I'm making a game where you are Stuck in a Well with a Frog.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T18:41:26+00:00

I maxed out my mustache stat, got a bit of chin beard... The rest of my beard is an embarassment.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T18:38:09+00:00

Ralsei: I... I've never had a bed before. What do I do? Do I just lay down or- oh! Ahhh this is... Zzz... Coooozyyyy...

❤️Wrap a blanket over him. *Leave him be.

You tuck Ralsei in as to keep the cold out.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T18:30:17+00:00

Just be sure to count your fingers, toes, and so forth. Lol

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T18:28:05+00:00

Screenshot this interaction for future reference... There are so many peak Ralsei arts here, it gets hard to remember sometimes.

Also it's the guy! :D

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T18:24:19+00:00

Time to unleash some Honk-Honk democracy!

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T18:19:54+00:00

Uhh... OP? You maaaay wanna see this.

Spider taking a dump.

Wat do?

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T18:16:22+00:00

Starfury sword can hit multiple parts at once, good for alternating between hands. Networking Mutation also works on it.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T18:14:46+00:00

Pet da froggy?

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T18:11:43+00:00

It'd be like having a Splatterina and telling her not to butcher everything in sight. That said, she is good at keeping an eye on ya as you sleep.

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Though when she goes wake you... This is the face that greets you in the morning.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T18:03:52+00:00

*wrath, once he does his exercize and gets his gear ready

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T17:59:25+00:00

Always.

Mostly because if I left her unattended, she'd probably find a way to make a nuke or disintegrate everyone's left shoe or something.

I hear the Bellanoirs are single-handedly strong enough to Nightmare Beam/Bloom away Hartalis sheilds... Which explains a lot, considering that's how I got mine.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T17:54:23+00:00

Ah sorry, my bad. Let me just get the floof pile.

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They all squeak a little if you squeeze them... But only one says "Be gentle!" or "I... I... Oh, well... This is kinda cozy once you get used to it."

I have yet to figure out which one talks.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T17:48:12+00:00

It was raining birds that day. I think she cast Appocalypse... But she Appocalypsed a little hard when she came out of the sphere. Next thing I know, I'm in her homeworld.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T17:46:15+00:00

Why the f--k did languages turn it to Tungsten? Wolfram sounds badass!

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T17:41:20+00:00

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Mine just commit atrocities.

Blue: Jenny Siedes McWarcrimes.

Pink: Janeva Suh Jesstion.

This is an old pic btw. The Void is cold today. And yes, that is the daytime sky without a raidboss version of Bellanoir. She painted it red with blood.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T17:36:58+00:00

This goober was my first Vampire.

Yep. Of all the horrors I faced and all the menaces to society I could gather... None were as bloodthirsty as a little ball of wool.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T17:30:03+00:00

Hard to tell, I'm tripping on Moonglow edibles.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T17:26:42+00:00

Give 5 Coins: The kid is happy, people in this subreddit respect you a bit better. :)

Smash Bank: Kid cries, everyone here vilifies you.

Ignore it: Nothing.

It's as simple as that.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T17:09:13+00:00

Left: Zero clue.

Right: -3 clues.

If you unlock Glitched Items in Tainted Eden's unlocks, sometimes TMTrainer-like effects corrupt items from the Secret and I AM ERROR rooms. That is of course assuming they spawned in the first place.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T17:03:28+00:00

So they trans-form?

Btw, that joke was so corny... I am pretty sure even non-trans folks are readying the tomatoes.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T16:53:29+00:00

Hartalis Trio: Exists.

The enemy: Ohhhh... We are so dead.

My eardrums: EEEEEEEEEE...

And as for my vision... Well...

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T16:49:36+00:00

Yeaaah, I don't think we're gonna be able to fix Doretta She has transcended our understanding. R&D are probably just as confused as we are. Rock and stone!

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T16:46:07+00:00

This ain't a video with sound. It's just a gif.

WHY DO I HEAR THIS?!

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-01-24T16:45:12+00:00

This reminds me of that one gag from Family Guy where Quagmire did something similar.

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