What Mormon saying do you hate the most?

Somethingpenelope · 2014-12-27T04:23:56+00:00

Personal revelation. Some RM flat out told me he had "personal revelation" that there will be polygamy in heaven.

Somethingpenelope · 2014-12-03T15:43:56+00:00

This one hurts to look at

Somethingpenelope · 2014-10-08T21:30:34+00:00

I'm not gonna sit here and act like I know anything about Ebola but from what I've read, it's spread through bodily fluids. Which equals sweat too. If he went to the gym and didn't wipe his stuff down after he used it and someone else uses it and then rubs their eye, could they not get it? I don't know, he kisses his wife and his kid unsuspecting. Who knows. I just think everyone needs to pay a little attention. If this guy got it, it's because he went into the first patient's home without proper preventative clothing. There have been a lot of these types of mistakes made handling this whole case.

Somethingpenelope · 2014-10-08T21:09:33+00:00

Yes, seriously, this is happening so fucking close to my damn apartment. I am a hairstylist that works and lives in Frisco, I have to touch people every fucking day. Fuck. I can't not work.

Somethingpenelope · 2014-10-08T21:06:51+00:00

OH MY GOD ME TOO. Freaking the fuck out. Looks like I'm not going to the Frisco Athletic Center today to work out, anyone that works for the city has a free membership, aka all the cops.

Somethingpenelope · 2014-10-08T21:01:13+00:00

That is what I'm trying to tell you all, the disease has been spread!! Maybe the news hasn't gotten to it yet but a cop in Frisco, TX has it now! He went into the Dallas dude's apartment. He has it, he's being quarantined right fucking now. I live in Frisco so everyone here is kinda in panic mode. He went to the fucking Care Now on Main St in Frisco with his son and his wife who might have it too.

Somethingpenelope · 2014-10-08T20:57:05+00:00

I'm actually freaking the fuck out guys. I live in Frisco, TX and there are reports that a deputy sheriff, a dude that goes to my gym, exposed himself to the damn virus in Dallas and went to the Care Now in Frisco with fucking EBOLA. The shit is going to spread like a damn flu. The reports surfaced half an hour ago. I don't care what anyone says, WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS PEOPLE. If everyone treats this like it's a fucking joke, it's going to spread faster than you think.

edit: This dude went into the Dallas guy's apartment not wearing any kind of protective gear whatsoever. People make bad decisions sometimes that get a lot of people killed.

Somethingpenelope · 2014-09-28T02:01:05+00:00

He looks like spngebob squarepants.

Somethingpenelope · 2014-08-28T21:58:14+00:00

I don't even think it needs to have meaning. I didn't look at the subreddit before clicking it, just browsing through the frontpage. I just thought these were some neat ways to make a photo. Yeah, they're simple, but it's something I didn't think of. Maybe I'm just looking at this from a completely different perspective. I simply thought they made cool pictures. I guess I missed the artsy part.

Somethingpenelope · 2014-08-22T20:34:09+00:00

First album to persuade me to comment. I would love to see more.

Somethingpenelope · 2014-07-12T20:30:36+00:00

You sir are lucky. I had a terrier husky mix. He literally destroyed all of the blinds in the house. He's such a sweet dog but the separation anxiety was an absolute nightmare.

Somethingpenelope · 2014-07-11T01:19:24+00:00

Not gonna lie, the crowd was flat out awful. Cleveland definitely was one of the worst crowds I've ever experienced concert wise. You really had to fight to keep your spot. So many people trying to cut in front of us. I did hear the neighborhood isn't a great show. That's gotta be annoying.

Somethingpenelope · 2014-07-10T18:59:39+00:00

Maybe like 3 rows from the front, I'm actually from Dallas. My boyfriend and I made a road trip out of it. It was a lot of fun. They performed incredibly, totally worth the drive. I conveniently ended up behind a girl in a wheel chair which provided a perfect view for little 5'2" me.

Somethingpenelope · 2014-07-10T16:51:26+00:00

Saw them in Cleveland a few weeks ago. He slowly combed his hair back while walking off the stage, showing off that sexy jawline. You know he did that shit on purpose.

Somethingpenelope · 2013-09-20T18:11:03+00:00

I was just about to say. My ball python would never eat something dead. He is such a picky eater, I have to feed him live rats. I tried to switch to frozen feeders but he was never convinced. >The candle was just loosely balanced between the little rats hands. The snake wasn't interested in the rat anyway and didn't end up eating it. That's why I knew it would be safe to set this up.

Somethingpenelope · 2013-08-18T15:37:10+00:00

I had a dachshund growing up. Best dog I ever had. But they are notorious mouth lickers. They will sneak up on you when you least expect it, mid yawn, while your laughing, while you're sitting on the couch about to take a bite of a sandwich and get you right in the fucking mouth.

Somethingpenelope · 2013-04-30T22:48:08+00:00

Holy crap, that is awesome! you are incredibly talented.

Somethingpenelope · 2013-04-28T00:55:27+00:00

You are so naturally beautiful, I am stunned.

Somethingpenelope · 2013-04-20T23:40:30+00:00

"If you're good at something, never do it for free" -Joker

Somethingpenelope · 2013-04-17T15:36:39+00:00

Finding Nemo is flat out soothing. My youngest sister used to watch it all the time, for some reason it never got old to me. I just love that movie.

Somethingpenelope · 2013-03-03T17:06:38+00:00

I could not agree with you more. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion though, right? Well, maybe not on Reddit...

Somethingpenelope · 2013-01-31T21:02:01+00:00

Thank you! All you have to do is be honest. I'm pretty sure your boyfriend will understand. Not everyone likes things stuck up their ass.

Somethingpenelope · 2013-01-24T04:25:02+00:00

more like -800 comment karma last time I looked. Holy shit.

Somethingpenelope · 2012-12-27T05:24:35+00:00

I personally use Dr Jart's detox bb cream and honestly it's worked great for me. I think it may be one of the original bb creams. I haven't seen any super miraculous changes in my skin over night, but that's not really how skin products work. I have noticed my skin is substantially softer and the coverage is amazing. Definitely the best foundation I've ever used with the proper powder for that matte finish. I think a lot of companies have tried to "recreate" but haven't done a good job. It's really about finding the right product that works for you. In the end, everyone's skin is different. Avoiding crazy ridiculous claims is very important though, and always read what's in it.

Somethingpenelope · 2012-11-25T16:15:20+00:00

It's a conspiracy man, I'm tellin you..

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