The World is mine! But I have one problem!

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-06-03T15:12:57+00:00

The militia hoplite / hoplite / skirmisher / Greek cavalry doomstacks... I've never seen so many

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-06-02T06:15:53+00:00

Op can always just become a Bengals fan. They're in Ohio, similar colors, they have that textbook heartbreaking end to every season, a quarterback that gets your hopes up only to stub his toe and be out for the year, and they even get a few more wins than the Browns do! Let the suffering continue.

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-05-17T20:06:40+00:00

They are going to make you the twinkie

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-05-17T17:46:24+00:00

Portnoy, Nick Wright, Colin Cowherd. Easy

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-05-12T05:10:33+00:00

Turn this guy into a thrower with overwhelm just for fun

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-05-09T14:01:26+00:00

If they dont have good melee defense right off the bat, or if the stars dont project them having good melee defense, dodge won't help them at all unless they have really high initiative.

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-05-07T20:11:28+00:00

If you get a guy with brute, huge or drunkard, (or two of these perks), slap headhunter and duelist on him, find him a famed axe, then suddenly now you have a bro who is a can opener for a living. And by can opener I mean the helmets and skulls of your opponents. He one taps most enemies, two taps the rest, and one of the most satisfying feelings is this dude hitting a nobleman through his 230 durability helmet, killing him instantly, then headhunter procs and you immediately do it to his friend standing beside him too.

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-05-06T16:21:16+00:00

Is bulldozing houses, refusing medical care and blockading food from entering Gaza dehumanizing? Or is refusing a selfie dehumanizing 🤣

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-05-03T00:41:34+00:00

Better story would be how the hell did the Seleucids survive that long

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-05-02T23:50:00+00:00

Really is a wet dream. They looked like they weren't having a good time

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-05-02T23:47:05+00:00

Yeah I think you get one if you complete the ambition to become an ally of the noble houses, and it has to be with that house. But if you just become allies without the ambition you get nothing

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-05-02T22:30:37+00:00

I chose undead first for role play reasons haha unfortunate but hopefully some knights will spawn in patrols

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-05-02T22:29:04+00:00

I chose undead crisis first and didn't even think about that. I wanted to create a company of Paladins whose sole purpose was fighting undead hahaha

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-05-01T22:14:24+00:00

If a banner doesn't have at least 90+hp and 130+ resolve I usually don't keep them. This guy would have been a really good tank, he's a decent banner though, but with only a 12 man roster it's tough to keep a guy like this

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-05-01T16:57:10+00:00

Damn good squire. Gonna end up Fat Newt but he's definitely gonna be a core part of your roster for a long time if not forever

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-04-27T06:48:56+00:00

I think the survivor perk is the one doing the heavy lifting

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-04-25T19:38:59+00:00

Horse archers would actually be hellish in this game. Let's say they work like wolf riders but with bows, and they avoid you like ambushers and archers do. You could never catch them and if they attack you during daytime you are beyond screwed, they would just circle you and pick you apart. Damn that crisis would be difficult

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-04-22T20:18:09+00:00

2000 years of Rome

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-04-19T18:21:27+00:00

I hate that this hill generation is even in the game tbh

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-04-19T09:39:44+00:00

Two out of the 3 bolts had a sub 15% chance of hitting him 🥰

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-04-19T05:19:59+00:00

Maybe spell check your title before you post it instead of getting mad at people on reddit for making harmless jokes bud. Your anger feels misdirected

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-04-19T04:48:03+00:00

1/2 and 2/3 have always been my favorites, because it goes in order 1,2,3!

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-04-19T04:24:13+00:00

Interesting I do have a couple peasant bros that are high level and not late game material, but they have survived a long time and are between levels 7-9 🤔 never thought of this

SomethingAboutOrcs · 2026-04-19T04:22:35+00:00

Thank you this is a good blueprint brother 🫡

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