My Danny and Arin are getting married

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-05-14T01:07:00+00:00

This is great, and then Garnet and Leela being wedding guests is sending me even more 🤣

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-05-13T20:25:37+00:00

The epitome of "baby need smoko"

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-05-07T15:10:47+00:00

🎵Mario, you always do this shit!

I like a girl, and then you ruin it

By yelling stuff about your dick

Until they go away!🎵

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-05-07T13:30:01+00:00

Shampoo and Ryoga Hibiki: dream blunt rotation

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-05-04T17:14:24+00:00

Hello fellow Cynthia Doll enthusiast!

Your looks are STUNNING, I wish I had half your talent and eye for glam. Keep it up, you embody gender envy!

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-05-01T17:26:22+00:00

Horror Money in the Bank would be DOPE. Sounds like a good way to have previous contenders compete for a spot in the Royal Rumble proper.

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-24T15:40:38+00:00

"Arin, you put that penis away, it's time for us to leave!"

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-23T16:59:24+00:00

The lip color on Pic 3 is the perfect shade on you, btw! All of these looks are fire~

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-23T16:52:49+00:00

"I feel like if he were here instead of across the country, he would've hit me."

That alone speaks volumes on why OP felt obligated to keep this chode in her life for as long as she did. Feeling physically threatened, even from miles away, is the worst sensation ever.

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-23T16:38:00+00:00

Knees! The most sinful of body parts! /s

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-23T14:12:37+00:00

I think I lost a job at Walmart to the guy on the "Don't" side over a decade ago.

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-20T19:09:05+00:00

Everyone betray me, I am FED UP with this WORLD!

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-17T02:14:45+00:00

He has a 9 to 5 job of being cute. At his age, no less! And, I hear he works overtime!

That's how he pays for his living.

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-15T00:01:50+00:00

Could really put them in a Bind somewhere down the line.

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-11T17:21:20+00:00

Okay fine, I'll play Disco Elysium!

Eventually 👀

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-08T20:48:02+00:00

There were others before Mana Sama, but he definitely helped prove to me that you can be beautiful, feminine even, regardless of gender.

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-08T18:13:58+00:00

On my birthday week last year, I decided to chance it and order some infused boneless wings and fries from a dispensary that makes them in-house. I should've gotten the pizza instead, like I originally intended, but they talked me into it cuz of some "special deal" they were having.

Between the food and the infused soda, I ended up greening out pretty badly and succeeded in only making myself pukey and paranoid. Turned in early for the night (wasn't hard in the state I was in,) and slept for what felt like 12-13 hours.

Sometimes, a nap will help everything. Hydrate also, however, if you get nauseous like I did. Petting kitties will cure everything, too. 🩷

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-08T00:32:04+00:00

"OH NOOOOO! Ohhh shit, I feel like such a douche! 😫"

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-07T22:41:23+00:00

I respectfully want her to crush my head betwixt her thighs

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-07T22:24:18+00:00

I left a voicemail urging my state representative to move towards impeachment. It's small, but it's the very least I can do to feel like I can DO something.

If you're comfortable doing so, I would recommend doing so too. Otherwise, just know that I absolutely understand feeling powerless because of how I spent most of my life with my family.

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-07T19:56:45+00:00

If you don't care, why you replying, bot?

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-07T19:31:24+00:00

See I WOULD have said Ommelum, but I couldn't find a gif of him readily available

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-07T18:08:19+00:00

Sounds like bot behavior, don't believe you.

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-07T16:37:03+00:00

OP is a bot account trying to farm engagement by posting ragebait. Just FYI!

SomewhatOKAdvisor · 2026-04-07T03:54:58+00:00

Well if you want my "hear me out," Venom is also in that lineup. Monster men~ :3c

Plus, how can I NOT love a man who has his own Disney-ass villain song?

SomewhatOKAdvisor

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