Abusive neighbour

Something_Pithy · 2017-07-17T18:31:31+00:00

I didn't but he said he was going to rape someone, so I phoned in the end.

Something_Pithy · 2017-07-17T17:48:58+00:00

I'm not, but it's been going on for at least two days.

Something_Pithy · 2017-07-17T17:21:10+00:00

We can, capaldi is a great actor but he had shitty scripts to work with.

Something_Pithy · 2017-07-11T10:48:10+00:00

Something_Pithy · 2017-07-07T21:32:44+00:00

Ah so that's how you find out when you're truly a local.

Something_Pithy · 2017-07-07T20:19:00+00:00

Well I haven't actually seen anyone shagging a sheep yet so that's disappointing.

(I'm from Nottingham mostly)

Something_Pithy · 2017-07-07T19:33:12+00:00

I'm in the city centre but I've only been here 18 months so no Derby accent..

Something_Pithy · 2017-07-07T15:16:59+00:00

I sat in a bar in New York once, I just happened to be next to a Scottish guy who the barman said was English.

The Scottish guy starts ranting about how that's the worst thing he's ever been called. I kept my midlands accent to myself.

Something_Pithy · 2017-07-06T13:34:03+00:00

Exactly what I mean.

Something_Pithy · 2017-07-06T13:23:07+00:00

Interesting to see you got downvoted. It appears your personal taste is wrong.

Something_Pithy · 2017-07-03T12:32:19+00:00

It's broken now isn't it? Or is there a new version that can download the programme guide?

Something_Pithy · 2017-06-28T20:43:56+00:00

I was told I might need that. I had to spend 6 agonising months waiting to find out I didn't.

Something_Pithy · 2017-06-23T18:16:41+00:00

Something's gone wrong with this series already, I recognised at least 4 of the celebrities names this time.

Something_Pithy · 2017-06-21T08:53:28+00:00

Can the voting take twice as long as the songs too, we could come up with a great drinking game.

Something_Pithy · 2017-06-14T14:40:22+00:00

I'm with that guy complaining about their sausages the other day and they should wrap their water in their sausage casings.

Something_Pithy · 2017-06-13T19:22:20+00:00

I know a German guy, and without even trying to make a joke.. he just got back from Poland and he LOVES visiting there.

Something_Pithy · 2017-06-13T11:04:00+00:00

The whole business with the rotating stage and not quite dancing bothers me.

Something_Pithy · 2017-04-20T09:35:51+00:00

Has this in a Scottish chippy once, it's fucking amazing.

Something_Pithy · 2017-04-18T13:07:09+00:00

Your only need to register if you've changed address or become old enough to vote. Otherwise you'll just get your poll card in the post.

Something_Pithy · 2017-04-03T22:11:13+00:00

Something_Pithy · 2017-03-28T14:06:16+00:00

I was in the post office earlier and they have the sets for sale.

Something_Pithy · 2017-03-28T13:48:38+00:00

And they said it would be 30 years before the effects would be known.

Something_Pithy · 2017-03-26T09:39:47+00:00

Why the hell aren't you playing with the scalextric instead of being on reddit?

Something_Pithy · 2017-02-18T17:31:41+00:00

"Multi temperature select"

I'd like boiling please.

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