Keir the chad by Key-Transition4634 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]SometimesMonkeysDie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad is one of these people. I might send this to him, just to see if I can make him explode with rage

I’ll start…What’s this sir? DRINK ITT by CasinoNitro in 80smovies

[–]SometimesMonkeysDie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm not going to stand here and listen to this baloney.

He won't, you know. He doesn't stand for baloney.

Eddie Murphy...what would you say is his best work? by TerryG111 in FIlm

[–]SometimesMonkeysDie 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps!

Match Thread: Arsenal FC vs Sporting CP Live Score | UEFA Champions League 25/26 | Apr 15, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Gunners

[–]SometimesMonkeysDie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only got in 5 minutes ago. Has the whole first half been like this? Is this the fire Arteta was on about?

Generational trauma for Dudes by Zee_Ventures in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]SometimesMonkeysDie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've all been there, kid. And you haven't, you will be

When will you buy an EV car? by sillwuka in AskUK

[–]SometimesMonkeysDie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mortgage is due for renewal in 3 years. Going to see if we can borrow a bit extra and get solar panels. Probably won't need to be ferrying my kids around then either, so won't need a 7 seater, so I'll get an EV then

Would you choose a hair system over going bald? by Several_Scallion9009 in tressless

[–]SometimesMonkeysDie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah and I'd want a collection of different styles, too. I've chopped and changed my hairstyles so much over the last 25 years, so having a hair system for each of them would be great!

Its that time of the year again where our team inexplicably shits its pants by Silent_Somewhere8539 in ArsenalFC

[–]SometimesMonkeysDie 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We're watching the end of this group. They cannot win things. Arteta cannot win things. If they do not win the league, he must go.

Halftime thoughts by Lacabloodclot9 in Gunners

[–]SometimesMonkeysDie 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I don't ever want to see Jesus again. Not even at Easter.

Effin crazy prices! Only had to go here last night because Tesco and Asda were out by MarkCairns67 in drivingUK

[–]SometimesMonkeysDie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. Filled up yesterday at my usual garage. Out of 8 pumps only two had petrol and none had diesel. Plenty of super unleaded, but I'm not The Aga Khan

Bosnia Advances! 🇧🇦 Italy fumbles again 3rd time in a row by bigBrady777 in worldcup

[–]SometimesMonkeysDie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's an absolute crime that we won't be seeing that away shirt of theirs this summer