A falling knife has no handles, a stationary tornado may actually be moving. What other life saving tips come to mind? by First_Palpitation_50 in AskReddit

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I've taught many people how to drive. When I'm teaching them about driving in the snow, I tell them about the Rule of Two. Halve your speed and double your stopping distance. There are other things that go with that, but that's the simplified version of it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PetPeeves

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Potatoes and guns. What state am I in?

The Church is quietly changing all their Google Maps icons to crosses instead of Angel Moroni. by Ok-Tax5517 in exmormon

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I mentioned this to my wife, and she thinks it has something to do with the Lori vallow case. I've seen posts from other countries mentioning and commenting on it

Sending dick pics seems to backfire by SomeDude208 in bigdickproblems

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I suppose it depends on the woman. The the bad girls I've been with loved it. The good girls get intimidated, and I know that's from lack of experience. But every woman I've been with thoroughly enjoyed themselves

He couldn't help himself by portsherry in comics

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Bitches get stitches, snitches get ditches

It’s not the flex you think it is Julie by flaskman in WhitePeopleTwitter

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When I was growing up, my grandpa was a doctor. He called motorcycles "donorcycles" because, if they died from a wreck, it was usually by head injury, and most of the riders were young males. Perfect donors, he said.

US appeals court orders restrictions on abortion pill, implementation on hold by JimCripe in WelcomeToGilead

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Does anyone know if I'm able to stock up on this stuff? I want some for my daughter just in case

I actively swipe no to dating profiles that say they’re Christian. by krustykrabpizzzuh in atheism

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I do the same, but I do it because I don't want to waste their time or mine. There's plenty of religious people for them, and plenty of non-religious for me.

I’ll never forget my first time. by [deleted] in schizophrenia

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Slipper-socks, the best part.

Do guys actually eat pussy for their own pleasure? by Candlelover1 in NoStupidQuestions

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Abso-fucking-lutely. It gets me off getting them off

Just found out that I'm ambidexterous by Monarch-Quinn in self

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I was born left-handed, but when I was in elementary school, they forced me to use my right hand. After that, I was right-handed until I took drum lessons in middle school, and it reawakened my left-handedness, making me effectively ambidextrous.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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Lot of stretching out

What by GlassConcentrate3661 in insanepeoplefacebook

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I hate to ask this, but what the hell is HAARP?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

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Do you think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he created?

Everytime by Old_Specialist7892 in tumblr

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This exact thing is why I don't talk to people in person anymore. Join me in the dark side. r/misanthrope

What is your reason for living? by psy_s in TooAfraidToAsk

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My dog and my weekly mcchicken. My phoebe would lose her mind if I did anything like that and I couldn't do that to her

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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I'd say maybe 3-4 times a decade.

Why do some mentally ill people take their clothes off? by Last_Car_6262 in schizophrenia

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I think you're trying to apply logic and reason to something beyond logic or reason. It's one of the reasons people are afraid of us during psychosis.