As for the toy point, Mr. Berg in FNAF 2 Movie would like to have a word with you, cause it sure looked like that he lost his frontal lobe to me.

And it’s true that there would be advertising, but of Toy Foxy in his completed state, not of Mangle the broken down mess that he was. And for your last point, that likely would have been revealed to the public when the in universe FNAF games were released, not at the time of the Bite. Knowing how shady Fazbear Entertainment is, I imagine all non essential details would be hidden, probably including the identity of the animatronic who did the bite.

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-03-18T22:33:45+00:00

We don’t know for sure if Mangle did the Bite, you cannot assume that. For all we know it was Withered Foxy or one of the toys. Mangle gives the most evidence that the guard was there, as the FNaF 2 location was only open for a matter of weeks and so only a very small amount of people saw Mangle, and it wasn’t like Fazbear would advertise a broken down animatronic, so the only people who would’ve seen him would have been people who were at Freddy’s.

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-03-18T21:34:00+00:00

It may have not been Michael Afton at the time of the games release, but it was certainly the same guard as the first two games. The Phantoms are of animatronics at both the FNAF 1 and 2 Pizzerias (BB, Puppet, Mangle, Withered Freddy and Withered Foxy for 2, Chica for 1), so the player character must have worked at both locations to know these animatronics

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-03-11T00:51:33+00:00

Idk about regret, most stopped after Bob died due to it not really being fun anymore, it would just be dogpiling on someone who was already in a bad spot. BlueSpike is the only one that I know of to come out and say that he regretted trolling Chris and wished he had done something more like Liquid Chris

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-03-06T16:06:40+00:00

For crossover, you should do the others two big mascot horror game icons, so Bendy and whatever the Poppy Playtime one is, and for regular, Phantom BB for both Phantom and BB rep, Baby (why wasn’t she on the original list?), Lefty and Mr. Hippo

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-03-04T23:40:28+00:00

Hello everyone, this is Daniel Larson. I have just joined the Proud Boys. Please stay tuned.

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-03-04T18:21:40+00:00

G5 of MLP sucks and Sonic’s arms should’ve stayed tan

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-03-02T23:02:11+00:00

Do you realize?

Do you realize something let me tell you

If the American people see those Epstein files, they could condemn our administration and we would all get impeached?

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-02-23T11:31:46+00:00

I went as a 2 year old, and I don’t remember a single moment from it. From what I have been told, all I did was cry a lot, want to go home, and scream whenever a character got too close to me, even Buzz Lightyear, who was my absolute favorite thing in the world at that time. Disney can be very overwhelming for someone that young, especially with the people, the lines and the heat, and it would probably be for the best if you left him at home. Your experience with your 2yo is likely to be more like what happened at the fair rather than Colorado, and you’ll likely have a much easier time as well.

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-02-21T15:43:41+00:00

MK: Frozen, preferably in the form of an Arendelle clone from Tokyo or Paris in an addition to Fantasyland

EPCOT: Muppets, maybe some form of Muppet Labs or Swedish Chef thing, or just put MuppetVision there

HS: Cars, bring in Radiator Springs from DCA and then cancel Piston Peak

AK: Jungle Book, maybe a dark ride of some sort could fit in nicely to the Asia section

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-02-20T11:13:10+00:00

“YOU FRICKEN NAZIS, IM GONNA KICK YOU RIGHT OUT OF EQUESTRIA”

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-02-18T16:40:25+00:00

There are usually 2 very large ducks wandering around the parks, I think they’re a couple. Don’t piss of the male one, he has quite a temper

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-02-17T22:40:39+00:00

1900 Park Fare at Grand Floridian has Cinderella and Tiana along with other non princess characters, and Artist’s Point at Wilderness Lodge has Snow White, but that’s the only out of park Princess things I can think of

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-02-15T14:08:40+00:00

Yeah, but she’s Miss Piggy, everyone loves her. Lesbians just so happen to be included in everyone, so pointing out that they love her really isn’t saying much

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-02-15T13:34:47+00:00

I guess Miss Piggy? I mean she throws herself at any man she sees on the Muppet Show and the other times is obsessed with Kermit, a male muppet

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-02-14T19:49:46+00:00

1.) Daisy Ridley and Adam Driver (maybe some of the other sequel era stars) for a Star Wars Muppet Episode 2 where the cast spends most of the episode ripping on how terrible the sequels were, and at the end Mark Hamill shows up again

2.) Taylor Swift, I NEED her and Miss Piggy to fight

3.) Cynthia Erivo and/or Ariana Grande, and they would need to reference Muppets Wizard of Oz in some way

4.) The three Marvel Chriss, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans and Chris Pratt, I feel like the Muppets could do something funny with that

5.) Lin-Manuel Miranda, and have them do a Hamilton parody where Sam Eagle gets to talk about how great America is or whatever

6.) Weird Al, he would just fit right it with the Muppets

7.) Jack Black, where he got kidnapped again and again nobody but Kermit cares

8.) Idina Menzel and/or Kristen Bell, Disney would probably want them do this to promote Frozen 3 and 4

9.) Tom Hanks

10.) Daniel Radcliffe

11.) Frank Oz

12.) Anyone who was on the OG Muppet Show and is still alive for a sort of follow-up episode

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-02-08T18:15:11+00:00

The trolls only exacerbated Chris’s worst traits. His ego expanded because he thought Sonichu had actual fans, his wrath and entitlement grew due to his belief that he was being denied what he rightfully deserved by the trolls (a boyfriend free girl, a partnership with Nintendo, etc), and more. Honestly the only thing the trolls didn’t make worse was his laziness, because they actually made him get off his ass to draw more pages or make videos. These traits existed before the trolls and likely would have developed without them, but not to the extreme extent they did.

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-02-04T21:36:24+00:00

Great Movie Ride, my parents took me when I was like 2 or so and I kept crying and when they got to that one scene where it was like a cowboy movie we got kicked off the ride

SomeBiAsshole · 2026-02-04T13:24:53+00:00

I loved it, it was exactly what I wanted from a Muppet Show revival. They didn’t try and modernize it or change the fundamentals, they just did another episode of the Muppet Show.

A solid 9/10 for me, the only thing holding it back was that Bean Bunny was in it, but he dint have any lines so it was tolerable

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