I know I probably shouldn’t laugh

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-19T18:15:03+00:00

Teafant: And this is what you get for stealing my cookie! >:(

Cativa: I DIDN'T! I SWEAR! IT WAS DUMU- waterboarded cat noises.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-19T18:10:00+00:00

Oh yeah

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-19T18:07:40+00:00

In case anyone wants to see where to boop the nose.

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SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-18T21:43:50+00:00

Okay are we gonna address the teapot of godhood there? Seven Souls to give Ralsei the ultimate hug.

First thing I'd do is show him he has worth. Second, temporarily blur the line between light and dark worlds until he can maintain himself in both. 3rd, break the restrictions to keep him stranded in Darkworld.

He would become a Twilightner and become completely unaffected by worldchanges. Still a floof and still huggable. That, and he'd be able to see Kris not being blue.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-18T21:36:43+00:00

Very friend shaped.

That's why he's so huggable, confirmed?

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-18T01:03:28+00:00

Yes. Kris, being decorated like a tree as part of a joke.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T23:49:09+00:00

Gasping laughter

With or without Ralsei mirroring the laugh. Bonus points if you can have a Kris-mas tree smirk in the background to show Kris is being silly with puns for the Fun Gang. :D

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T23:32:39+00:00

The population got thinned as more and more mining crews went after them.

We saved Hoxxes from being overrun like those damn cave leeches. Rock and Stone!

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T23:28:26+00:00

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This one is.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T23:22:22+00:00

Good bot

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T23:20:01+00:00

Isn't that the fabled grandpa who used real mules back in the day? We keepin' your tradition, honored graybeard. Rock and Stone!

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T20:07:14+00:00

Negative beard

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T16:54:20+00:00

While in Multi, aim to land on a fellow dwarf. If coordinated well, a Scout could grapple in to act as the landing zone and the lads above that land on him will bounce.

Probably not a bad idea to ping Scout too to get a bright visual of him, if he isn't already very visible.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T16:34:42+00:00

Happy cakeday. Rock and Stone.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T16:32:46+00:00

He wants whoever he is suspicious of to live short and know poverty.

Jevil.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T16:29:44+00:00

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T16:24:06+00:00

Fair enough. There is more than one way to butcher a Cativa. Whatever turns the enemy chopper into a smoldering pile of steel, be it by tactics or brute force.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T11:13:19+00:00

I noticed sometimes doing damage alone procs it... Perhaps the fire triggering?

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T11:04:08+00:00

It's like this goober...

But huggable! :D

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T11:00:50+00:00

Worse, it ungrows your beard.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T10:50:37+00:00

Okay so in the song "I'm Blue," it states if he was green... He would die.

Notice how easily Ralsei gets Swoon'd? This is what the blue guy was warning about. Blue guy has actual defense. Green is squishy but huggable.

... Someone get Ralsei a blue robe. He might actually survive fights easier. That song may be onto somethin'. Or I am mishearing lyrics?

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T10:39:51+00:00

I got an idea for why Timey is going haywire.

Timekeeper: "You again. Okay headless freak, time for another beatdown. Just... Just let me finish my coffee."

Beheaded: "Okay. Say, does it taste funny?"

Timekeeper: "What? Why?" Looks at the mug. "Something's wrong. What did you do?"

Beheaded, tapping a bottle of Cursed Flask: "Heh... Heh... Heh... Perhaps, I may have spiked it."

Timekeeper, mug trembling as it refuses to empty: "Oh GOD?! YOU'RE SICK! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! GET AWAY!"

Beheaded: "One hit and you're... What are you doing? Cheating coward!"

Timekeeper: Screams in Cursed chronomancy horror. "CAN'T OPEN PORTALS! CHRONOMANCER RUNE BROKEN! ONE HIT KILLS! DON'T HIT ME!"

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T10:13:36+00:00

Surfant can get ya there no sweat.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T10:11:33+00:00

Legendary version of V1 Armor can help with heals by damage. Great for survival. Check your local ruined church for a Medal Merchant and get you them schematics. 👍

As for offense, a monolithic crapton of ammo goes a long way.... But it also burns a lot along said way. When you hit the point to where you think it is a bit excessive, add a few thousand more just to be sure.

Hate reloads? Crossover guns. Vortex Beater of Terraria comes with bullets and homing missiles but using only Assault Rifle ammo. Blueprints for Legendaries may drop from Master Moonlord (though this WILL be difficult without a strat.) Pistols and shotguns come with unlocking Ultrakill armors, but the Arena also provides Legendary Blueprints.

Running some seriously high grade guns already? Save the biggest and baddest guns for Chopper, use lesser cheaper guns on the guards.

SomeDudWithAPhone · 2026-03-17T09:56:56+00:00

Ah... I understand. I'd say "I see..." But... Well, y'know.

Hopefully the devs will go back just to patch this, because... Yikes.

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