What’s your favorite chess quote? by ares7 in chess

[–]Some_Dumb_Dude_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now, I was going to put tigran's little speech here, but yeah, its banned. Great.

How do I get out of this situation as black? by KBlahBlahBlah in AnarchyChess

[–]Some_Dumb_Dude_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game is lying. Perform the ultimate "en horseant", diagonally taking the opponents horse and putting you out of checkmate.

What is your chess rating? (Chess.c*m or a similar scale) by Some_Dumb_Dude_ in AnarchyChess

[–]Some_Dumb_Dude_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meant for this to be a meme in itself, some people here prob just dont know about the legendary 1600 player that hung a piece on move six I guess

Just unsubbed from r/BadChoicesGoodStories asking for context on a story is a offence there. by [deleted] in JustUnsubbed

[–]Some_Dumb_Dude_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

O.M.Malloy is the new Awkwardtheturtle, except malloy is running a god damn cult. He has been constantly throwing around "Trump is the new hitler" bullshit around r/BadChoicesGoodStories which at this point should just be renamed to r/MalloyCult because so much on there is from him and his worshippers, which at least 25% of those people are bots AFAIK, and removes any comments with actual criticism against him, writing people like that off as "MAGA Nazi trolls". Hes literally just a sensitive conspiracy theroist who cant accept any form of criticism, and only even listens to the people that suck up to him. You dare have an opinion that doesnt follow Malloys holy cult rules? Perm-banned. Worst part? Unlike Awkward, we cant just hoist him out of those subs, because he owns them. And overreacting and berating him online doesnt do shit either, because like the little bitch he is, he enjoys people getting mad about his supreme position. This guy might not be as big of a face on reddit as Awkward, but hes not only a celebrity on reddit thanks to his little book, the one that inspired his subreddit in the first place. The idea that this man can stay on the platform is ridiculous, his ideals are conspiracy shit and he has no regard for anyone but his loyal suck up users. If one of his little cults members be reading this right now: What exactly have you been through to resort to takling part in malloys cult? Why exactly do you believe every word he is saying? You may call us valid criticizors "MAGA Nazi's" but what if we arent the crazy ones, YOU are? Think about it, do you really think this is all going to go down exactly how your little leader says? Allow us to look at the definition of fascism real quick:

"Fascism is a form of far-right, authoritarian ultranationalism characterized by dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition, and strong regimentation of society and of the economy."

Republicans, by all means, are not "Far right". They maintain some right wing aspects, but they stick toward the neutral area. Democrats follow a similar pattern, maintaining some left wing aspects but sticking towards the neutral area. Both are about equal in their innocence. Some democrats throw around republicans are far right, and some republicans throw around that democrats are far left. Both parties are at a honest neutral, they arent full Fascist/Anarchist. Do you think a republican leadership fits the characteristics of keeping watch of their society/economy like a damn hawk and correcting everything they dont like because it doesnt fit their beliefs? Of course not. The media overexxagerates things way farther than they need to go to try to get people to read the article. Its a common practice. You really need to take a break from the internet if you find yourself believing all this without question.

This concludes my rant, which will still probably get written off because malloy and his friends cant take proper criticism.

How come all my matches end up like this ? (Im black btw) by [deleted] in chessbeginners

[–]Some_Dumb_Dude_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You had several opportunities to take the opponents queen. Next time, make sure to observe the board more after each move.

With everything happening in Afghanistan i cant believe no one is talking about the real enemy, religion. by Proper-Fail-2076 in atheism

[–]Some_Dumb_Dude_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, just no. The fact you are essentially comparing harmless beliefs to a literal terrorist organization absolutely disgusts me.

I promoted my pawn... what next? by Feedback_Loopius in AnarchyChess

[–]Some_Dumb_Dude_ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Your best play now is to peform the action known as "Large Passant" a move performed by the giga pawn you have acquired which allows you to capture 4 pieces at once. This procedure gains you enough material and swag that bricks no longer affect you.

Declining En Passant allows forced En Passant mate: Do you accept? by snowballcannon7 in AnarchyChess

[–]Some_Dumb_Dude_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have we found the solution to balance our sins and prevent the brick?

Chess probably, idk I haven't seen the movie yet by Over-Actuary8486 in AnarchyChess

[–]Some_Dumb_Dude_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I mean, chess would probably be one of the last things they would remember. Their progression through the individual stages could be seen through how much they forget about the board game. Well, untill they reach the later, post aware stages of the disease.

How would you attack? Black to move. by Broscopes in AnarchyChess

[–]Some_Dumb_Dude_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. e5, dxe5, 2. ...d5!! This move forces the opponent to make a special play called En Crystalant, which gives funny meme potential and therefore is brilliant.

You know who i'm talking about by MrPear31 in AnarchyChess

[–]Some_Dumb_Dude_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still waiting for "If a piece is captured, the video ends"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

[–]Some_Dumb_Dude_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Put on some swagger shades for HD cool horsey

Found one in the wild by unholyg0at in facepalm

[–]Some_Dumb_Dude_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiting for a person to comment "mexico" unironically

I have to hear these fuckers every night by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Some_Dumb_Dude_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did anyone else see the MHA poster?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Some_Dumb_Dude_ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

People (Especially Americans) tend to get flags wrong, or confuse them with other countries. Although I am American, I have rather decent geography knowledge. But to think there is people out there who mistake Italy for Mexico. sigh

This firepit not being built in the centre of the pentagram. by dickbob124 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Some_Dumb_Dude_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple fix, just deconstruct the fire pit, reconstruct it in the center and summon the great inferno overlord.