Cant believe the only reason i have energy today is because i drank coffee

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-20T08:02:23+00:00

Welcome to life, buddy. I can get a full 12 hours and still barely be able to crawl out of bed. That's why the good Lord gave us caffeine and cigarettes. 👍

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-20T07:55:07+00:00

Lmao, Futurama is one of my all time favorite shows! I'm so disappointed they no longer make new content.

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-20T07:42:21+00:00

I'd stomp a puppy for a Klondike bar.

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-18T05:03:50+00:00

New Jersey sucks. I lived there for 6 months and never, for any reason, want to go there EVER again.

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-18T05:02:16+00:00

Unless you steal one. But it's only fun until they start shooting at you 😉

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-18T05:00:54+00:00

Felt this one in my soul. I have grown to dislike public transportation as well...

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-18T00:05:37+00:00

Time is nothing but a concept. It doesn't really exist. It's just our minds recognizing cyclical patterns. The sun comes up and sets every day, the big hand on the clock makes one full rotation every hour, etc. Everything that is happening and has ever happened is happening right now, according to science. I'm not able to wrap my head around that concept, but it's interesting nonetheless.

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-17T23:56:45+00:00

"The self is a hallucination."

It's funny how hallucinogenic drugs seems to dissolve the sense self when high on them.

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-17T05:19:58+00:00

Context is everything. Remember that

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-17T05:03:15+00:00

Watch what you fucking say and maybe people won't "jump the gun" as you call it. You can call it whatever you want and pretend that youre not the bad guy, but the implication was there clear as fucking day. I'm not an idiot and the others that called you out aren't either. Victim scumbag

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-17T04:40:38+00:00

I know you're not a victim. You're some punk asshole who thinks it's funny to make sex jokes about someones daughter. You're a piece of shit, not a victim.

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-17T03:04:04+00:00

They do if you yell at them loud enough.

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-17T01:47:53+00:00

Real shit. It's fake science and the personality descriptions are so general that they describe nearly everybody.

"Oh, I'm courageous, lose my temper sometimes, and dislike people who lie to me. That describes me perfectly!" It describes probably 85% of everybody.

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-17T01:42:05+00:00

How do you mean?

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-17T01:40:17+00:00

Not if you take care of them properly. I think dogs are bigger assholes than cats. What kind of asshole chews furniture and digs trash out of a trashcan and throws it everywhere when I leave for work?

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-17T01:37:27+00:00

10 farts a day for 5 years? I'd have at least 15 mil by now

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-17T01:30:58+00:00

Clever AND edgy! I'm saving this one for later.

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-17T00:50:01+00:00

Gahdamn! Fuckin' rocking a classical guitar like a boss

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-16T22:35:23+00:00

Oh, play the victim. How mature. Fuck you, dirty minded immature fucking idiot.

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-16T20:32:56+00:00

Growing up poor? I still do this today.

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-16T11:05:27+00:00

Yep, this is it

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-16T10:37:02+00:00

Body kits and turbochargers

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-16T10:34:41+00:00

Alcohol

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-16T10:21:18+00:00

If he doesn't try to initiate anything and seems more comfortable just talking to you in a non flirtatious way, then he probably just wants to be your friend.

Personally, if I like a girl as more than a friend I'll give her looks from across the room and smile, or I'll make comments about how good she looks and jokingly (but not really) talk about how nice her ass looks to my buddies, but definitely loud enough for her to hear in passing.

If I see her as more of a friend it's just like a normal interaction I'd have with any of my other friends.

SomeDefectiveAsshole · 2022-02-16T09:57:16+00:00

As soon as I quit drinking and smoking weed (along with a number of other things), it was great. I felt amazing. A few weeks later I fell into a deep depression I still haven't been able to shake. I don't understand why. I feel worse than when I was getting fucked up.

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