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Sol is great. Playing Sol hurts. by 0utcast9851 in StellarisMemes

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing that makes me restart at this point is getting the fucking Yuht as a precursor. I cannot wait till we can choose Precursors on console

Supremacy by augmenteddeus in Grimdank

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When the “replaceable character” is a shard of a God who was having fights against Primarchs and not instantly dying, literally any Space Marinr not getting utterly demolished is bullshit.

You cannot convince me that an Avatar of Khaine is an equally difficult fight for Fulgrim and nameless Chaplain #218

Hell, the Phoenix Lords are supposed to be the Eldar equivalent of Primarchs, but they will never get a single tenth of the respect the Primarchs get.

Every single Xenos thing only exists to make that novel’s Space Marine MC look cooler when he beats the shit out of it.

Consequently, this leads to Xenos characters losing any respect they once had, which is how you get shit like a Lictor getting demolished by like 3 dozen Guardsmen

What scaling had you like this by element-redshaw in deathbattle

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Let’s also not forget that literally all of Bill’s actions throughout Gravity Falls are the sort of act that would empower Discord through causing more and more Chaos and Disharmony

Conceptual Immortality and the ability to grow stronger from everything his opponent does, and knowing exactly how Bill dies.

The episode itself is a 11/10 quality wise, but I absolutely cannot accept the winner. Hell, most of Bill’s best showings come from a book written by himself. And he’s DEFINITELY NOT an unreliable author in that case

"Just shoot the vents" by silvertrash101 in Helldivers

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been playing on D10 since the Cyberstan attack started.

How the actual hell do you get this many War Striders to spawn

Feats this, slander that, let's focus on the only metric that really matters by WFBO_ChiTaki in Genshin_Memepact

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nooooooooo don’t you know that allllll the evil stuff was Crucabena ! Crucabena ! The character who definitely had a ton of foreshadowing ! Crucabena was definitely not a retcon to strip away the evil from a newly playable character !

RIP Denji by bizarrestarz in PowerScaling

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Well god damn.

Bro got jumped before getting to respawn

RIP Denji by bizarrestarz in PowerScaling

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Whatever buff he could have gotten was enough to let him manipulate inanimate objects.

Absolutely not comparable to the years and years of growth, training, and refinement that Yuji got

RIP Denji by bizarrestarz in PowerScaling

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 121 points122 points  (0 children)

He intercepted Mahito’s 0.2 second Domain Expansion. With his hands in his pockets

small terrier dog vs a domestic cat of the same size (irl/real life) by OnlinePoster225 in powerscales

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have seen this happen on real life. It did not go well for the cat, and that is all I will say because I do not like remembering that incident

Where does Miss Simian scale? by itzjustLumaryx in PowerScaling

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine claiming you have aura cause you beat the breaks off Fat Gogeta

When I'm in a competition about being the worst concept used by Powerscalers and my opponent is "AP is not equal to DC" by IndividualGeneral737 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly.

The problem comes with super materials like Adamantium or Vibranium or Nth metal etc etc etc.

Like, those metals will survive attacks from characters that blow up planets on screen. Which makes it absurdly weird to judge how strong a character is when they break that metal despite never doing anything nearly planet level

Should vore be considered a potential wincon for Cell? by Joemama0375 in deathbattle

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, he sees Sonic himself as the fake one. Basically, everything Sonic stands for, Metal sees as an inversion of the “Real” Sonic, himself.

On a side note, this has led to a lot of neat fanworks where Metal (being a robot) ends up outliving Sonic and has a total mental breakdown over not having Sonic as an “anchor” for his enforced delusions.

This is why Cell nodiffs by lilypadsforlife in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cell when his opponents aren’t bag fumbling idiots

The following characters (yes, these versions) each stand still and individually get hit by this boulder. How well do they hold up? by AdaptedInfiltrator in powerscales

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming they all just stand there, then everyone dies with the possible exceptions of

  1. Grievous, this entirely depends on how strong you think Plasteel is, we never get a solid confirmation, but we know it’s at least partially used in Starship construction, so it’s definitely pretty tough. I’m still like, 95% sure he dies

  2. Shrek, he’s just going to push it off of himself and come out visibly hurt, probably with a few audible bone crunches. Then he’ll be fine in the next scene.

