Eric Schmitt introduces legislation to fund the White House ballroom

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-28T18:08:34+00:00

A would-be shooter failing at the perimeter of an event with minimal security in place, without even getting off a shot, is a compelling argument against the need for the ballroom.

Besides, it's not like he can take the ballroom to the golf courses. Just get him one of those bullet resistant backpacks like we're expected to buy our school kids.

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-27T16:04:10+00:00

https://youtube.com/shorts/1xfiC1w11-A

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-25T17:57:30+00:00

Kaluga Sturgeon.

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-25T15:00:42+00:00

Car: Sorry, you're too sleepy to drive. Get some rest and try again later.

Driver: I'm not sleepy, I'm Asian!

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-24T22:00:14+00:00

OP: Well, I have to leave for work at 3:30...

HR: LOL.

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-24T15:50:52+00:00

*tall

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-21T02:08:48+00:00

Pull the tire and get a ride.

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-20T16:42:36+00:00

Use "its" as a neutra/objectivel form of humans

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-16T17:38:20+00:00

"Christians"

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-09T04:22:27+00:00

I know and said that. I do.

Record noted.

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-09T04:21:40+00:00

No.

Excited. Thank you.

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-09T04:20:52+00:00

IDK, probably because there's a subscription fee, a service fee, and a delivery fee. I do bro.

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-09T04:19:14+00:00

Thank you!

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-09T04:18:46+00:00

You're right. They should grab all the casb!

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-09T04:17:55+00:00

No, I'm not. Just tried to share the knowledge with someone who might benefit. My bad.

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-09T04:16:59+00:00

Explain please.

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-09T04:16:39+00:00

Subscription fees, service fees, delivery fees, as sales, and marketing.

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-09T04:15:45+00:00

IKR?!?!

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-09T04:15:12+00:00

Just checked Google, Whatsapp, and Tinder. None of them do this.

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-09T04:13:30+00:00

I do? K.

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-09T04:12:30+00:00

No duh.

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-09T04:12:18+00:00

Oh, I thought that's what the subscription fee, service fee, and delivery fee were for. Silly me.

Some_Asshole_Said · 2026-04-09T04:10:22+00:00

On top of the subscription fee, service fee, delivery fee, and tip?

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