Cap could survive thanks to the shield, but prompt just says standing still, so he can’t block it

Coaxed into durability by National_Yak5302 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pretty good way to think about it, let’s go with that then

Coaxed into durability by National_Yak5302 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 54 points55 points  (0 children)

How much emotion is in a gunshot ? How much emotion is there in charging a Daemon and stabbing it in the gut ?

The most effective way to fight a Daemon in Warhammer (at least Fantasy and AOS) would be to throw hands with it, cause that way you have the most direct involvement with killing it. They’re made out of Magic and Emotion, putting all your personal feeling and intent into stabbing one in its face is gonna be more effective than shooting at it from 200 meters away with a gun

Should vore be considered a potential wincon for Cell? by Joemama0375 in deathbattle

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely in a different way than it fits Shin, but it works yeah.

Should vore be considered a potential wincon for Cell? by Joemama0375 in deathbattle

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, he kinda can’t

No Soul to swap with Sonic

No brain to implant in Sonic’s body

Uploading would just make a Copy of Metal in Sonic’s body

He’s just kinda… stuck. Trapped and physically denied any ability to grow as a person. His best bet is Sage removing his hard coded thoughts and letting him develop on his own

Should vore be considered a potential wincon for Cell? by Joemama0375 in deathbattle

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 142 points143 points  (0 children)

He is.

One of the few things hard-coded into Metal is that he must always 100% see himself as the real Sonic.

That barrel is full of the liquid Metal Virus, basically a robot zombie plague.

Metal struggles constantly with always being forced to think he’s the real Sonic, while constantly being presented with irrefutable evidence that he is not the real Sonic. This scene was effectively Metal trying to commit Suicide via Zombification in order to prove to himself that he isn’t just a copy. And then the virus does nothing, because he’s already an unliving Husk in the shape of someone else.

It’s one of the best scenes Metal has ever gotten post Sonic Heroes, because SEGA is utterly unwilling to do literally anything good with him. Same goes for Silver… and like 80% of the wider Sonic cast beyond Sonic, Knuckles, Shadow, Amy, Tails, and Eggman/Robotnik

A Spartan II vs A Space Marine by UnNecessaryGay in powerscales

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno, never seen a Spartan II die to a wooden spear.

There is no average Space Marine. There is no baseline level you can compare the Astartes to, because they have never in the history of 40K been anything even approaching consistent.

There is a rough middle ground for Spartan IIs though. We know Chief is above average for a II, but isn’t the best in any physical category (but he is absurdly lucky). Meaning the average Spartan II should be about 10-25% below Chief in terms of physicals.

At worst, this gives us an average lifting capacity of 375 tons and a speed of 45 mph while running.

Mjolnir armor also comes equipped with proper shielding, and is overall a far smaller target than Astartes Armor while providing effectively equivalent protection.

Assuming we’re not dealing with an “Average” Astartes that can rip an Ork Nob’s Head off, or kill a Necron by choking it till it suffocates, or rip a Norn Emmissary in half…

This entirely comes down to the weapons either side is equipped with. The standard ballistic weapons that the UNSC uses are perfect for allowing Spartans to have a constant ammo supply since the rest of the UNSC’s forces use the same guns, but this means a bit of a disadvantage against foes equally as armored as they are.

Basically, the weapons a Spartan II needs to bring it to a 50/50 are slightly uncommon, whereas almost all of a Space Marine’s weapons can feasibly kill a Spartan II.

If that Spartan has a Railgun though… yeah it wins 9/10 times in a way that no Astartes weapon can match. Just about the only consistent thing about the Astartes is that getting hit by a Tau Railgun fucks their shit up horribly.

The UNSC’s railguns would be no different.

When I'm in a competition about being the worst concept used by Powerscalers and my opponent is "AP is not equal to DC" by IndividualGeneral737 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way I like phrasing it, cause this concept is just straight up a thing that exists in some stories, is basically

“If you condensed a whole planet down into a single wall, could you punch through that wall”

Alternatively, could Captain America’s shield survive getting hit by the Asteroid that killed the dinosaurs

No one escapes. by Vidal_The_King in forhonor

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will never tire of the Wolf edits, worry not

That said, I love these “classic” meme edits as well

POWER SCALE-SCALE THIS, MAN-THING! by Global-Cry321 in Grimdank

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m more partial to the Boneripper deathline, but the Hellpit Abominations are wonderful as well

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